>finally take the red pill and decide to go to church >attend run of the mill modern protestant church >meet a group of guys >"What do you do, user?" >construction worker >they laugh "You're one of those guys who tear up the street to justify your expenditures, aren't you?" >laugh to be friendly >It pays the bills. What do you do? >"I'm an investment portfolio manager." >360 moonwalk the fuck out
Why are churches in America so shit today, Sup Forums?
Dylan Foster
>red pill >church
Cameron Bennett
Maybe you should get a better job.
Ethan Murphy
I'm an atheist and this story is made up.
Austin Rogers
What part of the country??
Levi Brooks
>red pill >church
>giving a shit what construction workers have to say >ever
>posting off topic op's >SAGED
Jayden Diaz
>investment portfolio manager that's a glorified sales/commissions guy
wait no, that is basically a sales guy
Justin Evans
>church If god claims he is everywhere at the same time, then i'm sure you can pray to him whenever you feel like it and wherever you want.
Cameron Mitchell
It's an honest job that pays decent compared to everything else available.
>tips
Christian Long
>protestant
Kevin Carter
>Protestants HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
William Ross
Tip tip tip
Ayden Gutierrez
*tips my fedora to my fellow enlighted brother*
Jonathan Bennett
>red pill >protestant
Lucas Hughes
Why did you go to church? Jesus didn't.
Carter White
This.
As much I hated my old church at least they were honest to say "We can worship anywhere, but we worship here so we can meet here to find others like us"
I hated that shit as a kid but now that I am an adult it is a bit more enticing.
Justin Wood
there's other churches. can't really help people there for the social club aspect
Thomas Torres
Uugghhhaaaaaa I'm not enlightening myself SO hard thanks to you!
Kayden Reed
>successful people are shit
You should take a few more pills, buddy.
Mason Carter
THIS. we dont need churches
Sebastian Gonzalez
>protestant Found your problem. Protestants are heretics.
Jaxson Lewis
Jesus went to the temple and loved being there. But thanks for playing.
William Rodriguez
...
Zachary White
>red pill >protestant
lolno
Become Eastern Orthodox.
Bentley Nelson
>investment portfolio manager >not in a synagogue
Jonathan Jackson
believe it or not, being a greedy bastard who lives off of the work of others or manipulates numbers is not exclusive to jews. there aren't enough jews in the world for that.
Mason Morgan
>red pill >church >things that never happened
Camden Powell
Where the fuck do you faggots live where you consistently meet smug people all the time? Like I see these green text stories about sjws and smug assholes all the time and they just seem ridiculous. Ive never met anyone like I see mentioned in your typical Sup Forums greentext.
Xavier Sullivan
>"I'm an investment portfolio manager." >360 moonwalk the fuck out >Hating the rich simply because of their wealth >Knuckling under to their greed >going to a Protestant church
Probably some shit like "non denominational" Christian which just preaches the cancer that is prosperity Gospel.
Dominic Gray
>why are churches so shit today?
You've been reading The Screwtape Letters again, haven't you? Corresp. between a junior devil and his uncle Satan -- how to create division inside Christianity and drive ppl OUT OF CHURCHES.
Ryan Hernandez
>"I'm an investment portfolio manager." >360 moonwalk the fuck out I don't get it. Why did you do that?
Logan Lewis
Generally people that make large differences in money can't be friends.
Gabriel Rodriguez
>Protestant (((Chruch)))
Benjamin Thomas
Kikes.
Brayden Brown
>not going to church means you are an atheist
Chase Baker
>Being an atheist means your gay
Hudson Powell
>you're one of those guys who needs other peoples wealth, to make returns on other people's companies to justify your commissions aren't you
Jace Diaz
it was a test.
you were supposed to say it's closer to a carpenter and then call him a kike. all of the people listening would have laughed and made fun of his giant herb nose and kikesh ways.
the guy would laugh too, rub his hands and get a good chuckle out of everyone.
it was a test to see if you were a faggot
Aaron Jenkins
>trusting American churches >expecting anything but manipulative junk, begging for money and cultish people
Just stop until you find people you like that recommend you to join them to a church. Pray on your own or w/e
Isaiah Campbell
>American Protestant church
Found the problem. They're essentially community centers at this point. A lot of them also give loads of money to our greatest ally, refugee groups, and other "really makes you think" causes. Hell, the one near my old university flew a big rainbow flag out front. If you're interested in Christianity, I can only recommend certain Catholic and Orthodox churches (Sedevacantist, pre-Vatican II, that kind of thing).
