How did Rowling get away with this?

How did Rowling get away with this?

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it's like she was trying to tell us something

OY VEY

Isn't she the most annoying leftist bitch on Twatter?

milf desu

MUTTER

Everyone was too busy thinking about it being one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>star of David on the floor of Gringots

Jesus Christ Rowling

based dullest franchise poster

AAAAHHHH
DELETE THIS NOW GOYIM
REMEMBER THE 6 TRILLION

le newfag

that's got to be a shop, they can't have been that cheeky

that was a pretty shitty opening line for the pasta

How did Lucas get away with this?

>Atlas Shrugged
>God-tier
>Notes from Underground
>Low-tier

Rowling downright said that it was NOT a depiction of jews. try again, Sup Forums falseflagger

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>the trail
>middle tier

Has anyone ever seen Raimi and Rowling in the same room together?

FUCK I MEANT THE TRIAL FUCK

wait... now that you mention it I havent... holy shit dude!

see for yourself ;)

0:15
youtube.com/watch?v=DwC6IFi6RuU

THE MUDBLOODS KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN.

welp

holy shit
she was on our side the whole time...
she's like a female colbert

>Those digits

fuck off jew dont take my digits

You can be redpilled on the Jewish Question and still hold leftist ideals

Can't wait for the next Pottermore post trying to fix this and ending up causing horrific implications.
Like the one that implied children would shit themselves and have it vanished by a parent or teacher, because Rowing forgot what a chamber pot or outhouse was

kek

See also: George Lucas

she isn't red-pilled, it's just her non-kike brain subconsciously alerting her to the heebs ways

when it's convenient.

>Like the one that implied children would shit themselves and have it vanished by a parent or teacher, because Rowing forgot what a chamber pot or outhouse was

Which one was this?

Liberals have a reputation for being racists but being too ignorant to realize they're racist.

the director is catholic
damn

it*'s only racist if you believe there's truth to jews being like the dwarves in the first place

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oy vey goyim they sure reigned her in didnt they!

holy shit

Alastor Moody is a thinly-veiled stand-in for Aleister Crowley, who made a few anti-Semitic statements even in his works on Kabbalah

She is as leftist as Clinton was.

She's British so it doesn't count

>Hagrid, what exactly are these things?
>They're kikes, Harry. Clever as they come, but not the most friendly of beasts.
How did Rowling get away with this?

Leftists have always been anti-Israel

>great gatsby and atlas shrugged god tier
>huck finn shit tier
please be a troll

This. Hitler was pro-Islam (not pro-Arab, but he hated Christianity and liked Islam's more rigorous schedules) and of course Trump himself is very pro-Israel and pro-Jewish, what with rich Jews from Goldman Sachs in his crew.

This is the pill Sup Forums doesn't want you to know about. The real legacy of Hitler actually lay in Clinton (especially her triumph over the Socialist), and liberals are actually far more racist than conservatives, this alleged miscegenation is actually the weeding of the weak whites for the ushering of a new strong white race. They worship Hitler falsely as much as they can to hide this.

That's Cher.

>implying i wouldnt drink vag juice from this granny

Good post, funny people still don't know the pasta. Always kek at the 'no' part, 9/11

Sup Forums thinks it's the first one to have discovered the Jewish problem

Alltthe great authors of the past have tackled the subject in their own ways, encoding the truth under veils of verbage, so that others may nod in acknowledgment of shared attainment in the fields of magick and gnosis

Shes trying to make up for it

thats "mini-me" verne troyer

>Hides her female name as an author
>Ensures only nationalistic casting for the movies
>Refuses to let refugees stay at her 14 room mansion
>Keeps Hermione=Black and Dumbledore=Gay out of the canon material

I always suspected she was actually /ourgal/

Because it was a different time

Lol more like she's based and triggers you virgin drumpcucks. Never forget.

But you're the megautist who posts and pushes it. You samefag everytime. Literally gay.

You're a Grand Wizard, Harry.

That's actually the eternal Anglo wearing a WW1 helmet
Common misconception

>using virgin as an insult

Hole: DETECTED

t.forever alone

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Virgin detected kek

please don't bully roasties

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goblins naturally have jewish like features based on their actual folklore.

>walking directly over the star

>that editing and direction
Its kino

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Delet

holy fuck

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No fucking way.

See
In harry potter the goblins legit were almost genocided in the goblin wars by wizards and thus given banking powers afterwards.

>Responding to a pasta.
Nice to meet you newfag.

Are there Muslim allegories in Harry Potter?

They are called goatsuckers or something that's all.

really subtle Rowling

>Voldemort is Wizard Hitler
>Genocides the goblins

It was before voldy. Voldy totally massacres the gringotts floor in the last film though
She didn't design him I've seen the behind the scenes. Did you know the bowtruckles were puppets?

I could have sworn that coin said "Faggots".

By the way, I screen capped this.

self portrait. george is in EVERY movie he makes, now can you spot the other georges?

Uh don't you remember the evil raghead in the first one?

could you share some notable examples?

This whole thread in general.

oy vey I remember the bowtruckles

Wizard Hitler is Gellert Grindelwald.
Dumbledore's gay boyfriend.

Those double trips are perfect.