Has ANYONE got a picture of Ike Perlmutter from the past 25 years?

Pic related is over 25 years old.

Someone has to have a picture of this cunt.

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He died an hour after that photo was taken.

>died
thats when he became a vampire. you cant take photos of vamps.

He doesn't actually exist.

A N Y O N E ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

He probably is in his Tel Aviv penthouse drinking champagne with Nuttyahoo.

He is the shadow that creeps furtively behind Marvel Editorial.

For fucks sake how hard is it to goo...HOLY GOD THERE IS ONLY ONE PICTURE OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER.

I bet family photos are just this picture photoshoped into events like his kids graduation or his daughters wedding.
It's kind of terrifying.

Walk into his home and there stands a 9 ft statue of him sitting on his desk made entirely out of marble.

Only hope is we get a picture the same way we got that recent picture of moore

What recent picture user?
Post it pls

>Isaac "Ike" Perlmutter (Hebrew: יצחק "אייק" פרלמוטר; December 1, 1942) is an Israeli-American businessperson and financier

His daughter plays Pokemon Go.

When this was first posted, half the thread thought it was Chris-Chan's dad.

Is that asshole from mad men designed on this kike's template?

Now I want to know what Moore is like as a dad.

Well his wife left him and took his daughters, as well as the mistress, so I'm sure his daughters do too.

Jesus Christ how can she stay in the same house as this eldritch horror?

I can't take my eyes off that fucking face

He looks like a mystic. And not ironically

Unlike other reptlians, he's allergic to the fabric they use for their human skin suits, so he basically never wears his.

oh god, he can see us through the picture can't he.
>those icy judging eyes...

his wife took his mistress too? what a bitch

I don't exactly blame her

Imagine making love to alan moore

He and his wife were having threesome with some other woman, and his wife left him for her.

Ironically, nobody will ever call Alan Moore a cuck, despite being closer to the definition than almost anyone else the word is used to describe. Then again, most of those people aren't wizards who worship snake gods, so it may be out of self preservation.

A WILD MOORE APPEARS!!!

Alan Moore knows the Score.

>you will never be married to this beaut
>whose father is also a powerful wizard

Do you guys think Hollywood will make a film/documentary on Moore after he dies?

Maybe played by a middle-aged Joaquin Phoenix

Looks to me like I dodged a 5th dimensional bullet.

Do you think Alan Moore fucks with his daughter's potential boyfriends by playing up the crazy even more than he usually does? I mean, my dad used to joke that he'd bury my sister's boyfriends in our yard, but he's otherwise a chill guy, but Moore is known internationally for being a fucking madman.

Are you kidding? She looks like Draco Malfoy's feminist spinster aunt

Who is also transgender

Oh yeah

Probably shows the boys some concept art of Lost Girls

Go fuck a skeleton.
>Who is also transgender
But first, someone shoop a beard on her face!

That's not him. That's a LMD.

She looks like lightning flashes and thunder cracks after you say her name.

what a lovely clear evening isn't it Frau Moore
youtube.com/watch?v=R39-XhqcDis

He looks like a guy from Mad Men

>He's 74
Jesus fuck. He's an OG Jew.

Is she a weightlifter? Id call her fat but there seems to be some definition to her figure.

The more I think about, the less crazy that sounds.

He's never been interviewed either in his professional career.

I wonder what he sounds like?

My friend's dad had lunch with him once. He was asking him for a grant for his hospital, and he told him to replace his plates with paper plates.

What makes this story seem more legit is when I was describing Pearlmutter to my friend, he cut me off to ask me his name.

>thinking you can just take a picture of Mossad Ike and live to tell the tale

>My friend's dad had lunch with him once. He was asking him for a grant for his hospital, and he told him to replace his plates with paper plates.
Classic Ike.

So she's Frau Blucher?
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Perlmutter sounds like the Voldemort of Marvel, and Ouesada and Bendis are his death eaters.

Who is Harry Potter then?

I'm going to say Kevin Feige, the man who lived through Perlmutter's reign before he said screw it and went to Disney.

