"Nothing but tall folk, fair skin, and pointed ears as far as the eye can see. Boring, yes?"

>"Nothing but tall folk, fair skin, and pointed ears as far as the eye can see. Boring, yes?"
>What did he mean by this

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Everyone gets khajit refugee.

Khajit are always lazy bastards, they like cosmopolitan shitholes

>The Khajit races has many forms, from battle cats to undistinguishable from Humans
>Yeah let's use the fury form
>because "reasons"

Bethesda are confirmed furfags.

One of the many lessons you learn when dealing with Khajits

you can turn your back on a Khajit , but never turn your back on a Khajit on skooma

Funny thing with the Khajit, how they have no concept of ownership, if they want something and see it, they just take it. just like sand niggers.

they're also half scaly faggots too. Look at the argonians and the hard on the lore team has for them

The Khajit are a bunch of lazy cunts who do nothing but steal, but everyone hates the Argonians more anyway kek

probably because they didnt want to make a full set of unique animations but still wanted khajiit to be have their cat look

Huh, and here I thought the High Elves were the Jews of Tamriel.

They are the literal Nazi Germany, is this guy for real?

>"The Heritance are racists yes? Idiots. But dangerous, destabilizing racist idiots. We must act."
OY VEY DANGEROUS RACISTS

He's a mangy Khajiit, and has no place in the glorious Aldmeri Dominion

>"the ones who wear the veil. They do not see themselves as racists. They see themselves as members of a far superior race"
>"the ones who wear the veil"
What comparison are they trying to make?
I'll never figure this out

He means he's from /tg/ and is salty about elves

>altmer masterrace

KEK

SHEO NUMIDIUM CHIM

ALDMERI OMNI CVKD BY BIG BRASS BRETON BALLS

HAIL TALOS MANTLE OF SHEZ LORKHAN MAN SIRE

SKYRIM IS FOR ATMORA AND ATMORAN MAN NOT MER AND BETMER OK PRAISE MAGNUS

Khajiit - Pajeet

>khajiit always try to steal nordic/imperial man shit
>dirty as fuck
>smell like shit
>cannot learn how to poo in the loo because they are cats, cats always shits on the floor when not domesticated.
>always on skooma, drug pretty similar to opium, used mostly by hindu people to reach nirvana and shiet.

Confirmed Indians

Raz is such a smug piece of shit

[spoiler]I'm glad I left him to die[/spoiler]

>you can turn your back on a Khajit

it's like you want them to steal from you

Wait, is it possible for a Khajit to breed with a Human?

but the khajiit own everything ins skyrim, the rest are just renters.

>ESO
Come on buddy you are better than this

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Are dunmer acceptable refugees?

>opium used mostly by by Indians to reach nirvana

plz no bully

Thalmor know the Altmer race originates from the weakened Aedra divine sex essences after they and Lorkhan (one tower is his living heart that was ripped out and cast to the ground cause building a new plane was his idea, the moons are literally his corpse) trapped within Nirn and the wheel bound Akatosh.

They seek to unpin the towers of reality and allow the temporal sphere that lies between Oblivion and Aetherius because they believe this means they will become like Aedra again.

They are mistaken. The Throat of the World is one of the few towers left standing.

IT MUST BE DEFENDED DO NOT KILL PAARTHURNAX.

THE BLADES ARE LYING TO YOU THEY ARE THALMOR PLANTS.

their youth are degenerates

Brb going to go get on Skyrim and kill Paarthurnax

All Men (Redguard, Breton, Imperials, Nords) can breed with each other, and all Mer (Altmer, Bosmer, Orcs, Dunmer, and presumably Dunmer, Falmer, and Ayyyleids) can breed with each other. Men-Mer breeding is apparently possible (The Bretons are an entire race of halfbreeds, and at least one Human-Orc hybrid exists).

Khajjit is actually a description of several races (only one actually leaves Elsewhyryryr) and while all of the Khajjit species can breed together, they can't breed outside of the Khajjit group.

Argonians can't breed with anyone except other Argonians and possibly the Hist due to loleggs and loltelepathictrees.

A general rule is that when crossbreeding DOES occur however the kid is much more like the mother than the father.

Dunmer Lives Matter

I killed Paarturnax at level ten before I was ever asked to, just to see if I could. It was easy fun.

>All Men (Redguard, Breton, Imperials, Nords)
>Bretons
>Men
Lolno
Mulattoes of human and Mer are their own classification entirely

Technically speaking, yes. The lore is strange on this. The offspring take on the likeness of the mother.

There are half elves though. Beast races have no compatibility with man or mer, so it refers back to the mother

Yes. They are the only acceptable Mer race. Manlet Elves and Elf Jews GTFO.

More Diversity (Cheap Labor) propaganda disguised as a fantasy game. Instead of shit like that, they should have societies that enjoy their homogenous natures and resent outsiders who would try to change that.

A theme that crops up in nearly all media these days. I wonder (((who))) could be behind the push for that?

Also
>Orcs
>Mer
No
Their Aldmeri blood was lost when the daedra corrupted them

But none of the playable races in the Elder Scrolls have fair skin.

Dunmer are fucking based.

Khajit and Argonians OUT.

Dark elves are fine

then why the fuck do they attack me when I steal from them

Dwemer*, not Dunmer twice.

