What's up, mah muggas?
Let's see how the main team is holding up after the Massacre.
PREVIOUSLY ON X-MEN:
The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 4: Mutant Massacre (Part 18)
Dylan Kelly
Cooper Myers
BWS IN THE HOUSE!!!
am i misremembering or was Malice a Byrne thing that Sue fought/dealt with and evolved to Invisible Woman?
and New Mutants movie line up confirmed, Dani, Sam, Bobby, Rahne, Illyana, Warlock (which is wild w/o Doug)
Ryan Rogers
Being at a Lila Cheney concert would be pretty cool.
Parker Cruz
Sounds cool, I guess those rumors about Storm being in the movie were BS after all.
Landon Evans
It made sense! she's a kid for no reason now.
going to be hilarious with the Apocalypse kids being like the adult team when they're like the same age as the new mutants.
Lucas Flores
I decided to make today's storytime a bit short, so I can fit a certain one-shot in its own thread.
Kevin Gutierrez
>Magik
>Without the Claremont-esque sexualized backstory
What is even the point?
Jason Bennett
Yeah, sucks that they won't be the X-Babies anymore and just "another X-Men team".
David Baker
>am i misremembering or was Malice a Byrne thing that Sue fought/dealt with and evolved to Invisible Woman?
Also, nope, different Malice.
Alexander Gray
M-maybe this won't be a dud like Apocalypse?
Ayden Lee
yeah def not gonna have all the fun history behind them, luckily the characters do rock so i have hopes!
honestly i'm just glad it's not fucking singer again. he's like zack snyder without the visual style with those movies.
>different Malice
christ
Zachary Davis
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Jose Jones
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Owen Martin
>Mutant Massacre
Is this like ANOTHER TITAN DIES but for muties?
Gavin Baker
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Parker Sanchez
Yeah, and maybe I won't stay up all night searching for comic torrents and sleep through a scheduled storytime. It's possible, but I wouldn't bet on it.
Carter Rivera
No, there were no big shock deaths during the Massacre.
Thomas Lopez
I love how BWS draws Dazzler's light thingamabobs.
Parker Watson
:(
Luke Carter
Dazzler is a bitch! BITCH!
Jack Clark
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Eli Perry
It's only Bendis. Besides, I'll make up for it in a few hours by posting more in the next thread.
Easton Ward
To be fair, she is being influenced and later outright controlled by an evil incorporeal entity.
Hudson Howard
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Xavier Reed
>It's only Bendis
Yeah, but it's pure, undiluted PRIME Bendis! Plus, a lazy artist like Gaydos!
Robert Diaz
>First three panels
Oh god the acid's kicking in
Connor Thomas
Feel free to crop that Rogue.
Dylan Howard
>reading a 80's BWS comic on acid
I'm gonna have to try that some day.
Aaron Gray
Sadly, they're literally my most popular threads, except maybe Fearless Defenders.
Lucas Peterson
I'm pretty sure Storm just broke Dazzler's spine there.
Cameron Roberts
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Brandon Ross
What's a broken spine between friends?
Luis Flores
>DIE!! Haha, oops.
Landon Ross
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Sebastian Bailey
>Feel free to crop that Rogue
I'd already done it before seeing this post. You want I should wait until you're finished to post it?
Leo Richardson
>Oh boy, I bet this issue's gonna be worth a lot in the future!
Landon Adams
Like I said, today's storytime is going to be pretty short. Knock yourself out.
Aaron Myers
oh god these fuckers.
Easton Ortiz
Chills.
Luis Sullivan
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Anthony Brooks
Are there still people who call women "skirts" nowadays?
Eli Roberts
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Xavier Robinson
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Angel Campbell
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Adam Price
Heh.
Luke Rogers
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Eli Wright
>I guess those rumors about Storm being in the movie were BS after all.
I wouldn't be so quick to write her out. Storm is important to Illyana's backstory so (as I've been saying all along) it's possible that she figures into some flashbacks and not the main story
Julian Price
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Christopher Stewart
Surprise cameo!
