HOW LAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

HOW LAZY DO YOU HAVE TO BE?

>British TV to be switched off on SATURDAY as bosses try to get couch potatoes off the sofa

MY GOD BONGS WHAT THE FUCK? JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST.

express.co.uk/news/uk/701541/British-TV-to-be-switched-off-on-SATURDAY-to-combat-couch-potatoes

Something like this might start the race war

That is a mighty comfy looking plate of Wotsits.

What will they tell you to do next!

LOL

what a quaint country

>implying it won't just liss off all the blacks
Is the queen trying to redpill the country?

>be britshit
>forced to pay for mandatory TV license
>don't even get to watch TV
You can't make this shit up

Itv used to be a proper tv channel. Back when we only had four of them
It's only doing this because it can't afford programmes because it's losing advertising because no one watches it because it's shit. They're desperately hoping for a publicity stunt but it might actually be the nail in their coffin

>post some nigga playing Marryo
>tv is going to be turned off
>??

Also if the uk did ever switch the telly off it'd be like rome turning off the games at the coliseum. Mass chav drinking sesh then they'd get bored and chimp out. Might actually get people out and race warring. So of course it never happen

>UK INDEPENDENCE

u guys ok?

who the flying fuck are they to say what i am to do? If i want to sit around all day doing shit all but watching the programs i pay for you better believe that i fucking will or ill stop paying for this fuc

>forced to pay

oh yeah

Not for itv. It's paid for by advertising
Only the been makes us pay for their propaganda. Itv and channel four do it for free

ITV has had so many opportunities to win back viewers and fucks it up everytime.

They had Match of the day for a while, fucked that up by being barely watchable. All the years of champions league matches and still lost that to BT sport who have somehow done a worse job by some margin too.
Never any decent movie premiere's on ITV anymore either? Are they really just being outspent by the satellite TV channels?

The casino shit late at night is a joke
Even if they reran their exact 80s schedule they'd get more viewers.
Itv depresses me. It's like a metaphor for the uk

No more comfy Saturday night new movies

Only good will come from this.

>No tv
>Forced to go outside
>Start to notice things like why is no one white
>Get jumped by a pack of wild smelly pakis
>Fuck this we got to change some shit

Start of a revolution.

Those are cheesy puffs or cheez doodles.

Article 50 when, bongs?

>2016
>watching TV
>paying to view jewish propaganda

...

Beta test to see how the public reacts to not having their bread and circuses for 24 hours.

It's a social engineering experiment to test in the case of martial law/civil war/nuclear war etc.

Yeah because if the EU did this we'd be fucked but now we can just vote for whoever brings back the TV or write to our MPs who can actually get something done about it.

I thought not using tech on sat was a jew thing?

But it's one channel out of hundreds otherwise I'd agree with you completely.

Nice.

How do you shut off all of TV?

Cut the blue wire