Oh Captain, my Captain! Another unmarried childless 30 something has joined the ranks of the Dead Roasties Society.
Gen-X and early millennials rode the cock carousel until their late 20's. Then they got off with a beta provider before cheating, divorcing, and beginning the cycle all over again.
But more of these women are refusing to settle. And more men are refusing to play the rigged game at all.
The end result is single men finding other ways to occupy their time and miserable used up spinsters getting trashed on cheap wine and dressing up their cats in baby clothes before killing themselves with their biological clock run outs.
Is it really a suicide when the skeleton will just reanimate itself a few days from now?
Lucas Morgan
literally who
Lincoln Green
This doesn't make me feel good. It just makes me think, if this wealthy bitch with a yorkie thinks life isn't worth living, why should it be worth living for me?
Carter Johnson
Why didn't one of pure Aryan brothers save her and make more soldiers for the day of the rope?
Tyler Rogers
It used to be 3 kids, now it's 2 dogs and an abortion.
Nathaniel Lopez
I hope that dog is okay. Do you think it nibbled her body?
Ian Butler
Struggle is what makes life worth living. Making good things happen is what balances the shit. When you are just sitting on your ass and there is no feedback from actually improving things we go nuts. Its how we know the people making excuses for tranny suicide are stupid. Suicide is the province of the privileged.
Adam Nelson
For every dead roastie, there are 5 dead wizards who no one even knows or cares about
Nathaniel Adams
She died a month ago. Why are you posting this shit now?
I hope the bitch burns in hell for making her dog depressed. I mean, the dog loved her, and the stupid cunt just left without warning.
I hope it is now with a good family
Sebastian Edwards
How do you think she tamed her dog?
Henry Harris
>33 >dude weed lmao all day err day >sit around watching teen mom all day >failed "comedian" resorting to podcasting >had to sell car because running out of money >tried to become a trophy wife for any Dodger player she could get >ends life because no one wants your skeletor druggie ass
Nolan White
What?! Why would she do that
Levi Jones
because she's a roastie
Ryan Anderson
>could literally cut back spending, marry some fit trade guy, and live a comfy middle class life with kids >nah, too big a fall, better off myself instead
Wonder if her son there took a few bites from her post-mortem
Kevin Price
>if this wealthy bitch with a yorkie thinks life isn't worth living, why should it be worth living for me? >implying money and a gay little dog would make life worth living
You're a retard.
Christopher Gonzalez
Women are mentally ill
Julian Scott
better going out like that then deciding to adopt a bullybreed to satisfy her alpha craving and become another statistic for the dog breed of peace's body count
why do so many white women adopt bully breed dogs to fuck them? are human alphas not alpha and savage enough for white women in 2017?
Liam Gutierrez
they do for most people.
Matthew Rivera
Thought it was a tranny. I also thought i knew most gen x artists but im drawing a blank what this stevie ryan contributed to shaping the zeitgeist. Prob just some d-list celeb.
Kevin Scott
Money would be a pretty good fucking incentive to keep living.
Asher Scott
>Suicide is the province of the privileged No it's not, suicide is the province of the mentally ill, you tard.
Hunter Rogers
...
Isaac Foster
>Actress commits suicide >in the tweet announcing her suicide she's standing in front of a poster for a movie directed by Tony Scott
literal pottery
Juan Adams
B R A V O V I N C E
Colton Cruz
Who the fuck was she?
Aiden Parker
...
Carter Foster
suicide is the result of depression, the symptom of a lack of purpose, which happens almost exclusively in populations that don't have to struggle to keep themselves alive.
Hunter Taylor
>is it really suicide when the skeleton is freed from its fleshy bonds to join the night!
Noah Campbell
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Adrian Mitchell
This type of thinking is exactly why people kill themselves. When you choose to see your own life as only having value because of anything external to you, you are eventually going to lose that value, no matter what. Nothing external can give your life meaning or bring you happiness, you have to find it within yourself.
Thomas Ward
This. It funny how low suicide is for established homeless people
Wyatt Cooper
I can't see myself wanting to commit suicide if I could afford to do fun shit all the time senpai.
Andrew Ortiz
Romero's death dashed her hopes of paying off her dealer with zombie extra money. No point after that. Fucking Romero. How could he have been so insensitive
Benjamin Harris
haha roastie btfo
Mason Richardson
You're pretty naive if you honestly believe that.
Brandon Scott
>25 but looks 40 She's cute might still send her a message
>Struggle is what makes life worth living No the fuck it's not. People live life trying to keep misery and struggle at a minimum
Carter Kelly
the sorrow on that puppers face. I wonder how many times she cried with mascara running down her face while she put it in baby clothes
Jack Mitchell
I'm gonna save that pupper
Jonathan Jones
Hold on...is that toilet just out in the room?
Dominic Johnson
Jesus already did.
Gabriel Adams
Conquering fear is the reason to live.
Hi incel.
Zachary Thompson
>I could be on puppychan right now
Colton Richardson
>Suicide is the province of the privileged. This is true for those in developed countries. But those that have abject poverty and excessive suffering usually suicide more. Just look up top suicide rates by country. There's only 1 first world country in the top 15 (south korea).