Joseph Morales
>this triggers the Quesada
Leo Bell
Triggers me too. Logan's a cigar man, dammit! He doesn't smoke cigarettes!
Joseph Thompson
I like how she put on a sweater.
John Bennett
>Outta the way bitch, gotta find me that Grey pussy!
Jesus, Logan.
Easton Ward
Speaking of broken spines...
Carson Baker
Hey man, maybe he's in a classy mood.
Colton Mitchell
Hey X-user and fellow readers, what do you all think are the peaks and valleys in the Claremont run so far? I'm a huge fan of the Cockrum/Smith era myself.
Gavin Gray
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Robert Wright
Maybe they're just a buncha Sup Forumstards. Who knows?
Anthony Morgan
We haven't reached my favorite part of Claremont's run yet. We're somewhat close though.
Landon Murphy
>JEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAN
Chase Scott
I looove that classic Davis kick. You know the one.
Cooper Gomez
228/229 and onwards?
Logan Kelly
>Mutants can't be real
See, this character archetype would've worked years prior to some of Magneto shenanigans, but since the Assassination attempt on Senator Kelley, it's absurd that nobody would believe in mutants.
It's a special sort of denial, typically reserved for those who think the earth is flat and ISS is all done with CGI and Jet airplanes.
Parker Diaz
Oh, wise guy, eh?
Leo Murphy
Claremont/Bill S. on New Mutants is best. I read every thread, but I'm always hype for New Mutant storytimes.
Zachary Bennett
Eeyup.
Connor Gonzalez
>live action Warlock
How's that gonna work?
Dominic Wilson
Is this the home of that dude from the Wolverine/Doop mini?
Lucas Brooks
Robo-Groot
Owen Bailey
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Brayden Anderson
>You're tough Wolvie. Not Invulnerable. Nobody's that.
And then the 90s and 00s happen and Wolverine could survive everything from steam roller crushing him to ground zero nuclear explosion
Joshua Taylor
> I can't be knocked down
Get in line behind Juggernaut, Blob, and Leland, loser.
Jackson Cruz
He'll probably look like a Transformer or some stupid shit like that.
Noah James
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Joseph Ward
>Adventures of the X-Mail
I'd read that.
Charles Bell
I know you said that we should not talk about Sup Forums stuff but looks like the new mutant movie just got director and writer, both them worked in spectacular now and fault in the starts (teen drama movies).
And the cast will be Dani, Sam, Rahne, Roberto, Illyana and warlock.
Jeremiah Torres
FUCK i just noticed the first post of this thread, oh well at least you guys know from where are the writers and the director.
Jonathan Miller
Storm taking part in The Most Dangerous Game is some really weird filler.
Jaxson Parker
>INTRODUCING
>LITERALLY WHO?
>WHATS HIS NUTS
>AND THIS GUY!
Asher Hernandez
this is like the opposite of a sausage fest
do femminists like Claremont or they see him just as a fetishist?
Josiah Turner
Sorry about that, had to take care of a lenghty phone call.
Adrian Ross
He had a hand in the creation or popularization of almost every major female character in Marvel.
Eli Gomez
Honestly, when I mentioned Sup Forums stuff I was mostly talking about DC and MCU movies, since those attract the most shitposters.
Nathan Hill
Jose Roberts
Liam Thompson
What? Freedom Force are the jam!
Alexander Reyes
Look out, Ororo! Your hairdo is taking life of its own!
Bentley Hughes
he's gonna be a Jamaican rasta mon
Brandon Morales
kek
Lincoln Sanchez
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Angel Bell
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Josiah Wilson
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John Smith
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Sebastian Cook
Dazzler looks cool, her beam stuff is awsome
Brandon Evans
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Austin Cooper
I honestly don't have much to say, like user said this is such an odd fill-in.
Elijah Martin
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Joseph Richardson
Never trust anyone with such questionable fashion choices!
Juan Smith
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Camden Hughes
What a little shit.
>captcha is LOGAN
Wow, OK.