Diogenes memes

Great philospher or greatest philospher?

The Quote matters more than the Author

I think old dog dick would agree

He liked fucking young boys, just so you know

Is that the guy that lived in alleyways and was constantly digging through garbage? Of course Tumblr would think that he's great.

be real though, who doesn't?

>On the indecency of him masturbating in public he would say, "If only it were as easy to banish hunger by rubbing my belly."

I wouldve said stupid its the one with the normal sized skull.

And whipped him for his incompetence.

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he is just a meme for NEETs to feel better about themselves, his work was just fodder is history

Non-faggots ?

those r dogs

that was Aristotle

He was literally a degenerate bum.

The best degenerate bum

hes a funny degenerate.
socrates was the real shitposter

I think he was pretty cool

>Even Alexander the Great wasn't safe from Diogenes' twisted vision

>"One time I found him sifting through some garbage.
>I asked him, what are you doing?
>He said, 'i'm looking for the bones of your father,
>But i can't distinguish them from the bones of his slaves.
>death doesn't care what anyone is doing. do you think you're above death?'

>i heard cicero was getting too scared to debate with him"

Edgy faglord

"muh freedums"

Get a fuckin job hippy.

Alexander the great actually respected him. He thought he had balls because he told Alexander to step out of his because he was blocking the sunlight

>hurr we're all the same when we die, so there's no reason to distinguish ourselves during life durr
Typical Tumblr, wanting everyone to be a hivemind for their screeching dogma, and thinking we're all equal. (Except for cis straight white men, they're not as equal.)

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>I heard Cicero was too scared to debate with him

American education

More like that his father had no rights to hold slaves, not to be a commie and share everything.

Gotta finish the quote

>"If I were not Alexander, then I should wish to be Diogenes" -Alexander

>"If I were not Diogenes, I too would wish to be Diogenes" -Diogenes

Surely a Frenchman could understand

my favorite that we have no actual writings of.

now that I think about it, could we consider Sup Forums the diogenes of political discussion websites?

everyone else is a pompous douchebag that debates for progressive nonsense, where we whack it in the streets and spit in everyone's eye.

Read this post This is the level of wit you will aspire to before your next post.

He is literally the original edgelord.

What would Diogenes say to a nigger getting fresh with him?

>plz respond

Cynicism is a shortcut to virtue. He was great for finding a way to live a good and happy life, but people can not be reasonably expected to follow his teachings. In that sense he was a poor philosopher.