The new Star Trek series looks fun

The new Star Trek series looks fun

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>wacky dancing in the transport room
Unacceptable, Star Trek is a mature show for mature people like myself.

How come Seth's Orville has more respect for Star Trek than this shit?

Is that the MacFarlane parody show thing?

They advertised it as a prime universe Trek show, when it's another reboot.
That made the fanbase angry.
Too be fair it will probably be as shitty as Orville.

Wtf is going on with those uniforms? They look like they all work in a gas station.

Just preparing them for life after the first season.

>transport room
didn't they establish in 2009 that teleport technology was really shit

>implying it's getting a full season

No, this is an actual Star Trek show that's coming out

>The director halts the action and Lorca, played by British actor Jason Isaacs of Harry Potter fame, steps off the stage. The episode’s writer, Kirsten Beyer, approaches to give a correction on his “for God’s sakes” ad lib.

>“Wait, I can’t say ‘God’?” Isaacs asks, amused. “I thought I could say ‘God’ or ‘damn’ but not ‘goddamn.’ ”

>Beyer explains that Star Trek is creator Gene Roddenberry’s vision of a science-driven 23rd-century future where religion basically no longer exists.

>“How about ‘for f—’s sake’?” he shoots back. “Can I say that?”

>“You can say that before you can say ‘God,’ ” she dryly replies.

forgot pic

>the being imprisoned at the center of the galaxy

FUCK YOU WILLIAM SHATNER

>lying about the creators intentions to push a liberal agenda
I hate women

>female writer says she's a lore master of Trek
>can't even look at the fucking wiki

why are women a thing?

Dancing disrupts the tachyon fields. Fucking idiots

>religion doesn't exist
>meanwhile in tos and tng religion exists

Never watched Star Trek, so it doesn't bother me.

You know it's not even a matter of "nobody is religious"

Somehow the word "god" itself got completely ejected from the English language. What do people cry out when they fuck?

CAMP STAR TREK
WHERE YOU AND YOUR FELLOW STARFLEET OFFICERS WILL CREATE LONG LASTING MEMORIES HAND SHARE GOOD TIMES FLYING ACROSS THE GALAXY
PREPARE TO ENGAGE YOUR FUN SENSORS!

lucifer be damned

They're dancing to disco for DISCOvery.

don't know what bothers me more, that religion suddenly stopped existing ~200 years into the future or that people just stopped using the word god

And then started using it 10 years later when Kirk was aboard the Enterprise

FUN SENSORS ARE OVERLOADING CAPTAIN!

B-BUT MUH WHITE GENOCIDE

Someone's been playing Fallout

Series theme youtu.be/gi3Xt3Yjk14

REROUTE POWER TO FUN SENSORS FROM FUN(10) FORWARD

Its everything i could of asked for. This new show is going ot be the best

Whose the fat cunt with the dyke hair?

>$105 million

That's how you build a $20 billion debt.

I think somebody left their Klingon out on the sun for a little bit too long.

WE

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Reminder that Picard reveals himself to be a deist in that Negilum episode and it was early enough in the series for Roddenberry to have signed off on it

I didn't realize Star Trek and Planet of the Apes were in the same shared universe

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Anybody know the release format for this in the US? I gather it is on CBS for the pilot, then available on CBS' total-Netflix_ripoff online that nobody will sign up for... but does that mean all of season 1 will be available for streaming?

I just need to know when I can torrent the whole damn season desu.

considering how it will air on tv it will be one episode at a time

i think it is a good idea to make star trek more modern, the monster per week show will not work anymore, but they should not force sjw crap and also their worst move was to make klingons look like generic aliens, god damn this was fucking stupid and there was no reason for it.

Are you sure it is getting a standard TV run? I thought it was just the pilot and then move completely to try sell CBS All Access??

Two episodes the first week, one episode per week after that. Season 1 (Part 1) will be finished in November, Season 1 (Part 2) will be finished in February or March.

When? The transwarp beaming scene? Nothing after Enterprise has even attempted to make sense in the context of previous canon.

On regular network CBS or just on their Online thingy? I swear I read it was going to be online only after the first week, but maybe that has changed.

CBS fucking sucks but I hope it is on regular TV because their online offering will be awful I just know it. CBS is for old people who don't internet.

miss us yet?

No, it's still gonna be online-only, just released on a weekly basis

In the first week, the first episode will air on actual CBS and the second episode will air on virtual CBS. After that, 1 new episode will air every week on virtual CBS.

Also, it's on Netflix outside of America.

worst crew beside voyager.
god damn they really sucked.

Apologize right now

I dont usually say a show will be shit before its even out, but seriously how cpuld they fuck up this bad? Nody wanted yet another fucking prequel. Is it hard to write about the events after voyager or something? Star Trek Online did it just fine.