As an aside, Christ would've scourged an "investment portfolio manager" with a whip.
Christian Reyes
>it's kinda close to what jesus did and i like it >shouldn't you go to the synagogue of satan then? I like those response
Colton Price
lol that was me a few years ago when I decided to attend a church while living in northern Virginia. I was a security guard, literally every other man there was a post-college professional or in a management position.
I certainly didn't begrudge them but I was out of there. I can spend Sunday working out and playing vidya
Gabriel Baker
>protestant >redpill
Fool. You want Catholicism.
John Thomas
>red pill >church
holy shit lmfao
Luke Adams
What assholes. Typical wasp behaviour. Those weren't Christians
Ian Sanchez
Last I checked the Pope was a spic
Easton Martinez
Go read the Catechism, it's free on the vatican website. The actual church doctrine is sensible as fuck don't believe what the media tells you.
Jose Campbell
>redpill >church
>this post >reply with tips because you have nothing else to say
Benjamin White
>"I know your works, that you are neither cold nor hot, I will vomit you out of my mouth. Because you say, I am rich, have become wealthy and have need of nothing; and do not know that you are wretched and miserable and poor and blind and naked"
Those type of "Christians" will be in for a rude awakening at Christ's judgement. Do not have fellowship with them.
Blake Bennett
christianity is blue pill as fuck unless you are gnostic
Lincoln Martin
The attitude of most people in Northern Virginia is the clearest example of the cancer that kills traditional societal values. There's nothing wrong with success, but when success becomes your only defining trait, you begin to lose your humanity.
Ryan Collins
corruption
that was a shit church anyways if they are talking shit to you
Henry Adams
>Protestant
That's where you fucked up
Bentley Carter
#NotAllChristards
Henry Cook
Because you socialize with local Christian folks and become an active member of your community. Also pretty sure Yeshua said to go forth and spread the gospel. On a final note church is two or more people reflecting on the Bible, that's all.
Carson Young
At least, not anymore :^)
Jackson Jones
>Catholocism
I don't know how you guys live with it. Lol.
Samuel Walker
>papists lmao they did study of iq sorted by religion Quakers: above Jews >Episcopalians: above jews >lutherans: on par with jews >presbyterians: above the japanese >papists: sub 100
Robert Watson
>Not going to a small town church >Not going to a Mexican church
It's GOAT
Liam Campbell
>take redpill >immediately go to place where they shovel bluepills into your mouth
Smart move OP.
Ryder Thomas
so you literally go to church to preach to the choir? how do you spread the message by going to church?
also, church music is gay as fuck. i don't mind bible study and whatever, but fuck church music
Tyler Rivera
Not a fan of church. I grew up Baptist, went to church 2-3 times a week bored af.
Now I say that church is like Anal sex: If they force it on you as a kid you ain't gonna want it when you are an adult.
Went to big Baptist church in suburb. Big fucking place, like coffee bar, ATM for tithing, Valet, etc. Some jackass starts chatting me up b/c he knows who I came there with. He starts telling me about himself without me asking. Then asks me what I do. I tell him that I mind my own business. He takes it as I "own" my own business and asks what kind of business I own. I tell him it's one where people don't ask questions.
Haven't been back.
Juan Bailey
suburbs, man. just look for any community outside of a metropolitan area with lots of upscale shopping centers and golf courses. that's where the smug people congregate and live
Evan Nelson
You spread it through community events, helping better those in need. An example at my church is serving breakfast every Sunday. It's helping those in need that spreads the gospel user. When people see those doing good they will say "These are Christians".
Evan Sanders
Having fun worshiping your dead kike on a stick, you freaks?
Liam Clark
Why go to a church when you literally have virtually every iota of Christian theology at your fucking fingertips?
Asher Myers
Then stop going there. Just because someone is religious does not mean they are a good person. Find a different church with people you can relate to.
