What if you had a gun?

What if you had a gun?

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Things would be different around here.

I'd shoot inanimate things for fun. All the time.

I'd show them all that it wasn't funny.

That's not funny!

I would hurt someone, IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN IT IS PORTRAYED ON TELEVISION

Anyone can be a superhero with a gun™

They've been laughing since I can remember, but they're not gonna laugh anymore...

I'd hand it into the appropriate authorities, and go back to chucking spears and boomerangs from the back of a ute at my neighbours like a good Australian

Now kid, no need to go waving that around

Now a major motion picture!

I know that guns aren't the answer but when I hold one, it feels like it could solve all my problems

I'd be in jail

I do have a gun. And I gotta say, it's pretty great. Guns are just so neat.

Already got a few.

It's great

Not so tough now, are you, bullies?

I have a rifle but we only take it out a few times a year when we have permits for deer. Thought about something smaller to carry around the few times we hunt for something quicker but even running into bears they just fuck off so it'll probably take me getting mauled.

I like them but aside from deer and the occasional other hunting seasons we don't bother since thats all we used for them. Plus too many people I know got their houses broken into and their guns stolen because they just had their fucking shotguns under their pillows.

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I had a gun once. I accidentally killed myself and I was arrested for suicide and had to spend 2 days in jail. It sucked. No more guns now.

I would be American.

>arrested for suicide

This image always makes me laugh and I don't know why

a gun is always the answer

Its an one-life experience, right

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>pepe in a blaclava holding a firearm

He's pretty good

That's just a broom.

exactly dude
why do people think keeping guns in their house would make them safe from home invasion when its so fucking easy for them to be stolen/used against you

I'd shoot the Batman

Bill Clinton you should go back to /pol.

>why do people think keeping guns in their house would make them safe from home invasion when its so fucking easy for them to be stolen/used against you
Because it's not easy unless you're retarded.

and people who keep guns in their homes are

>have home defense weapon
>don't actually defend your home with it
>blame gun

That was disappointingly successful.

I'd shoot myself in the head.

oh boy here we go

Careful. That could get you arrested and you'd spend 2 days in jail.

Nice meme. You're free to not have guns, so I don't see why you're complaining.

calling someone retarded isnt complaining you retard

Be the first black kid to shoot up a school

I'd look myself in the mirror and say

user noo

Kek

If he did the damn meow before doing that I would have kek'd

does anyone on Sup Forums own freedom sticks?

Then maybe you should have bought a second gun, to protect the first one from being stolen.

>black kids now trying to take school shooter role from white kids
Is nothing safe?

Can't help but think as him as the equivalent of those tryhard fat guys with swords photos, perhaps because he is ugly.

>someone tries to steal your gun under your pillow
>reach under your mattress and pull out your backup gun to protect your first gun

But what if someone stole both of those?

Then you must become a gun
Nobody can steal you

>he doesn't have a third gun stowed in the /k/ommando carry

What, you don't have a tertiary gun?

It's like you're TRYING to get raped.

become... gun...

>marry gun
>make love to gun
>have fun family
Who could possibly stop you?

The fuck happened to Char?

>Become the gun

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS

YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN MY BULLET

I'd shoot Carlos!

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And that's why I now sexually identify as a gun.

>What if you had a gun?

I'm an Amerikkkan, OP. I do have a gun!

>peter parker reacting to miles roasting him about the fake jordans his aunt may brought him

I wouldn't have the booger hook on the bang switch, for damn sure.