How would your precious European universal health care have handled this situation?

How would your precious European universal health care have handled this situation?

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Thank you for motivating me to not cheat on my diet and exercise plan ever again

hahahahaha

>become sick
>see doctor immediately
>get meds or treatment
>don't have to pay anything
>heal

>get injured
>don't need to hesitate calling 112 (worldwide number for calling an ambulance/KRANKENWAGEN, btw... Murricans ofc need their extra 9/11 number in order to rememmburr)
>get into hospital
>get a nice bed, meds, surgery, treatments, meals and even a taxi back home on release day
>don't have to pay anything

freedom™

how the hell do you even get like this

what the fuck

>live in a shithole cunt
>get sick
>too afraid to see a doctor
>die

>live in a shithole cunt
>get injured
>too afraid to call an ambulance
>die

>live in a shithole cunt
>get sick or injured
>be one of the few people who can afford "healthcare"
>see doctor or call an ambulance
>get shot on the way to the doc or hospital

el barón de la sangre...

>Y-YEAH BUT WAIT LINES!
>CHECKMATE LIBTARD

>WAIT LINES
is this a thing in shithole cunts?

>LIBTARD
Go and open a dictionary for the first time in your life and look up the definition of the word "liberal".
MURRICA
MURRICA
MURRICA
FREEDOM
FREEDOM
FREEDOM

You'd be acquitted straight to the deepest pit of the psych ward here. In most cases it wont go so far though.

Are you fucking retarded? He's sarcastic you germanbot.

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>not understanding the several layers of sarcasm

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You're not at a beach, brudi. Stop digging.

kek

Haha aa

America doesn't have wait lines. We have weight lines.

>revealing information about a parient alon with a photo
I would sue, desu

Also, the answer is probably nothing nothing since patients have a right to refuse treatment and proving them crazy isn't simple.

Randy! Your balls!

>sue
The guy probably doesn't have the money to buy enough rights to be able to sue.

>Krankenwagen

I love German.

milk truk just arive

>just ate 400 calories of chocolate as my weekly diet cheat
I don't think I'll ever cheat again.

>Murricans ofc need their extra 9/11 number in order to rememmburr)
Are you underage? 911 existed before 9/11

vodka is ruining your brain ivan

ummm, sweaty...
we have the freedom to due so
do not question us
it's a free country over here, unlike you kiwi fucks run things

he's probably dead

Jeremy kile

just a joke oleg

>filename
Lmao

German humour is at it again!

What would that be in German though?

>400cal
That’s like half a bar
What are you some sort of faggot

I have actually had a call like that.

We handled it by having people that are educated enough to call us when it's the size of a water melon.

Still looked terrifying. My driver fought hard to keep it together and started laughing really hard when we got back to the parking lot.

>see doctor immediately

This is a nice way of saying "bleed out in the ER after 12 hours of waiting"

>How would your precious European universal health care have handled this situation?
Doctors can't help a person that refuses all help

>don't have to pay anything
Free healthcare doesn't exists