In one a child is screaming, and in the other an AR-15 is slowly being destroyed. You do not have enough time to get to both. The child will die or the AR-15 will be rendered inoperable.
Which do you rescue?
Thomas Barnes
>You do not have enough time to get to both. Don't tell me what I can't do
Grayson Ramirez
Dog bless my assault rifles. I can always replace the child
Andrew Sanchez
3. Turn 360 degrees and walk away to McDonald's, kids are annoying shits and I don't care about guns
Colton Sullivan
>grab the AR-15. >use it to blast away all flammable material in the vicinity of the child. >grab the child and us the kinetic energy of the AR to shoot us both to safety.
Jacob Jenkins
Take my AR-15 and gun down whoever started the fire!
Nathaniel Cox
You can just make another baby, but a good AR-15 is hard to come by
Jordan Walker
/thread
Camden Peterson
Shoot the baby and then point the AR-15 at your mouth and shoot the AR
Lucas Price
Hmm, seems like a hard ridddle... until you think about it.
I would telepathically contact a team of superheroes. There will almost certainly be a supero hero among them who has a power to put out the entire fire very quickly. And if he can't fly, another member of the team will be able to fly him up to whatever floor we're on.
The child *and* the AR-15 will be saved, and the burning building will probably be salvageable, too!
Brayden Price
Is shooting the fire an option? Can't I just grab the baby and shot a hole in the ground like in the movies and escape?
Asher Parker
WAIT! OP this is important, what race is the baby?
Jackson Roberts
trick question the gun and the child would both be too hot to grab
Jaxon Stewart
korean
Chase Wilson
>Is shooting the fire an option? This is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Of course shooting the fire is an option. This is America lad
Brandon Ramirez
If the baby is Korean then it's made of plastic therefore already dead and or melted by the fire. AR it is.
Isaiah Perez
why korean lol
David Thompson
lmao the fact that its korean makes the jap reconsider
Jack Carter
Would you save the Korean baby or get your hands on an expensive and well maintained AR-15
Ryder Wright
The jap would first save the AR, then use it to make sure that the korean baby doesn´t make it.