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Slags of the world
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Slags of the world
haha this isnt the sticky
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alri
this song reminds me of poley
it is now
>that face
dropped
anime
pic related
I do pathetic bodyweight shit (pullups, rows, goblet squats) in my room to prevent becoming skinnyfat
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More like goblin squats haha
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fucking LOVE lidl gouda rolls
>tfw sub 6ft
are there any drugs that make you like all music and makes you just want to melt into it
I might have fat stubby hands and be an ugly manlet, but at least I'm not a skeleton
>shirts ironed
>lunches made
toil approacheth, gentlemen
ketamine
piss off
people say LSD and while it is nice to listen to music on LSD I would say the drug which most enhances music is gear
there's a skeleton inside you right now
66-fag-poo?
>there's a skeleton inside you right now
yeah but you can't tell just by looking at me
I have no distinct bony prominences
very grim
Ah the mentally ill benders are so angry with the pictures of attractive females in the last thread that they must now post NSFW pictures of bent men showing off their arsehole.
Predictable.
despicable gimmick
Roast Lamb and garlic cheese potatos for dinner lads
you post about lidl products A LOT lad
I'm not sure if you're accusing me of stealing the image or telling me to stop posting it
it is legitimately my hand
why have you been posting the exact same picture of your hand for three years? sort yourself out mate
music on a good dose of LSD is amazing, close your eyes and you get taken inside the music. Really amazing experience to have.
Post more you fucking slugs
wont make it lmao
current status: hate my life and wish to die
but you just had gouda rolls
well I'm not gonna take a new picture every time am I? It's the same hand
from lidl I hope? x
post bum
I practically fucking live in my local one 2bh
main course btw
extremely grim
can you order stuff online to your uni halls
I'm a fat shite
folc
iktf lad
yea but usually it goes to reception or postroom or wherever and you go pick it up
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Link to the /brit/ wiki please.
>no hazelnuts
Absolute runt
I feel pity for the toilsmen who despise toil
Toil sets you free, toil cleanses the soul and is penance for the freedom we take for granted every day, learn to appreciate toil, and you'll never work a day in your life
Bet my gf does the biggest shits out of anyone here
is that oxford OwO
*destroys your bollocks with a roundhouse*
i don't have a girlfriend and am quite unhappy about it, does anyone else share this sentiment?
toil literally and figuratively on the morrow
>live in comfy semi-rural town my whole life in house my dad built with his dad
>recently become a commuter town because of direct train line to London toilsmen are moving in all the time
>house prices shooting up
>developers buying up property
>house over the road from us has just been sold to a developer that will knock it down and whack 3 more houses on top, all facing ours
>all the new houses are grim new-build esque buildings with uniform white walls and grey tiling
actually fucking FUMING. I've rejected the planning online and told everyone on my road to do the same so I'm hoping the council say no but I bet the money grabbing cunts won't
don't think that's a roundhouse is it
Yeah
lmao what town
your house is going to shoot up in value lad silver lining
do a wank and you dont get the tfw no gf feels anymore
>shags man arse
>get some poo on my cock
very nice with a little dessert :)
t. completely ordinary citizen
kill them all user
yes
need to find a way to 'cide painlessly
got to meet my boss at the train station at 6am to go to London for a meeting
think my boss is going to get her arse reemed at it as well because she's been dreading it for weeks. She'll probably be a moody cunt the whole way there and back.
How can one man have such good taste?
would love to shag my milf boss over her office desk during lunch hours
not going to doxx myself Tbh
yeah it's gone up about 200k since the crash but I don't care, I like where I live but it's losing what made it great
who is that?
wtf i love islam now
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no friends
havent had a friend online or offline since 2011
Lara Croft
just jump off a building pussy
what do you do lad?
can people see my music on spotify lads
yank
negative chebs
Don't want to be specific because it's doxxable info but I work in politics. Been filled walking alongside my boss for the news like five times haha
haha lads miss secondary x
hate uni
flat as a pancake
Whitehall lad?
Do they know you use a mentally ill neet forum?
if you post your profile name yeah
that's a good thing
interesting how modern haircuts resemble haircuts in nazi germany. you'd think lefties would stigmatise that look.
not complaining. its a great cut. well aesthetic. especially on a white man.
my school only had communal showers
only lads who showered after PE were the popular lads who were good at sports, had decent bodies and normal-sized willies
all schools should have mandatory cubicle showers
No not him but I've been to Whitehall a few times
thats not a 100% cgance youll die though
While we’re on the subject, I’m actually someone in the public eye and I post on here haha. Probably all of you would have seen me on tv at some point and you’d never even know it, mad.
it's not though?
gypies had the undercut way before the nazi youth used it mate
most people secretly respect hitler
well it's not like anyone has a choice really
if you go to the barbers and ask for ANYTHING but a skin fade then you're destined to die a virgin
in all fairness, the haircut was popular in russia as well as in nazi germany
there's a pic of soviet athletes marching where they all have the same cut, dont have it on this computer tho
got banned from mumsnet again lads haha
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>While we’re on the subject, I’m actually someone in the public eye and I post on here haha. Probably all of you would have seen me on tv at some point and you’d never even know it, mad.
i have less extreme versino of this haircut grade 1 blend in with long on top yet i am virgin at 28 years old
This
it dates back to WW1 as a way to prevent head-lice in the trenches
come to think i have never seen your hair
knew tim farron posted here the second he said alri to that lady in the street