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dominant vigne edition

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This flag. Quite Nordic

I've been with my bf for a year today

What's your plan today? :)

no idea desu

couldn't seem happier desu

cunt
I was gonna make a new thread

oh shit
my internet lagged so that post was 11 minutes ago
hmm

nth for burgers getting shot

well I don't know what we're going to do specifically

we might go to the park or something and spend the day there but if it rains then we'll probably just stay in

Fuck I wish I could play the electric guitar

wow ROOD

friendship ended with NZ!

is 6.6x5" big enough...

>implying there was ever a friendship to begin

Certainly big enough to end your miserable life.

That's plenty big mate

Someone's feeling edgy tonight

>new yank girl is gonna go out to party with no booze during O-week
laughing so hard rn, what the fuck is she gonna do
imagine being sober when everybody around you is drunk out of their fucking mind

that's big enough bud, don't worry

back from a schower

Stupid bitch said we was worried about walking back home alone
I hope she get raped desu

welcome back singa

do you get the weekends off from training?

What's for Sunday night dinner?

me n westy in bed

I'm bored

>he STILL hasn't put away his dishes
Empirical proof that yanks are retarded
He literally couldn't fit more dishes on the rack, yet didn't think for a second to put them away.
Literally brain dead.

>if it rains then we'll probably just stay in
owo something would happen owo

Of course

sgforums.com/forums/1390/topics/395004

Look at the PES statuses, I'm E9L9 so I've the most relaxed training in the country

>what are wash clothes used for
Yank probably thinks that reusing dishes is wrong and uses them for target practice instead

>Do you have Amazon here
sure dude, here's your purchase
oh, shipping is $200 btw because if you haven't noticed we are in the middle of the fucking pacific ocean.

awww did she turn you down?

???
did you have a stroke?

You're in a bit of a mood tonight buddy.

this is why the only "bf" you can get lives halfway across the country from you

hope so desu

that's great Singa

did you?

>I love how in New Zealand you can drink in public
I shouldn't have told him, I should have let him get arrested.

No I'm not!

youtube.com/watch?v=wj9Y0vGxTGE
Is Dunedoid about to commit?

God I hope so

If someone doesn't love me when I'm like this, I don't want to be with them.

looks like you won't be with anyone

Just got into bed, I'm nice and relaxed, unlike some people here

Imagine the arrogance of a yank to insult someones relationship status.
Talk about insecurity
Just because your bf is a normie you are only with because he's """nice""" and he said yes to you.

Doesn't sound like a healthy relationship basis to me.

If you say so.
Don't let people get to you buddy.

The artificial island thing went viral, I'm sure more people generally have an insight into liquor licensing for events and venues in the South Pacific than they did three months ago

I don't need someone I don't likes approval or affection to validate my existence.

Nothing gets to me!
I am impenetrable!

>artificial island thing
I don't know what this means.

That's why you were so broken up when you couldn't get approval or affection from someone you met irl

Imagine being so annoyed at everything that you flood the thread with your grievances

HELLO EVERYONE DESU!
I WATCHED A JAPANESE MOVIE WITH MY JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND AND IT WAS COMFY AND STUFF.

HOW IS EVERYONE DOING?

HATE the rude kiwi

>my virgin ass is on FIRE

abc.net.au/news/2018-01-02/group-builds-island-to-avoid-nz-drinking-ban/9297776

About to purge yanks from steam

I'm posting here

>HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND
WAS IT BATTLE ROYALE?

haha
classic

too late you fucking faggot

he's not a virgin and that makes it even worse

he doesn't have the pressure of trying to lose his virginity before he ascends to wizardhood and he STILL can't manage to form a stable relationship

Heyo, I'm good and in bed
Harsh but fair

Nice matey.
Get yourself nice and comfy.
Comfy is good.

Oh yea I blocked Water on steam
he was really getting on my nerves

>Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru Yankee

>pressure of trying to lose his virginity before he ascends to wizardhood

seriously is this a pressure to anyone besides sperglords on r9k? It's really not that hard

>dunedoid gets turned down by some muttoid roastoid
>goes full lithweeb mode
Hey, that's pretty good
youtube.com/watch?v=U_IsGFQ-xXo

HELLO DESU!
How was your day today?
It was 'Four Days of Snow and Blood' desu.
I hope you're cozy :3
Who is Water?

Why the fuck would I want to date a roastie yank
Just think about it vlad

doesn't matter desu, it's not like he made much of it when he managed to lose his

He's not that bad, he's just a bit talkative and likes to post out of context comments on peoples profiles

Turning the lights off uwu

Mediocre as always

what a slutty goddess

>vlad
Don't insult me with those r*ssoid names

>spams shitty CK2 references I don't understand
>always calls me stupid shit for no reason
>leaves cancer comments on peoples profiles
>posts screen caps of people without their permission
ok ok, I'll make sure to unblock him

How many times hav you been to Ermitazh Museum?

what can I say, it's her one and only useful trait

Whatever you say Artyom

I'm gonna come visit later and nibble the back of your neck desu :3
Sweet guy.
Ok Aundrey :3

Pumping up the music

Like 10 times I think.
heck off, I'm not r*ssoid
TAKE THIS

>ywn save the homeland from foreign invaders(posters)
Lithweeb is a goddamn patriot

AAAAAAAAH DELETE THAT PICTURE GREGOR PLEASE!

how was your day karenposter, I didn't get to ask earlier

Some people in this thread need a good spanking

THAT'S NOT EVEN A RUSSOID NAME YE HECKER

It was comfy desu. I just went out for a walk with my dog :3

I hope it's me
that will really set me straight

what type of dog do you have desu

Whatever Dmitri

That's cute desu

whatever vyacheslav

STOP LEWDING MY GIRLFRIEND ARSENY!
A medium sized female Labradoodle :3
St-stop making me blush irl. Y-you're cute.

>Vladislav is an actual name
You can't make this shit up

...

Insultoids OUT

You shouldn't reinforce rude behaviour.

>interferes in your election
nothing personal John

>Noah is a popular name
You can't make this shit up

Wh-what?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHE WOULD NEVER WEARING SOMETHING SO EXPOSING AAAAAAAAAAAAH

What else are you gonna do about it PUNK?

it's not a real dog desu

*makes it all up*
I do the impossible
You're the punk, PUNK

What about clothes pegs on the face, do you think that might work?

Guess what?
You just got PUNK'D!