You have to move to a Middle Eastern country and fully adopt their practices, culture and beliefs

You have to move to a Middle Eastern country and fully adopt their practices, culture and beliefs.

Where do you go and why?

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Israel

hehehehehe

Saudi Arabia.
If you can't beat em, join em.

How about a country in North Africa? Does that count?

Afghanistan.

Neighbor steals your goat? Fucking kill him. Wanna' grow some dope? How about some opium? Go right ahead. Need a wife? Just go out and snatch a few. No women? Train you a little fuck boy. Breed half a dozen sons, give them each his own AK and the keys to a Toyota pickup truck.

Israel: European lifestyle and more jobs in labs than here.

germany

Syria but only if I can find a job dispensing chemical weapons.

Israel

I would rather live in a first-world western democracy than some islamist shithole.

UAE, so I can be a Prince and shit and piss on whores.

Sweden

Israel. Gotta get them shekels. Also one of those stupid hats that Jews always wear.

Israel.
Better a Jew with the incomplete picture then a muzzie and be competent wrong.

Israel

A grave

Think about your foreskin dude

France.

Dubai

I can always drop spare coins on the floor when someone brings that up.

I'm already there

Made me kek

You fucks are so stupid.

Id move to kuwait or uae or smething. Collect oil gibsmedats. Get some flip slaves. Get the popo to clear the road of designated street indians so you can cruise with your yellow lambo. Get over some white instagram hos with emirates air so you can shit on them.

Profit

Israel

this tbqhwyfamalam

Even Muslims cut it
He's safe only in some parts of Lebanon

Actually Switzerland, Kuwait, UAE or Saudi Arabia.

Sweden

Only correct answer.

Iran because Shi'ites are actually human and Persian women are beautiful.

Oman looks neat

Israel.

Either way, there's no winning.

Kuwait.

Good food and the people loved americans

israel because its the best middle eastern country

Yemen. I'll get me a loli wife and live the life.
Will the law over there care if you fuck your daughters?

Switzerland is not in the middle east my friend.

Egypt.

I'd join a Coptic monastery and with any luck I'd be martyred by an Islamic pigdog.

palestine.

fuck israel

Excuse me Goy but I think the place you are referring to is called "Judea."

Dubai is pretty chill, I've visited a couple times.

Fuck you.

Munich

Israel, the last place on Earth where jews are still persecuted (by themselves).

>oilgibsmedats

Tunisia

He's Brazilian and brown skinned. Forgive his low IQ. I thank you.

I aloha snack bar your gay bar

What the Switzerland?

I'm already Jewish and I'm already cut.

Lebannon or UAE are probably best

gross

UAE; because it's actually attempting to not be a backwards hellhole and isn't Israel

kurdistan

well fuck you

germany and eat brauts

Oman or Kuwait

No it isn't. Leave the tourist zone. You are arrested if you're a woman not wearing a burka

Probably Jordan. King Abdullah seems pretty based, quite westernized.

Turkey. Doesn't seem that bad and they have some cute girls.

Iran, of course. It's by far the most civilised country in the Middle East and has the fewest inbreds, goatfuckers, camel jockeys and Koran-beaters and I'd get treated better there than in Israel.

>a fucking leaf

>Germany

ANYONE PICKS ANYTHING OTHER THAN OMAN OR ISRAEL IS A FUCKING SHILL SHILLING FOR HIS COUNTRY OR WAS LIED TO ON INTERNET

The newly formed state of Kurdistan.

I heard they whip you for having a mix gendered party

Since when does Egypt love Israel so much? I thought you guys were all hate towards the Zionist state.

Israel. Still full of secular folks, might not be for long due to religious retards breeding like rabbits.

desu living in Bradistan is like being in the middle east anyway.

a (you) for you

Yeah I thought about picking Jordan. But their position is right next to Israel which isnt very stable

El Sisi demands you bow down to the Zionist overlords or you disappear.

>fucking Oman
Plz Ahmed

T. Ahmed
Sure you traget israel because the mudslime you are and loves a literal islamic theocracy like saudi
Also
>Iran
>civilized
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The only correct answer

>Qatar
Easy. Be rich doctor and not have to worry about terrorists because all my clients fund the dumb niggers

They are the only me country with no durka durka wahabis and have a high hdi and a good gpd
Sure israel is better
But oman is a second choise

I go to the city with the biggest population and kill all of them TILL VALHALLA

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What about rich af Qatar?

Lebanese Christian.

Well I'm a homosexual faggot so I guess Israel since I need my unsafe bareback sex.

Turkey is not in ME you racist scumbag. This is just pure hate speech

MOOOOODS

Saudi Arabia, because enjoy serving the rich and having no rights. Or Israel because I want to be treated like trash for not being a member of the Jewish race.

Lebanon
Deus Vult motherfuckers

So this map lied?

Lebanon, because they're still 40% christian.

This.

Syria

Because worshipping the lion bashar al based assad is better then worshipping a pedophile, a cube or a broken old wall.

That map also show romania and crimea. Are those in the middle east as well?

fuck you in particular

>worshipping an incompetent clown who is loathed by his people and would have lost his entire country if not for Iran, Russia and Hezbollah backing him

Yes?

>Or Israel because I want to be treated like trash for not being a member of the Jewish race.

Israeli's love white Americans. They only hate the mudslimes in their country.

For me, I would say Dubai or the UAE. They are the most "western" of the middle east

>Qatar
LITERALLY 90% indians and nepalise
Better than muslims anyway it is not that good unless you are business man with a project even if it is a small one
If not you will work with pajeet and help him to build towers for their rich overlords and that is a dangerous job

Saudi Arabia
>become a mujahid
>spend my days waging jihad and killing kafir

Probably Kuwait. Seems pretty okay there.

Unless you go inside the 2 religious neighborhoods in Jerusalem or the hassidic shitholes called Bnei-brak/beit-shemesh, nobody gives a fuck what religion or race you are, save for muslims/arabs for obvious reasons.

georgia is middle east?
you can come here.

Bahrain, Qatar, UAE, (((Greatest Ally))), and Georgia if it counts.

Come user, but beware there are islamists who occasionally attack monasteries

I love you Georgia