Lucas Campbell
downtown chicago coffin in the sky
Levi Perry
And is the flooring just loose 12" boards? What is going on in this dwelling?
Elijah Cook
Hold on puppy
Nicholas Long
>I take life advice from fucking Daniel Tosh's stand-up You probably should kill yourself, actually.
Daniel Young
JUST
Eli Wright
Dog has to watch every deuce she takes.
Levi Bell
>30 posts into this thread >wait why is the board blue >realize I'm not on /r9k/
Jayden Brown
>thinking I know/care where the saying comes from >sperging out like a teenager Sorry I proved you wrong famalam, no need to deflect so autistically though ma nigga
Anthony Green
lol this little Human Resource whore has probably been turned out by every ceo in Illinois. No beta will be enough for her
Isaac Jones
You sound like a dick Yeah, you shouldn't adopt a difficult breed if you aren't equipped to deal with it (Don't get a pit bull or indeed a German shepherd if you've only ever raised chihuahuas), but any dog raised by a decent and well-informed owner is a good dog.
Ian Thomas
Damn
Aaron Ramirez
enjoy being killed by little cutie paws when his bite kill instinct kicks in.
one more notch for the breed of peace
Noah Brown
Looking like that yeah.
Anthony Cox
What the fuck? She looks at least 35, I mean jesus christ what is wrong with her genes
Aaron Wright
white people age like milk
Hudson Richardson
nothing she just lied about her age
Jaxon Torres
why are reposting the same goddamn thread
Jayden Bennett
user, she's lying. Jesus, you are naive
Gabriel Allen
I don't know about that. I'm a barista and bartender (Wagecuck etc whatever) and encounter a lot of homeless folks from my area between these jobs. I know of three elderly individuals who committed suicide this past year, one of whom had been on the streets for over a decade (He was a recovering heroin addict whose family was estranged). I know anecdotal evidence isn't much but whatever, we're both talking out of our asses
Kevin Bell
REMINDER
Wyatt Reyes
Women have it so fucking easy its unbelievable.
They lie about their looks, even done up she is mediocre. If you woke up next to her with no makeup, you might think you're still dreaming and in a sarcophagus next to an embalmed body.
Then they put retarded shit like "I love to laugh, love dogs, want to do cartwheels"
Christ it's stupid.
Kevin Edwards
Love it
Nathaniel Brown
But how does that make any sense? I would much rather go out with an older woman that looks young than a younger woman that looks a decade older, and then what happens when you actually meet and start dating? Does she just keep up the lie forever?
Jaxon Miller
you know you don't have to tell the truth about your age on the internet right hell, up until a few decades ago women would never publicly age past 24
Robert Sanchez
id hit that idgaf about her obsession, plus the doggo is pretty cute
Brandon Wood
my grandma who is fucking nuts but completely normal didnt tell her kids her age until she was 90 and it was her 90th birthday
women arent normal, they operate in a different world, hormones change how you think, we cant understand someone who is driven by estrogen
Anthony Ward
>thinking I know/care where the saying comes from k >sperging out like a teenager You clearly don't understand that phrase because you used it incorrectly. >Sorry I proved you wrong Are you actually retarded? What do you think you proved me wrong about? You don't need to answer, it's a rhetorical question >famalam >ma nigga >calling me autistic wew
Jaxon Taylor
you don't get to be female and single at 35+ by being mentally ok
Jacob Hughes
Because delusional neckbeards that believe this fantasy never get laid
Austin Long
>pupper: save me pls
Aaron Powell
man, she's trying so hard i kind of feel bad for her i wonder if this is the emotion girls feel when they pity fuck a guy
Luis Thompson
Nah, white people are just dumb and are obsessed with being tan. so their skin looks like shit by the time they are 30.
Nicholas Stewart
Damn. Still a hell of a long time for him to decide to pull the trigger
Cooper Gonzalez
So what's a good pickup line then?
Lucas Russell
>im on an app that is used for trolling for dick >let me write this essay about my ideal man youll never read
Lucas Allen
This. She's probably been gangbanged who knows how many times while on "business" trips.
>25 She literally looks 50. And I'm saying this as a 30 year old.
Owen Cooper
Don't worry Drumpfie, Ahmed will be sure to have six kids to compensate. Your tax dollars will fund this.
Christian Peterson
the wall is a very real thing.
Sebastian Phillips
idk, i would never actually do it a former (aspie redditor) coworker of mine got married to a woman that age, only she wasn't attractive by any measure one day he had to rush out of the office because she started screaming at their baby i feel really bad for that kid, they're going to grow up just as fucked up as their parents
Isaiah Adams
Poor Drake. Guy just can't get relief.
Thomas Taylor
lol cletus is having 6 kids its inner city annie and liberal larry vacuuming their childrens brains out and getting a pug instead
Joshua Campbell
>research analyst Yeah I'm sure she does a lot of important, demanding work.
Brayden Green
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF Sup Forums MODERATION
Matthew Davis
This is very true, user. Every other user should listen to this user. He knows his shit, this user.
Adrian Lewis
Well I do hate frosting. Should I call her up? Would she be interested in an 18-year-old, you think?