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HOH: Paul
Veto: Paul
Nominations: Jessica, Cody
Temptation:Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 2 evictions
Curse:Temptation Competition for 2 weeks before nominations. It's optional. The winner gets safety and the loser is a 3rd nominee.
Competition winner: mark
Competition loser: jason
previously on /bb/
first for tranny face
Alexs tits
today's episode was so shit
4th for tiff
post the real image OP
Josh and Marks play fighting right now is gold!
>Wed 8:45 PM BBT Many of Elena's dogs have possessed the names of Friends characters. Chandler, Ross, Phoebe.
>paul: the best trick in a fight is to spit in their face first
upholding armenian stereotypes
cody bursting a boil on jessicas leg
gross
You think Cody and Mark are gonna drop kick the shit out of Josh post-season?
What a nice ass
cody has to at least be mildly autistic right guys?
not even memeing, he just doesnt seem to be able to read ppl, or engage properly in bigger social groups
>negative panda
>changing jody cam to paul and josh
cody = bridgette
jessica = frank
boil = pimple
leg = back
he's not on the spectrum at all.
Lmao Josh
true ubermensch would come off as autism to the untermensch
Who?
ironic that your posting nicole while complaining about paul
worst analogy ever. bridgette and frank were entertaining and comfy to watch. jody are just pathetic
War fucks you up man
that'll be $2500 an hour, no kissing
>giving human names to dogs
fighting war you were drafted to fight or were not expecting will fuck a person up. cody signed up for that shit so he could legally murder people. dont kid yourself, he got off on it
>tfw production switches to a Jody cam
your delusional, just saying. i can tell u have never met someone in the military
I don't need to know anyone in the military to know that I'm right
dude im not talking about the guys in the rear with the gear who signed up so they could pay for college and got way more than they bargained for. this is a guy who wants to kill people, just because they are taliban doesnt make then not human
>nicole is a qtpa2t
>paul is an annoying little gingerbread manlet
learn the difference, friendo
doesnt mean it still wont fuck you up.
i knew a kid who was saying he wanted to join the army to shoot people since i met him in fifth grade.
its been like ten years since hes been back from iraq and hes still pretty fucked in the head over it
wat
that was my point, he was always fucked in the head
I'm pretty sure he was 90% like that before going to war.
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lol
>jason: wheres paul
>alex: he's just below mark hes so tiny
*slaps ur pusy*
You're the disease and i'm the cure.
lol kevin
Never been the same since he lost his brother
"y-you too"
Would instantly get wet
>WAR FUCKS U UP LEL!!!!
are you ACTUALLY that fucking stupid to think a major network would let a genuinely PTSD stricken person inside a house like this? this isn't 2003 anymore, if a true PTSD person was put in that house it would be a YUGE liability if they did anything
genuinely LMAO at how fucking dumb you are to think they'd allow anyone in the house who has seen any shit. fucking showfags don't even know about the n u m e r o u s psychological testings they are required to pass from interview->sequester->on show->show-post-show...
kevin is on fire
Alex looks cute tonight
I think Megan pretended to have ptsd so she could self evict
paul talking about being in ott and being in the house 3 times in front of cody
>Panda being this much of a Paulfag lying on Mark and trying to get Jason's only bro out.
This dumb jungle ch*nk is going to turn her back on Jason the moment Paul tells her to do so.