Stick them wherever you want, the point is an Elf and a Human can fuck and make something that's not pure Elf or pure Human.

*playable elf races

Yes they do
Source: The very lovely First Thalmor Emissary Elenwen

>Argonians can't breed with anyone except other Argonians

Untrue, though there is scant evidence. Any cross bred offspring would strongly resemble the mother.

Argonians are ovoviviparous. They don't lay eggs.

Ever notice how their females have mammary glands?

elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Notes_on_Racial_Phylogeny

High Elves have yellow skin and she's probably wearing makeup.

Altmer do not paint their skin with makeup. She is 100% natural, I assure you

No they aren't, do you see pointed ears or heightened lifespan?

Why the fuck are her cheeks so dark then?

>Nords:
Aryans

>Imperials
Standard Europeans / Americans

>The Empire
The EU

>Altmer
Jews

>Thalmor
Global jew intelligentsia

>Dunmer
Muslim refugees

>Redguards
Armenians / Good Middle-Easterns

>Bosmer
Shitskin slavs

>Orcs
Niggers

>Bretons
Irish? Idk who the fuck cares about these

>Argonians
Russians

>Khajit
Gypsies

It means Beth is shit at writing.
>be murderous thieving Orc
>get into Empire's most prestigious academy because I did some chores for some nobodies
>do some chores for Arch-Mage
>Arch-Mage is such a fuckup he kills himself
>murderous thieving Orc who can barely cast a spell is now the Arch-Mage
>just fuck my chain of command up senpai

morrowind was pretty good

I agree, but a bunch of writers left after Morrowind.

...

Based Dagoth did nothing wrong. Remove N'wah and make Morrowind great again.

> Gas the mer, beast war now.

I'm watching you, scum

Dunmer are the real aryan elves

Breton Masterrace.

Modding this game is a piece of ass, my shit keeps crashing. I just want lizard dick, why is it being so difficult?

>Install 2 body mods
>Profit

I am going to save this post.

Make sure my legacy stays on Sup Forums for years to come

we do not accept people who worship the deadra.
Disgusting heretics.

An Altmer's natural concave cheeks. Part of what makes an Altmer woman so beautiful

Are you running BOSS?

Don't know what that means so probably not

As true as everyone will remember Canada's love for Animals everyone will remember the Czech's love for lizard dick.

Make sure to post me often, I always wanted to be famous from a screencap

Is that Bud Spencer in Dark Elf form?

>Nords:
Germanic peoples

>Imperials
Roman / British empires

>The Empire
See above

>Altmer
British / Ancient Greek

>Thalmor
Various secret fraternities / societies.

>Dunmer
Asians, specifically chinese / Confederate America

>Redguards
Middle-Easterns / North Africans

>Bosmer
North American Indians / Papuans / Various headhunter tribes

>Orcs
Japanese / Hun / Mongol / Korean

>Bretons
Celts / French (gauls)

>Argonians
South American Indians, Black slaves

>Khajit
Gypsies

Fixed it for you

>Morrowind for the Dunmer
>Summerset for the Altmer
>Skyrim for everyone!

Anti-Stormcloak is code for Anti-Nord.

...

Nice

you better use mod organizer

Argonian and Khajit are the best races.
Prove me wrong.

That orc in the arena in oblivion was a half breed, is that really the only one in the entire series? I don't remember it being any kind of big deal

Nord

There are more crossbreeds probably but they look like their moms so you can't tell. I would love if they had a system that could generate a unique race based on two other races.

Fuck off back to Sup Forums where the rest of the kids are.

Altmer are Aryans
Nords are pretenders

who would fuck an orc

>Implying that you wouldn't.

Around Khajit, always be fleet.

Something like that could work, I think they should just give up on the cinematic type intros of the last two games and just have something closer to the morrowind intro or the alt start mod for skyrim so you can customise your character much more and you don't have to fit in some convoluted reason they were in prison or border hopping
It's much better for roleplaying and those intros are fucking boring a second or third time

manchildren and teenagers need to fuck off to sage

Check'd
Kek agrees, Altmer are superior

>the kid is much more like the mother than the father.
Oy vey that's cultural appropriation.

>average brazilian.jpg

Disgusting.

Cry me a river

M'que wants his calipers

elves are shit at everything, men dominate

See
And check muh dijits

>average faggot the post

Are you gay?

Numbers

Argonians aren't the same as Saxhleel, and Saxhleel aren't even the only type of 'native argonians'. Any living thing (not even needing to be sentient) can become an Argonian, and within Black Marsh the Hist have made Argonians out of pretty much everything.

'Argonian' literally just means they have received the blessing of the trees. The trees will then manipulate their genetics to meet a certain minimum standard of sapience, so that the new 'Argonian' can fulfill their purpose of collecting Memories for the Hist to use in their 'exact egg cracking' alternative-amaranth (or meta-amaranth?) scheme. (Amaranth is basically just 'enlightenment' in an apotheosis sense, but with an inherent sacrifice of self, where your self becomes a new 'Kalpa' ie. a new Universe. Whatever the Hist are doing stretches ACROSS an unknown number of different Kalpas.)

Shoo, Khajiit.

hope they make a game there, sounds interesting