Ok thanks that is kinda what I thought and feared. There is no fucking way anybody will pay $10-15/ month or whatever CBS thinks they can get for this shit.

It will be highly torrented though. Not GoT level but every nerd on earth will have to watch it somehow out of respect.

>but every nerd on earth will have to watch it somehow out of respect.
That's what Netflix is for.

You only need to torrent it in America.

The new star trek looks like the old Stargate. This looks cheap as fuck.

I just scream Fuck!

Looks like a pepto bismol commercial. Fucking disgusting.

This is still fucking stupid though

>be Bashirfaggot
>spend $600 on a convention ticket and 8 hours on a plane for a chance to meet Alexander Siddig
>find out yesterday he cancelled

Now how are you gonna rape him?

Could the Borg assimilate refugees of Arab origin?

wtf at these uniforms. They look like dealers at an indian casino.

Kirk defeated Apollo by saying they were just fine with the God they already had

fuck you bitch

...

I'm not. I'm just going to sit here and cry in my mimosa until the pain goes away.

It'll still be an awesome experience :)

Are you still getting married or are you too depressed now?

By the way, I still want that signed pic of Jadzia's tits, I don't care who you get to sign it

not him but
>Those first two episodes will then be made available on CBS All Access immediately after the broadcast. Subsequent first-run episodes, making up the first chapter of the season, will be streamed weekly on All Access through November 5

why?

T-this isn't r-real, right?

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>where religion basically no longer exists

She clearly never watched DS9, theose fucking Bajorans will believe in anything

I am still getting married. I'm bummed, but I'm not going to let it ruin my weekend. I just went to a panel with Nana Visitor. Kira a cute!

Kira a best girl

>You will never burn down a Cardassian hospital with her

I don't give a fuck about Star Trek and this is my only question. Original uniforms were stylish as fuck and every deviation from them I've ever seen has looked uglier and uglier while every attempt to modernize them looks at least good.

>help a guy finish the kiln he's been building for 40 years
>blow it up immediately, burn his house down and move him to another planet

Cardassians were pussies compared to Major Kira "the only good cardie is a dead cardie" Nerys

Shit crew.

Especially that half horse whatthefuck thing in the back.

can't really call it a religion when its based around literal god-like entities fucking with your planet for it's entire history

The uniforms are a standard color, with Red, Blue or Yellow accents to denote division

How fucking hard is that? Everyone else manages it, even the JJverse

I'd take that crew over the one we got.

the key word is god and how according to the master of all star trek say you can't say god damn because religion doesn't exist

Does "Why would God need a spaceship" ring a fucking bell for this woman? How can she fucking dare to liespeak for the creator of the series just to push her PC liberal horse shit.

I forgot that episode existed and I wish I could again.

>no Ethiopians
I am cool with this

no, the key word is "literal." As in "actually exists."

The bajorans were basically a treatise on why the prime directive exists. Positive influence fucks them up forever. Negative influence fucks them up forever.

the argument was that a lead writer said that the word god doesn't exists except it's used frequently in all of star trek

Dhe didn't say the word doesn't exist. She's implying that no human would say it in the 23rd century because Gene's vision was for a humanity where such beliefs had all but vanished so nobody would use such an outdated expression in general parlance

Yes, yes I do. This show was no different than any other Trek post-TOS. It took a season or two to find its legs. Granted, it's not a masterpiece, but the Reeves-Stevens' were turning things around.

That finale, though....that's probably hands down one of the worst concepts for a final episode in the history of television. I fucking hate Brannon Braga and Rick Berman so much for that shit.

>getting caught up in an idiotic argument and expecting others to be as well

They genuinely thought Star Trek was dead forever. It was a swan song

The first season was better than the second.

what a mess

that's how it works stupid phone poster

It's using the license of the new movies verse, and that one has a clause that they can only have similarities with old trek shows or movies.Why else do you think that the new movies made so many wierd design choices? Their contract forced them to.

i just assumed they were retards who wanted to be edgy

There are gays in this show. Imagine the Borg assimilating a homo and and then becoming massive faggots.

Instead of assimilating cultures they give them make overs.

they trying to get the 'orville' crowd
but they lost
cbs already has a back up plan when discovery gets cancelled after 1 season. (a new series is being made. they might make 'discovery' part one of an anthology, while the other series will compromise the second part)

I met him at a conference a few years ago. He was next to Nana and was obviously showboating over his big queue. Nana had a pretty short queue. He even got up on the table and started dancing. Not sure if them two actually get along or not.

Unironically my #2 favorite trek

I can't believe that Seth MacFarlane shit looks better than the """real""" Star Trek.