Wed 9:32 PM BBT Christmas and Josh discuss Raven - MarcShawn
Josh to Christmas- I am not liking Raven's attitude. She will be like "shut up" or "get out"
Christmas- Her (Raven's) welcome is wearing out. Josh- But that is down the line
Christmas to Josh- She (Alex) will actively campaign to come for you sooner rather than later
Josh to Christmas- I'd love it for it to be me, you, Kevin, Paul, Jason and whoever else
Josh- All the remarks that Raven was throwing were too intense. Christmas- It was. She lost her top
Josh- It went from strategic game to get them not to use the Hex to "you're a slut" (from Raven to Jess). Christmas- It was personal
Christmas- She (Raven) just lost it. I dont even think she knows what she was saying. Josh- If I was Jess, I would not forgive that
Christmas to Josh- When you (Raven) personally attack like that, you are no longer the angel of the group
Josh to Christmas- She (Raven) was best friends with Jessica. That was a red flag to me. That ***** wasnt cool
>ch*nk
Shes so beautiful I can't stop thinking about her.
mark made it deep into casting for bb18
he remembers jozea
im glad he didnt, im sure natalie will be trying to use him
>cuts to shitmance cam
>jessica makes cody go brush his teeth
somebody get this c-bomb out
>Alex exposing producer editing
>alex accidentally made kevin against paul
kek
tiger and nut are priceless
those eyebrows
fucking DROPPED
she was talking about mark.
kek are they just gonna demonize a different person for what they did that day to justify targeting them once the house is only left with paulfags?
she is getting a little bit of jungle chunk, i agree.
idk why youd censor that
alex told kevin that mark knows kevin voted against jillian
kevin is asking if paul told mark about it since nobody should know about it
i know but he will never go against paul
>want to keep kevin/jason around and oust raven
fine with me 2bh
raven btfo
>paul still thinks the temptation is fake
reminder josh is not a bully
>paul getting josh to wake cody and jessica up every 2 hours with pans so that they aren't as good tomorrow
how is this allowed
Is jessica really this stupid I don't even like her but I hope shes not this stupid.
lol they observing every move jessica and cody is doing
lol paul still trying get to use the hex. he has never not gotten his way before and it's killing him.
what did she do now?
any more quality alex nudes out there?
i could use a deeper alex wankbank
every single person is still paranoid about the hex.
>rent: $0/month
I want to get alex pregnant so bad
pray4cody to win hoh today
Why the fuck would Dominique and Mark vote not to evict Cody after he threw both of them under the bus.
Everyone including Alex and Jason already knew the 3 votes were Jessica, Xmas, and ???
Only the third vote is mysterious and even Alex and Jason suspected it was possibly Kevin. Nobody else even thinks Dominique voted to save Cody.
Paul told Kevin to vote Ramses and Paul was the only person that Xmas told that she voted for Ramses.
cant get post-ops preggo my dude
look at that hoh room right now, /bb/, this is what you are going to see every night for the next 6 to 8 weeks, paul with decreasing number of paulfags week after week obsessing over people on the block
pic of Alex's leaked nudes from her ex-bf
Well she could have put paul up against josh and now shes considering not using the hex.
has anything interesting happened today
Don't these people get tired of talking shit endlessly
She's too beautiful and makes so many jessfags ass mad.
>dont even talk to them
>tfw you like some of the girls but you don't have an actual waifu this year
no, really fucking boring day.
Fish shit talk in HOH room.
paul is still scared of jessica and cody
>Paulfag meeting in the HOH room everyweek with a Paulfag being HOH and the next target being isolated by the rest of the house and not invited to the Paulfag meetings.
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Cody let's get him out"
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Jessica let's get her out."
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Mark let's get him out."
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Elena let's get her out."
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Christmas let's get her out."
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Jason let's get him out."
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Josh let's vote him out."
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Kevin let's vote him out."
>Paul: "Guys I don't like Matt let's vote him out."
>Paul: "Okay Alex and Raven, my most loyal Paulfans. I'm going to throw the final competition, you both compete against each and no matter what choose me to go with you to the final 2."
>Everyone in the Jury votes for Paul 9-0
kek i knew it was gonna be good, but you made an excellent choice
Paul: M-matt..c-can you please talk to j-jessica?
jesus christ
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Please God, no.
lol xmas with the walker
dont even put this evil out into the universe
what happened to her leg?
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Seriously, why are they all so devoted to him?