'Death Wish' Exclusive Photos: Eli Roth on His Aim to Bring Bruce Willis Back to Glory

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The original is a somber, disturbing, and depressing movie that is light on action. And Eli Roth wants to do a "badass" update with Bruce Willis. lol. It's like he just saw the title and said "this must be an action movie!'

>“What’s interesting about Death Wish is it’s not a CIA guy who’s coming out of retirement, you know, he’s not John Wick, he’s not a professional assassin,” Roth said. “He’s a normal guy, he’s a surgeon, he’s a dad, he’s never picked up a gun in his life. And with each kill as he gets closer to finding the people that did this to his family, he gains a new skill. He gets better and better and better. So by the end of the film he’s really much closer to John McClane… The very things that make him a good surgeon are what eventually make him a great killer.”

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>Eli Roth

He wants it to be Taken.

i still want bruce willis as colonel willis "armitage" corto in my headcannon neuromance movie.

He looks like he's competing with Harrison Ford for the title of Most Punchdrunk Old Jackass.

bald guy has a big hand

>"heh...just like old times eh joey"

>"wouldnt be too comfy down there if i made this car hit you down there"

>"here it is...its time to kill a person"

I can't imagine how they're going to make this movie PC.

Bruce's family will be attacked by a gang of neo-Nazis and then he'll get revenge on them and Republican politicians who "didn't do anything about the Nazi crime wave"

i think willis lies about his 6' height. he looks like a manlet in literally every photo

Eli Roth is one of the worst directors of all time and it would boggle my mind that he keeps getting work but I know why since he's jewish.

Is it going to make the point of him starting out as a bleeding heart and then transitioning into a full redpill? I'm guessing not.

>remaking Death Wish
Why the fuck can't they just make new action movie IP's?

>Is it going to make the point of him starting out as a bleeding heart and then transitioning into a full redpill? I'm guessing not.
That was the original, it'll never happen in the remake.

Wasn't Green Inferno about a bunch of shitlibs going down to the amazon and getting eaten by savage shitskins?

Eli Roths ONLY good movie was Cabin Fever, and that's really more of a novelty film.

Willis needs to get back in action and start taking things seriously again to be ready for Glass, Unbreakable is his best performance and it scares me to think he won't be anywhere near that level when returning to the character

>Wasn't Green Inferno about a bunch of shitlibs going down to the amazon and getting eaten by savage shitskins?
Yeah something like that. And there was initially some blowblack as to how the tribe was portrayed.

But then everyone realized it was a shit movie and ignored it.

That diarrhea scene is pure kino.

Legitimately thought Willis was the actor who played Hank from BB

face blindness is a sign of autism user

>That diarrhea scene is pure kino.
I'll take your word for it because I don't watch torture porn. I especially don't watch anything Eli Roth has anything to do with.

I don't know. Lone vigilante in a big city is pretty much a genre of it's own, so remaking Death Wish makes even less sense.

Tarantino convinced him he was a real filmmaker after they became friends, thats why he got all pretentious with Hostel 2

Funnily enough, Dean Norris plays a detective in this film.

Bruce is in full confused grandpa mode.

Stop letting the geriatrics ruin movies.

gothic king cobra could probably direct a better horror movie than eli roth