I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

this is gonna be so shit

BUT IN THE END IT DOESNT MATTER

IT'S NO SURPRISE TO ME I AM MY OWN WORST ENEMY

Is Idris going to tell us how litty the movie is and how critics don't understand?

I HEARD THE NEWS TODAY, OH BOY

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY...
EYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEES

I thought this was a Netflix movie. Is that not true?

WAKE ME UP

>Made The Dark Tower before The Stand
Well that was fucking stupid

WAKE MY DUBS INSIDE

WHEN I WAS

>I see the white man and I want to paint it black

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>Sony Pictures

Damn they don't catch a break do they?

wut

MY SWEEDISH FRIEND

CAUSE WE ALL WANNA PARTY WHEN THE FUNERAL ENDS

CRASHING THE SUMMER BOX OFFICE WITH NO SURVIVORS

how many Sup Forums memes do you think this is going to spawn?

>Spider-Man: Homecoming
>Emoji Movie
>Now this

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SONY

Randall Flagg, the main villain of this movie, is also the main villain in another King novel, The Stand, which would have used Matthew much better than this faux-goth bullshit.

Idris elba

I hope they'll stop making nerd flicks soon, I feel like they could at this point actually make more money with smaller scale, well-crafted dramas.

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

EL JUSTO JAJAJAJAJAJAJA JUST!!!!! CHINGA MI MIERDA ARRIBA!!!!!!! JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

Is sony finished?

After I saw the most #LITTY movie of the summer I had to get a new wardrobe because I soaked my theatre seat with warm, hot piss and proceeded to walk home, continually pissing streams until I flooded my room. Baywatch was a movie FOR THE FANS and I loved every second of it

I can't wait to see the DARK TOWER a movie also hated by not #litty critics they just don't understand!

Yes. Bankruptcy/sale to another studio is imminent.

It's a money laundering operation

>Consecutive dubs
Sony is over.

SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY

thats a big tower

Underrated

which is the bigger turd, emoji or dark tower?

Both are offenses to their respective targets.

>which is the bigger turd, emoji or dark tower?
Depends, the Dark Tower only cost 60 million to make. So only 10 million more than Emoji.
The film would have to be REALLY bad, in order to not make its money back.

kek

ITS BEEN A LOOOOOOOOONG DAY WITHOUT YOU MY FREIND

CAUSE YOU HAD A BAD DAY
YOU'RE TAKING ONE DOWN
YOU SING A SAD SONG JUST TO TURN IT AROUND
YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW
YOU TELL ME DON'T LIE
YOU WORK AT A SMILE AND YOU GO FOR A RIDE
YOU HAD A BAD DAY
THE CAMERA DON'T LIE
YOU'RE COMING BACK DOWN AND YOU REALLY DON'T MIND
YOU HAD A BAD DAY
YOU HAD A BAD DAY

emoji = shiity, nonexistent source material
dark tower = good source material

dark tower wins for being a bigger turd

>the idris elba mathew mchonaghey

what did they mean by this

JUST

Wait, why did they cast a black guy?

Quality post

something something jew something propaganda something diversity something something pleasing the sjw...

Oh would you look at that, a bunch of fat neckbeard Sup Forumstard's jerking off over a man of color portraying Roland. Just a reminder that all of you would be sorted into house slytherin.

Every time a white actor is cast in an Asian roll fucking Facebook lights up like the Tokyo in 1945

WE

FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA FA

FUFUFU

Ironic shitposting belongs on Sup Forums.

Haven't they been losing a billion dollars a year for years now? How the fuck do they stay in the black?