lmao black leads btfo fuck diversity fuck affirmative action
liberals btfo lmao
we did it MAGA
Lincoln White
>For a movie based on a beloved book series, the writing is sometimes shockingly bad. Did they not read the source?
Jonathan Cruz
Can someone please explain me which of the books did they try to put in this film? I mean, no Eddy, no Susanna, but Dark Tower already shown and kinda breaking, so i couldn't understand shit from the trailers.
Nathaniel Thomas
Why are you getting assblasted ahead of time?
Oliver Reyes
>The dark tower >Stars a black man What did they mean by this?
Caleb Flores
Supposedly, its a mixture of the first five books that is also both a prequel and a sequel. I can't imagine what could go wrong with that.
Jose Martinez
>getting assblasted
what? I'm celebrating. We've won. The Dark Tower is a bomb. We're Making Movies Great Again. We're winning so hard. We're winning so big. You've never seen winning like this before.
Ian Phillips
All of the reviews say Idris Elba is the only good thing about it
Alexander Howard
It's mostly Gunslinger with elements of others sprinkled in. Eddie and Susannah would have been in the sequel had this not been such a colossal fuck up.
Wyatt Peterson
Shame, just started on the books and they're pretty great. Honestly tried to picture Roland in my head as Elba as I read, and it works for some of it, but it mentions his complexion a fucking lot.
Hunter Miller
only because they don't want to be vilified as racists. lmao learn how to read between the lines. What movies with terrific lead characters have you seen that have been shit? Don't fall for fake news.
Austin Robinson
You're assblasted about the election and about casual racism and you aren't hiding it at all
Aaron Wright
>assblasted about winning
uh???
Isaac Price
you can almost smell the tears
Jaxson Perez
tears of joy
Jason Martin
The consensus seems to be that all the right elements for a good movie are there, but the end result is just a mess of interesting ideas that never manages to take shape
which basically means studios meddled up the ass because they know what the masses want
Hunter Ward
You're being obviously sarcastic
Julian Perry
>Can someone please explain me which of the books did they try to put in this film?
They kept in Steven King's shameless moneygrubbing and poor writing, mostly.
Juan Diaz
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Elijah Barnes
You shouldn't have said no, Stephen.
Jeremiah Robinson
Another terrible movie made by Sony Pictures. Who could have guessed? Probably tries to estabilish a cinematic universe.
Mason Sullivan
Sony once again proving their movies executives know how to do things better than anyone else. Those things being waste ideas and loose record amounts of money.
Jason Cook
I wonder how Sup Forums would have taken to the Dark Tower movie if the lead wasn't black?
Nolan Fisher
They put that shit in a blender and hope it stuck to the wall lmao
Charles Harris
>21% on RT WEW
Jace Morales
they would shit on the movie for the giant turd it is rather then blame it on the miscasting of a decent actor
Zachary Cooper
I know I'd still hate it because it's trying to cram an entire series of books into one movie.
Jordan Mitchell
Pleb filter
Hudson Reed
... The movie has been in development for over 10 years now, that's never a good sign
Jason Bennett
Steven King Cinematic Universe btfo. Off to about as a good a start as the Universal Monsters universe.
Jackson Brooks
Well, at least this Dark Tower is truly dark. You can't go darker than Idris Elba.
Joseph Kelly
>The consensus seems to be that all the right elements for a good movie are there, but the end result is just a mess of interesting ideas that never manages to take shape And don't they plan to make 4 films out of this? That's probably what is wrong here, they were counting on a cinematic universe, without bothering to make sure the first film is comprehensible.
Mason Hall
The funny part being this was the easiest cinematic universe to start because it would've connected a bunch of already good movies that exist. Sony fucked up a sure thing.
Nolan Clark
It seems like Jake's story is a mishmash of Gunslinger and Wasteland, and then they just skip to bullet points from the last book, with the Breakers and all that.
Benjamin Flores
>Sony Well that explains everything
Evan Collins
It's okay, IT will save King adaptions.
