Sell me this pen

[Joseph Brooks]

Sell me this pen

[Ryder Rodriguez]

the only proven cure for gayness

[Leo Anderson]

How about I sell you my pen?
*unzips dick*

[Isaiah Hill]

IT SPINS!

[Jose Sullivan]

>Not up selling from the pen to a computer with word processing because everything is digital.

It's like you have never done sales before.

[Isaac Gonzalez]

as if he could

[Brandon Martinez]

Ok, this pen, is actually an Oscar!

[Ryan Evans]

This pen makes you get dubs

[Robert Cook]

...

[Charles Hernandez]

This pen was used by Idris Elba

[Matthew Ross]

>this pen will massage your fingers

[William Sanders]

This pen will kill your mother in her sleep tonight unless you reply within 10 seconds.

[Julian Hall]

I'll sell you this pen for a dime.

[Charles Long]

This pen was the prop used in the very popular movie Wolf of Wall Street

[Lincoln Jenkins]

What, this pen? No no, I'm sure you wouldn't want this pen. I have some more affordable pens for someone of your... "position."

[Xavier Morris]

Niggrr

[Ryder Williams]

I dont really want to sell you this pen. Someone like you wouldn't use it enough to appreciate its craftsmanship. It's fine enough to make anyone look the part but I'm just not sure you'd appreciate it enough. If you really want it I'll let it go for a dear but fair price.

[Eli Baker]

You pulled that pen out of your pocket, right? Then I already sold it to you.

[Jacob Long]

If I sell you this pen will you die?

[Julian Edwards]

It would be extremely pensive

[Angel Sanders]

ONCE JOHN WICK USED THIS PEN TO KILL THREE MAN AT DA BAR

[Colton Campbell]

For Jews

[Jose Hernandez]

You're a bic guy

[Kayden Smith]

DEAL!

[Evan Campbell]

Hey there pal, if you buy this pen I'll throw in a free copy of Fallout 4 for an extra 60 bucks.

[Thomas Ortiz]

i can't solve the captcha in 10 seconds... ;_;

[Carter Cruz]

Nigger

[Daniel Sanders]

it was a pencil

[Nolan Price]

la

[Brandon Sanders]

this is a big pen for you

[Cameron Evans]

i thought i had immunity

[Oliver Butler]

i can't mr dicaprio you have the pen sir

[Anthony Bennett]

Its a Bic pen

[Angel Rodriguez]

...

[Andrew Ross]

...

[Luis Diaz]

Es

[Caleb Baker]

PEN FOR SALE!

[Isaiah Clark]

Ink's for closers.

[Nicholas Clark]

kys piece of shit

[Grayson Allen]

anybody else ever watch those late night knife sales on tv?
youtube.com/watch?v=Mp5Nt2MUHms

[Leo Stewart]

Fuck you

[Nicholas Jackson]

this is a certified pen island pen.

[Ian Sullivan]

a fucking pencil

[Brandon Gomez]

Hmm

[Kevin Phillips]

shit

[Jaxon Edwards]

oh shit

[Bentley Murphy]

kys

[Matthew Reyes]

...

[Logan Russell]

/thread

[Ethan Garcia]

>people actually respond

[Eli Lee]

Fuck

[Nathan Brooks]

dude

the pen is

weed
lmoao!

[Jordan Rodriguez]

AAAAA

[Adrian Williams]

Reddit HATES this pen

[Evan Foster]

fu

[Christian Bailey]

But it's yours you dumb balding fat hack. Stop riding Marty's dick, he can't get you the oscar

[Gabriel Rogers]

oh fuck

[Sebastian Martin]

I have to pretend that all these people responding to this shit are just b8ing because otherwise I lose all faith in humanity.

[Matthew Gonzalez]

why i outta!

[Blake Jones]

It didn't work.

[Wyatt Williams]

Oh noes

[Kevin White]

It writes what you want

[Chase Moore]

Kys

[Dominic Ross]

Have fun when you're mom dies, faggot.

[Jaxson Evans]

Hey do you want to buy this pen?

[Leo Walker]

pls

[Jordan Price]

ddhdh

[Asher Foster]

underrated

[Kayden Walker]

You MF

[Parker Wright]

That's a dog motherfucker and it reminded me of the puppy I lost earlier this year wtf this is the worst thread

[Josiah Morris]

yo

[Samuel Gonzalez]

you can't get any more Reddit than "people are so stupid I don't have faith in humanity, fucking sheeple"

[Daniel Jenkins]

newfag

[Levi King]

if u buy the pen u get an oscar

[Ayden Howard]

damn