It's 5 years after King of the Hill ended. What are all the characters up to these days?

It's 5 years after King of the Hill ended. What are all the characters up to these days?

Dale enjoys sitting in his basement and reading Breitbart.

Pic related, it's Dale reading some serious Breitbart

5 years? that can't be right
wow, it's only been 6 years. that's fucking nuts. I thought it was over 8

>Buck died of a heart attack, and Hank is now manager of Strickland Propane.
>Peggy attempted a career as a novelist, and while her harlequin romance novels are published, they sell awfully.
>As Bobby got older, his comedic tastes improved and he became a genuinely funny individual.
>Dale has had an eventful few years. Things like wikileaks, the panama papers and the like were some of the most fun he's ever had.
>Bill has continued his downward slide into nothingness.
>Boomhauer eventually got married to a girl that just sort of came out of nowhere. The rest of the guys can't remember ever meeting her before he announced their engagement.

>Breitbart
Too mainstream for the likes of Dale.
Dale probably gets his news via e-mail chain of assumed names. In fact he may be three different individuals on said chain.

>Boomhauer eventually got married to a girl that just sort of came out of nowhere. The rest of the guys can't remember ever meeting her before he announced their engagement.

Legit spooked senpai.

>Bobby starts working part time at a butcher's shop and becomes butcher strong, his prop comedy hits a speed bump when he tries to incorporate discarded animal parts into his act.

On a CRT, what is this, Half Life 2?

Joseph and Connie are the only kids from their high school that got out of that town they never looked back.

Dale resumed his pirate radio station.

You'd think someone would tell him about podcasts.

>Joseph
Nah, he's too dumb. He'll get someone pregnant and have a cruddy life.

I dunno Joseph strikes me as the kind of guy who'd hit it mildly big in Pro Football then come back to town and be a minor deity.

There are some terrifying true things about internet communication, never mind conspiracies. At some point, he'd ban internet from his house, and Nancy would have to hide her smart phone from him.

Why don't you steal those big feet?

A slip-n-fall near an escalator leaves Luanne a widowed single mother. Sup Forums continually reposts her unfortunate Chaturbate video where Gracie wanders into the room.

Fuck the pink sky and Joseph's head in the thumbnail looked like a huge looming head with a slightly open mouth

I need to go to bed

>Bill has continued his downward slide into nothingness.

Why can't Bill be happy?

Joseph spends five years as the backup QB for the Washington Redskins. He and Dale assume John Redcorn refuses to speak to the Gribbles anymore because he's a diehard Cowboys fan.

>"I had no idea John Redcorn cared about football this much. Even Hank managed to shake Joseph's hand before training camp."

Because he's Bill.
Luanne doesn't strike me as the type to do porn, she's more the type to be tricked into doing porn/some scumbag she dates posts Revenge Porn of her.

Bill needs to see Laoma again.