Matthew Lewis
Is relating to other people important, Hose?
Oliver Price
Nothing wrong with investing in the market.
Only stupid niggers dont exploit the greatest market on earth
Asher Jenkins
>redpill >protestant
If you really wanted the redpill, you should join the Amish
Joshua Thomas
For the Sacraments you idiot.
Anthony Foster
>cucklics
Camden Brown
Jesus walked on water and turned water into (non-alcoholic) wine.
Camden Edwards
@OP why would you do a 360? that just turns you back into the church!!
Brayden Barnes
>moonwalk
Ethan Torres
*orthodox
Tyler Hughes
>>attend run of the mill modern protestant church
You fucked up
Easton Cox
>360 degree turn and walk through him to leave the church.
Eli Diaz
>Go to church with my authentic crusader armor >Walk in the front door holding my Templar knight flag in one hand and sword drawn in the other >"My Lord" I exclaim "I am here to defend this church from the Muslim invaders. As long as I am here you have my protection and my sword" >The whole church gasps >The priest says "Son we allow all in here for Jesus accepts all his sons" >"Blasphemy" I shout "These people are not hear by the word of God but by the word of Satan!" >He calls for people to remove me >I cry "Your holiness you are making a mistake" >The cops come busting through the doors and tackle me to the ground >I try my best to explain to them of the Muslim invasion and how I must grant safe passage to all the followers of Jesus Christ >They take me to jail and talk over my story >They then transfer me to a mental institution saying I am crazy and have delusional beliefs >Get released 3 days later as perfectly sane
And that was my trip to church. They dont even want my protection. I am still upset these people don't even see the truth.
Mason Martinez
You are a retard, how can you gleam IQ from multiple peoples across disparate geographic areas, then claim that as the average for a catholic?
Noah Morris
>"Blasphemy" I shout "These people are not hear by the word of God but by the word of Satan!" here
Nathaniel Phillips
kek
Nicholas Watson
>red pill >protestant Go find an Orthodox church. Learn how to actually worship God.
Robert Watson
>worshipping the wafer jew
Oliver Smith
>Red-pill (((Cuckstrianity))) is the ultimate blue-pill and jewish master plot
Adrian Diaz
Really? You are a fucking piece of garbage kike. Christianity is Europe as Europe is Christian.
To hate Christianity is to hate Europe.
Your projection is obvious, you're a kike.
Christian Turner
This
Lucas Wilson
Of course. Why would you want to around people who you can't relate to or who belittle you?
Henry Long
I don't care whether anyone "relates" to me or not. I likewise don't care if anyone belittles or dislikes me. I'd like to understand why you do Paco.
Josiah Clark
i like how your average Sup Forums manchild's knowledge of the roman empire always seems to end with the sacking of rome, conveniently ignoring the thousand years of christian byzantine history that followed.
byzantium waged a thousand year, apocalyptic struggle with persia and islam, and was anything but effete, weak or made "beta" by christianity.
Ian Martinez
>working for an investment firm >calling yourself a christian You sure you didn't walk into a synagogue?
Jack Watson
Because Church is a community where people can get together and do good and praise God. Staying someplace where you are not wanted for no reason is unhealthy and completely defeats the purpose. Why would you stay?
Cameron Brown
Don't you have Star Wars sets to steal?
Dylan Hall
kek
heretic who thinks the poop speaks directly from god
and this current poop wants christians to intermarry with mudslimes, what an omega cuck faggot
Ryder King
I can do good and praise God without you or anyone else though. Only thing I'm ever really interested in in a church is the sermons and Bible studies.
Zachary Foster
modern churches music a shit. wooo we're like a modern day oasis, but christian
ancient hymns and chants are pretty cool though
Jeremiah Thompson
Timothy McVeigh was Roman Catholic. Maybe that would be more your speed, potato nigger.
Landon Long
>going to church for any reason other than meeting women
Adrian Ward
> why America so shit today, Sup Forums?
fixed that for you.
DID YOU FORGET WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING SHIT GREAT AGAIN?
Carter Johnson
>Canadian makes fun of American for being irreligious Is it not opposite day?