He also defeated him in the moviebowl.

It'a too bad we're stuck with him on the comic side though.

his daughter is a shitty writer, just like her dad since 2000

There's more paper on that coffee table than there is coffee table.

Dude might as well get rid of the table and just use stacks of shit as the coffee table.

>you don't like my landwhale waifu so you're into skeletons! #rekt!!

neck yourself

>you'll never read Lost Girls with Alan Moore's daughter before getting it on

And the TV side, too.

That one is an acceptable loss

You have a weird, highly specific fetish, user

I could argue about how legal it is but it still is wrird

>Losing Daredevil and Iron Fist
nope

Could be worse. Could want to fuck Alan Moore after reading Lost Girls.

I bet he sweats like crazy during sex. Really disgustingly stinky sweat that collects in his beard.

Is there even proof Ike is still alive? How don't we know that he hasn't been dead since his 1 and only picture was taken and that he isn't just some self-evolving AI someone created?

Where is that from?

there is also a sketch parody of him in the wizard mag in the 90s where he is presented as this old scrooge

Comic Books: How the Industry Works by Shirrel Rhoades, former Marvel vice president.

who's that fucking wino?

well, she does have boobs. Would liek to suck some magic out of them.

I'm surprised Sup Forums hasn't pooled their money together to buy a private investigator to get a picture of him yet.

I've seen too many movies to do such a foolish thing. I don't want to get killed when the PI gets caught and blabs.

Thanks, senpai. I hope there are more juicy details.

>In return for giving Perelman controlling ownership in Toy Biz
Man, is that shit even legal? Marvel itself basically gave their toy licenses away for free so the owner could get a second Ferrari.

What this tells us is that Perlmutter is obscenely rich and powerful. He doesn't need to have a new photo of himself taken, he is able to avoid paparazzis and not even random strangers with camera phones have produced a more recent picture.

Legends say he's still sitting on that desk

We know that he's been going to movie premieres in disguise.

Well, how many people have seen that photo? How many could recognize him 25 years later in the street? He could have walked past any of the posters in this thread without them even knowing.

He could even be posting in this thread right now.

Either that or he pays off or kills anyone who does get a picture of him.

>Are you kidding? She looks like Draco Malfoy's feminist spinster aunt

kek

ike here, ama

He's lying, I'm Ike.

Of course he is a fucking Jew.

IM Spart-ike-us

I suspect there's a Weekend at Bernie's type situation going on.

I like Ike.

This is fucking horrifying

Why wouldn't it be legal? The company was privately owned.

you know you black when you wanna hit this

Will Marvel stop trying to push the Inhumans once this fuck retires?

>Pic related is over 25 years old.

So wait, he isn't still a Madmen Set Photo?

He looks like he's ready to beat her to death with that remote control.

i was hoping someone else would say that, thanks user you've put a big smile on my day

If only it was an Ekans.

Exactly how Jewish is Marvel?

so who's really pulling the strings here?

He is the chocolate in my eclair

theyre in the 98th percentile

>Underlip piercing

Yeah, not interested.

Apparently he attended the premiere of Iron Man 2 or 3 in disguise so that nobody would recognize him.

It's entirely possible that he still attends premieres, though given the recent rift I'd wager that he only attends premieres of the TV shows (which don't happen).

Bing has a recent picture of him.

To it's core.
Goodman begat Lieber who begat Perelman who begat Arad and Perlmutter.

Fuck this kike. I want to see Steve Ditko.

Just camp out outside his NYC studio. He'd have to leave the building at some point.

Is this proof of how powerful the elite can be? I mean it's amazing how there's not one picture of him given his social status.

Kike's wife.

>his wife took the mistress

Yeah, and I can't understand how no one have a picture of Ditko.
It would be so easy to do that.

It all makes sense now.

>Stan took Ike's soul 25 years ago
>has been masquerading as him by not doing any business in person
>got the idea of pretending to be a recluse from Ditko
Wait a second, how do we know that Ditko...