He posts on Sup Forums

>he posts on Sup Forums
>he posts about what is and isn't kino
>he gets mad when someone posts a shitty movie
>he watches Pornhub, RealityKings and BangBros
>he doesn't exclusively watch vintage porn that was more cinematic and had more dialogue than "fuckmefuckmefuckmefuckme"
How can you even call yourselves cinephiles if your porn tastes aren't also cinematic?

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>Pornhub, RealityKings and BangBros
those pieces of shit literally killed porn. they made it goofy and stupid.

also baby oil, FUCK THAT SHIT.

>my face when you can watch Debbie does dallas in the entirety on the Wikipedia page

Couldn't agree more OP. Taboo and Taboo 2 are pure kino.

youtube.com/watch?v=VlJxfZroEkA

Top tier vintage porn:

Debbie Does Dallas
Deep Throat
Behind the Green Door
Taboo American Style series
Taboo
Taboo 2

Midnight Heat is also top tier

The Devil in Miss Jones was great

Everything featuring Aoi Yukki or Belladonna is kino.

>it's a movie that isn't explicitly porn
>it has a sex scene that shows unsimulated penetration
KINO BONER

>also baby oil, FUCK THAT SHIT.
t. guy who never had a slippery baby oil girl in his bed

satisfiers of alpha blue

This isn't Sup Forums - Television & Film you cancerous Sup Forumseddit reject

Private Teacher.

All bout dat Honey Wilder.

>he doesn't know
Way to out yourself newfriend.

Debbie Benton (Bambi Woods), captain of her high school cheerleading squad, has been accepted to try out for the Texas Cowgirls. Her parents disapprove and refuse to pay her fare to Texas. In a bid to help Debbie, her cheerleader friends Lisa (Georgette Sanders), Roberta (Misty Winter), Tammy (Arcadia Lake), Pat (Kasey Rodgers), and Annie (Jenny Cole) decide to accompany her to Texas. With two weeks to raise the money, they swear off sexual activity with their boyfriends and form a company, called Teen Services.

Tammy takes a job in the local record store run by Tony (Tony Mansfield). Debbie gets a job at a sports store run by Mr. Greenfield (Richard Balla). Roberta convinces Mr. Hardwick (Eric Edwards) to give her a job at the candle store with Mrs. Hardwick (Robyn Bird). Rikki (Sherri Tart) and Annie agree to wash Mr. Bradly's car.

The football team is annoyed by a lack of sex. Roberta's boyfriend Rick (David Morris) and his teammates join Roberta and Pat in the showers, where they have group sex. While working for Mr. Greenfield at the sports store, Debbie is talked into allowing Mr. Greenfield to see her breasts for $10 and fondle her breasts for another $10. Then, he sucks them for an additional $20.

Realizing they will not be able to raise enough money by legitimate means, Debbie convinces the other girls to engage in sexual activities for more money. They agree but only if it is on their terms.

Vintage lesbian porn is great.

After Roberta is caught masturbating by Mrs. Hardwick, Roberta engages in sexual activity with Mr. and Mrs. Hardwick, earning extra money. Rikki and Annie go to see Mr. Bradly (David Suton), to wash his car. Mr. Bradly is not home, but they wash his car, anyway. When Mr. Bradly returns home, he asks them in to dry off their wet clothes. They undress for him for $10 each. He performs oral sex on them, and then has anal sex with Annie.

At the library, Donna (Merril Townsend) flirts with Mr. Biddle, the librarian. Visiting her, her boyfriend Tim (Bill Barry) tries to have sex with her. She fellates him but is caught by Mr. Biddle (Jack Teague). Donna allows him to spank her to prevent him from telling her parents. Hamilton (Peter Lerman) and his friend Ashly (Ben Pierce) are in the tennis club sauna after a tennis game, and Hamilton convinces Lisa to fellate him while Ashly penetrates her.

At the record store, Tammy has been avoiding Tony's advances; she calls Lisa, who joins them at the record store. Lisa offers Tony "anything" and she begins to fellate him, and then Tammy joins in, and he ejaculates on Tammy's breasts.

Debbie dresses as a "Texas Cowgirl" and goes to see Mr. Greenfield after hours at the store. She fellates him, and he penetrates her vagina with his finger and performs cunnilingus on her. Then they engage in vaginal sex, first in the missionary position, then doggy style, and then with Debbie on top. They finish in the missionary position, before Mr. Greenfield ejaculates on Debbie.

"OH FUCK ME IN THE ASS"


DDD is porn kino

this, Axel braun while not the best still tries to make decent films for a guy who directs porn

There are a few that can cut a good flick.

Plus his costumes in his porn parodies are usually solid