You wake up in Bavaria

>you wake up in Bavaria...
>see this
what do you do?

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sack nuremberg and invade austria for the protestant league

You do know that the traditional dirndl was much more...modest? That thing with the huge cleavage was invented in the 1980s to plug Ocktoberfest.

>protestant

Kill Germ(an)s

Drink the other beer, I guess.

I will saté you with my blade c*tholic

Liberate this kleine Fraulein immediately.

Although in fact most traditional peasant costumes were designed so the breasts could be easily pulled out to feed a baby. Mini dirndl though? Fake and gay.

hey Proddie, why do you love Hitler so much?

Remember that I am invisible to women like this and do nothing.

why did Catholics love fascists so much huh, remember Salazar and Franco and Mussolini? Franco was even favored by the P*pe

sorry ma'am, I don't drink alcohol, I'll be on my way now.

inshallah

Poo in it

yeah, it was everyday wear, my grandma wore it all summer long.

Start worrying about snakes lurking nearby.

>Spare a beer, fair maiden?

Grab the other beer and ask for a lesson in Deutsche sprache

>Salazar
>bad
blow it out your ass proteshitter

Wer soll den darstellen?

youtube.com/watch?v=zX7NdtZZSio
what's this type of music called?

Time to convert to Protestantism.

Alpenländische Volksmusik

Based Bavaria

WHAT DID I JUST HEAR?

This. I have never had a single alcoholic beverage in my entire life

how the fuck did you find this in the first place?

thanks

there was a English Krautboo yesterday posting german music like that
youtube.com/watch?v=LjS1GEBF04Y
very comfy 2bh

Ah der Gauweiler so a feschs Mannsbild

sup rasheed

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Volksmusik
Its only really popular in Bavaria though

Wonder why I was sleeping in a field

grab the other beer and say u zdravlje

I leave her to do whatever she's doing there, take a plane ticket and go back to Qatar. Beer is haram.

>c-can you give some beer? t-thanks

Wasn't he responsible for
>illiteratetugal
also
>c*tholic coming out as fascist sympathiser
and water is wet

>Wasn't he responsible for >illiteratetugal
no, that's just a communist lie
he increased literacy in children from around ~30% to >97%

Impregnate her with superior BALTIC seed and Polonise the shit out of local villages.

Go home i guess, it's not that far.

Pretend to be a Syrian refugee and hopefully being fluent in English helps me get a job.

At the same time other countries performed significantly better but a papist like you wouldn't know any better than to lie by omission and defend your fascistic masters

>his country's airports blow up
what's it like living in a violent 3rd world shithole, protesticuck? we don't even know what terrorism is here lol

Drink and then bury my face in them titties obviously.

Did you suddenly forget that Belgium is a papist majority country(although it is getting overrun by *theists)? Dumb c*tholic