Ryder White
The running time was a dead giveaway that it's a shameless quick shitty cashgrab made out of desperation.
Elba and McConagay probably knew what they were going into, it's Sony after all, but they also knew they won't be blamed if it sucks, but get millions of dollars.
Evan Jackson
i actually feel like the reason they put in elba instead of an actual white actor to fit the books is because everyone knew what a piece of shit it was so they can deflect and cry racism when it does poorly
Ethan Myers
That was probably one of the reasons, those kind of tactics are not new to Sony, they did it with Ghostbusters.
Anthony White
RUH ROH
Camden Peterson
Thats the Sony way, cry foul at some kind of ism or phobia to cover for the fact that they consistently make shit
Hunter Wright
If Katheryn Winnick had gotten her tits out it would have been a 10/10
Jordan Martinez
Will Smith and Margot Robbie were bretty good in Suicide Squad
Cameron Garcia
>mixture of the first five books >also both a prequel and a sequel >90 minutes
Jesus christ how did anyone expect this to work?
John Baker
>18% WEW LAD
Asher Barnes
Youre like 15 you didnt even fucking vote
Owen Gonzalez
I've legit never heard of this movie until this thread.
Ethan Wright
"It sucked." -the one positive review
Anthony Long
I know you're shitting, but Affirmative Action IS shit. It's abused by idiots to hire people based on how dark their skin is, in a form of reverse racism - instead of hiring people based on their actual qualifications. If you want to "fix" the sad amount of minorities who are able to take jobs, then you need to address the root issue instead of trying to bandage and ignore it.
Connor Martin
>mixture of the first five books >90 minutes Jesus.
Jonathan Cruz
NAME ONE GOOD STEPHEN KING THEATRICALLY RELEASED ADAPTATION
Asher Jones
Is this film about the first book, or the whole series?
Carson Scott
Carrie. The Dead Zone. Misery. The Green Mile. The Shawshank Redemption.
That's five.
Landon Brooks
The Mist Shawkshank Redemption Pet Semetary (not great, but ok)
Xavier Sanders
It's the first five books AND it takes place after the end of book 7. 90 minutes. PG-13
Thomas Anderson
>NAME ONE GOOD STEPHEN KING THEATRICALLY RELEASED ADAPTATION Carrie Shawshank Christine
Landon Brooks
Stand By Me
James Nelson
I'll add Christine, Apt Pupil, Stand By Me.
Brandon Gomez
Also Stand By Me.
Owen Smith
>The Shawshank Redemption >Stand By Me >The Green Mile
It's weird how these are King movies. I don't get why he writers so many shitty books. he doesn't need the money. It's like if you found out your favorite smutty greentext writer was a famous author.
Levi Jackson
>Sup Forumspol/ hates idris alba now Since when?
He's usually the only good thing about most of the SHIT movies he's in
Caleb Howard
He cranks out every plot that comes to mind, good or bad. After all, somebody'll like it.
Logan Peterson
For what I can tell they can't handle the fact it's a shit movie on its own merits, so they're going to scapegoat him instead
Ethan Peterson
He's only been in shit movies lately. Fuck him.
Jaxson Gutierrez
You know what? I'm pretty sure they switched the races of Roland and Suzanna for a very specific reason.
In the book, Suzanna is a bitter old black woman who comes to realize most of her bitterness is silly because most white people aren't the pieces of subhuman hateful shit that she thinks. That is not the type of commentary on racism that the cinema currently favors.
The US film industry wants to make it out like anyone brown has every right to be furious but if white people have the smallest inkling of racial solidarity, they're no better than Hitler.
So they'll have Suzanna be white and Roland be black. Suzanna will hate Roland because she's not a big fan of black people but she will learn her racism is silly and unnecessary because black people are great....
Austin Jackson
The Green Mile is a good book. Wtf?
Zachary Bell
>I don't get why he writers so many shitty books Have you honestly never had a hobby user? Especially one where plebs will throw money at you for it?
