Illiza Shlesinger trashes female comedians

>"I could walk into The Improv, close my eyes, and I can’t tell one girl’s act apart from another. That’s not saying that 30-something white guys don’t all sound the same sometimes, but I’m banging my head against the wall because women want to be treated as equals, and we want feminism to be a thing, but it’s really difficult when every woman makes the same point about her vagina, over and over. I think I’m the only woman out there that has a joke about World War II in my set."

She's right, y'know.

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Is she, dare I say it, our ____?

great tits and intelligence, what more could you want?

she my nigga

Why would someone who looks like that want to do stand up?

>women want to be treated as equals, and we want feminism to be a thing
no

>I think I’m the only woman out there that has a joke about World War II in my set."

is the joke about Anne Frank's vagina?

I've only ever seen pics of this chicks tits and ass, never actually heard any of her material.

always just assumed she was shit and it was the tits and ass that got her work.

am I a bad person?

Why would someone who looks like anyone want to do anything?

based traitor against her kind

Because it's possible to do humour that isn't self deprecating.

I LOVE THIS JEWESS.

no that's normal. guy or girl no one expects attractive people to be funny comedians

No. You're a perfectly reasonable man.

>implying the fast-talking ghetto smart black man comedian isn't overdone as hell
She's a left-winger and a jew.

yes

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Because her being hot makes people laugh at her jokes easily. This is shit you learn early.

>(((Shlesinger)))
>has a joke about WWII
Still hot though would smash full force with my dick.

upvoted!

stand up in general has been the same stale shit over and over for decades now.

>muh race
>muh gf (men/wymyn are different LOL)
>muh constant ranting

different jokes following the same pattern.

well she has a point.

Since Silverman every female comedian I've come across except maybe Bamford cannot resist telling endless jokes about their genitalia. Its getting pretty fucking old.

Ive never heard her stand up but holy shit she is sexy, great body and a great opinion. Ladies need to be more funny

giv jew gf

this chick spends hours of her stand up calling out women being pieces of shit. love it

Female Comedy is shit, including OP.

I ran into her after a set at the comedy show, she was genuinely nice as hell, i got a good vibe from her, if anything she was a little too nice

>Comedy Store

Do you have mirror neurons?

Oh this bitch is dirty. Any of you faggots seen her nudes? 10/10

Real tits.

Name one good female comedian besides Joan Rivers.

her stand up isn't very good and it does the same shtick about being a woman the rest. she just doesn't say vagina that often.

True but I welcome some divide and conquer where women turn on each other.

Female comedians were a mistake.

>wah they all sound the same talking about muh vagina
>uses the same logic to complain about what men have known for a hundred years as if it's new

The lack of awareness is amazing.

>The lack of awareness is amazing.

Women are biologically speaking just posers by nature.

>Illiza Shlesinger

youtube.com/watch?v=qPDEy-iElmk

Isn't there a Korean female comedian who doesn't make jokes about her vagina?

Nice source

he's not wrong. there isn't a single original black comic working today and what's worse is that every other ethnicity has taken their basic framework of comparing racial inclinations between themselves and whites and tweaked it to be about their race. so you have a mid-eastern or an indian or a chink doing a corny, over done knock-off black set but replace "black ppl" with whatever race or ethnicity they are. The only good stand ups now are whites and jews

it's an incredibly easy route to fame if you're an attractive woman

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When I see a black guy comedian I expect jokes about color, when I see a woman I expect jokes about sex and make up, when I see louis ck I expect reddit, when I see someone with problem glasses I expect political lefty jokes. Only group that you can't really predict ist whites.

She's one of the better female comedians I'm aware of, but that's not saying much.
She still VERY left-wing, and her humor relies of crudeness for the most part.

it would be funny to see a woke SJW looking guy come to the stage and go WOOOO HOW MANY YALL LIKE SEX??? NIGGAS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT, RIGHT HERE, HE KNOW, HE LAUGHIN COS HE KNOW *uses mic as dick*

What was the joke?

cum bucket

wtf i support Israel now

This would probably lead to a fist fight.

>Why would someone who looks like that want to do stand up?

A T T E N T I O N

She'd never dare to say the "loud black man" shtick is bland too though

literally lol'd

You don't consider jerrod carmiachel original?

yeah those white guys lol

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LMAO @ UR LIFE
who says y`know

Easy route into a comedy series try to get syndication. Set for life.

Being loud is just part of the schtick, they still have some great material. That's what she's calling out. They all make the same joke and don't venture to far out.

but every black comedian i see makes the same shitty jokes

A dick.

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Hearty kek brother.

BASED

heh heh.
Subversion of Expectations is my favorite trope.

>Look at name
>Doesn't look Jewish at all
>Wiki
>comes from reformed Jewish family
At this point half of Hollywood is pretending to be part of the tribe just to land gigs.

i dunno bro

Well she is a jew so it's a no go

based bitch

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You're an idiot.

WW2 joke? Nice.
I'll listen.

Nah, fucking Jewish women is okay. You get the benefits of jewness.

managed to find something to be triggered by in the most innocuous of quotes

nice

typical white guy lol

Looks like taylor swifts head on a milf body

Is she legit or just an opportunist surfing on the trend? Feminism is outdated, few women want to relate to it despite the media still trying to push the narrative.

Just curious but did you fuck her?

did you give back the vibe after she pegged you

>joke about World War II
>Shlesinger was born in Dallas to a Reform Jewish family

Remember the 6 million

But her act is generic as fuck.

Maybe, but I remember seeing her shit ~10 years ago so she's been chipping away for awhile. Don't know what her material is like now, though

>always just assumed she was shit
She's not the worst thing ever, but its pretty generic. If she wasn't a qt3.14 I'd have pretty much blanked her from my memory.
Kathleen Madigan has been and always will be my comedyfu.

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fake. everybody knows that the real givposter died years ago

im ghost

t. knower

He's stating a fact you faggot double nigger

>a joke about World War II
when she's jogging and her tits bounce together?

>female comedians

why ?