ITT: characters you do NOT want to meet face to face
ITT: characters you do NOT want to meet face to face
Benjamin Morales
Noah Parker
I want to meet Ward butt to dick
Grayson Perez
I want my face to meet his dick
Anthony Nelson
I want my face to meet his dick
Chase Turner
I want his dick to meet my face
Easton Gray
So what has happened to him since I gave up at least one season ago?
Evan Martinez
He got infected with an alien virus and forced dasiy to cure him using her vibration powers. but suffered amnesia from the cure , and dasit fell in love with the new him and they ar on the run from shield
Dylan Ortiz
Coulson crushed his chest in with his cyborg hand, and then he died, and then a squid alien took over his body, and then Electro Ward flew him and SquidWard into outer space and exploded their ship and he died again
Lucas Brown
He proved that he is, without a doubt, the best villain of the MCU and then proceeded to die shortly after.
Henry Gray
Jeez, seems like it was a good call to jump ship when I did...
Samuel Allen
>implying Hive-Ward would give a flying fuck about a puny human
you're of no interest to him. He wouldn't look at you twice, if even once
Anthony Lopez
So I stopped watching this show part way through season 2. Why does Ward look like he's straight out of the thriller video?
Carter Ward
don't fall for it.
it's this
Justin King
Exactly why he's scary. He would do that weird disengaging shit to you
Isaiah Myers
He was possessed by Hive, the first Inhuman, and became the leader of HYDRA.
Henry Nguyen
His corpse is being possessed by Hive.
Owen Moore
Because that's not Ward. It's Ward's dead corpse being used as a meat puppet for an ancient death god.
Julian Moore
This fucker.
He's not intimidating, he just seems like that kinda douche you see at a party who's constantly yelling, challenging people and getting into fights over dumb shit.
>BRO, YOU THINK YOU CAN DRINK?
>DUDE THIS PLACE FUCKING SUCKS
>COME ON FUCKER, LETS GO, COME ON, LETS GO
Adam Anderson
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Thomas Wood
Honka honka
Mason Taylor
Nice bait
Hudson Parker
That fucking dumb ads line.
Every time I hear it, I remember that one episode of Tom Goes to the Mayor with the saxman.
>Lou come on now, tot da tot the saxophone. Honka honka the saxophone. Tip-aty tip-aty top saxophone a go honka honka I don't like it!