Tyler Green
>In the book, Suzanna is a bitter old black woman who comes to realize most of her bitterness is silly because most white people aren't the pieces of subhuman hateful shit that she thinks. That is not the type of commentary on racism that the cinema currently favors.
Reminds me of Sam Jackson's characters in Die Hard 3 and Amos & Andrew. Movies like that won't happen these days.
Adam Wilson
>The dark tower >shows a white tower on the poster
Mason Mitchell
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Jaxson Hernandez
Good. Unnecessary race-swapping needs to stop.
Chase Reed
>beloved book series yeah, no, nobody cares about it
Lincoln Garcia
"Intended to launch a film and television franchise, the first installment combines elements from several novels in the eight-volume series, taking place in both modern-day New York City and in Mid-World, Roland's Old West-style parallel universe. Arcel has said that fans will know the film is a sequel to the books' events."
>8 BOOKS IN 88 MINUTES >88 MINUTES >NOT EVEN 1.5 HRS
>90 fucking minutes People need to be fired for htis
Alexander Sullivan
Misery The Green Mile Carrie The Shawshank Redemption Stand By Me The Dead Zone
Cameron Robinson
Gee whiz, I can't imagine why a PG-13 Dark Tower movie would be such a disaster!
Nathan Evans
As if that's really the summation of all the problems with this dead on arrival abortion
Aaron Cooper
Honestly it is. If you're making a Dark Tower movie with a mindset of having it be PG-13 you've already fucked up beyond belief.
Adam Butler
It doesn't hurt. The first thing we see Roland do in the books is mow down an entire village, kids and all, before shoving one of his guns up a crazy fat woman's cunt.
Noah Richardson
thinner
Luke Ramirez
>truly incredible source material.
Wat. Is the world building Godly or something? Cuz King's prose has always been shit from what I've seen.
John Jones
huh, maybe casting him as black was the right choice after all
Owen Gray
Fuck off, it's one of the best horror films ever made.
Liam Morris
Well, I think the real mistake is they had a goofy idea for a sci fi screenplay involving multiple worlds and a gunslinger like hero.... then they bought the rights to the Dark Tower and shoehorned in a script that was originally NOT intended to be the Dark Tower.
So since it wasn't any real adaptation of the original works, they declared it a sequel to the books.
Every time Hollywood has done this, they had a script floating around the studios, they bought the rights to an intellectual property, and shoehorned the characters from said property into it; it fails dramatically. The Super Mario Brothers movie and Max Payne movie are great examples of this.
This is the same thing yet again, I'm pretty sure. When they pull this stunt it shows little resemblance to the source material and keeps neither the flavor, the tone, or even a semblance of the original characters or universe. It shows the most disrespect to the source material possible.
Easton Harris
kek
Angel Evans
B-but he had nothing to do with this movie being shit.
Fucking retards
t. Sup Forums Seems like its more his agents fault than his own desu chan
Nathan Stewart
While you're not wrong, that was not the case with this movie in particular.
Hudson Anderson
I don't get why they fucked this up like this. The problem with most adaptations is that they try to make a film out of material that's either to sparse to turn into a film or just plain difficult to adapt to screen. This series already had a shitton of books and from what I know, the first one, Gunslinger, wouldn't have been all that expensive to film if they'd done it right. Why not actually build a cinematic brand by making a cheap and accurate adaptation of the first book. It's the most low-risk high-reward scenario you could expect from a property you're looking to adapt, Hollywood fuckery notwithstanding.
Michael Reyes
World building is literally all King is good at. I read Salem's Lot when I was a teenager and found it reasonably effective because King invests so much time in building up the town and its inhabitants in the reader's imagination. Taken in isolation the vampire element of that novel is laughably bad.
Brayden Morgan
You have a shit agent you fire him and find another one.
Nolan Parker
He actually praises the fact that this decidedly non-experimental non-fringe film has no emotional resonance. In other words he's praising it for being similar to Transformers.