Do I become soldier?

>Be 28.
>Bored of 9-5 office cubicle job
>Kinda wanted to join the army for ages
>I know it'll be boring and regimented for the most part, but the other parts I'll be camping, testing my strength and mental toughness, jumping out of air planes and generally doing fun stuff in a team environment with some bros
>Thinking I should do it now before I get too old
>realize current military is pretty cucked and bends over backwards for women
>Don't care, still want to be soldier

Should I join the army for a bit of a sea change Pol? What are the pros and cons of military life?

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you'll never do it stop pretending

>pros you make money and can get some pretty good experience for jobs afterwards depending which divison you join
>cons you might die

Join the fucking infantry faggot

What divisions would you say have good after service career paths?

You better hurry up.

You're definitely not getting any younger, that's for sure

Pretty much what I was thinking. If I get to jump out of airplanes then I'm in, as I enjoy skydiving.

>going through the process of joining the army right now
>got decent scores on my asvap
>failed the personality test
wew fucking lad. i have to re-test in a month.

What the shit is involved in the personality test and how could you fail?

Do it m8. Im joining infantry in a few months cant wait

I've actually been in the infantry and unless you're really dumb or bloodthirsty or have severe OCD and latent psychopathy it isn't 'fun'

also, at 28, you're too old, unless you have a degree and go for an officer spot.

also, you won't believe this: the army is actually more boring than your office job. nobody believes this until it's too late

Also, there's no 'camping', 'fun stuff', or 'team environment'

I know this is hard to believe but life in the army is actually the exact opposite of what you're going to expect

You know war is coming when they start posting recruitment propaganda in the autistic shit posting center.

It turns out that when they ask "Are you signing up just so you can kill people" you are supposed to answer "no".

Kek.

>he didn't get briefed by his recruiter on what not to say

Thanks for the heads up pham

At 28 you're too old to do anything except apply directly for an officer program... which you either won't get because you don't qualify, or you will qualify for but everyone under your command will fucking loathe you for it because you'll be one of those fucking armchair COs.

>What are the pros and cons of military life?

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>Should I join the army

The short answer is no.

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Between those two that should be all the
reason you need to say no.

For additional interests look up
"Military Burn Pits" They throw jet fuel in them
and hurt quite a bit of people.

Look up Halliburton and minor contracting
companies who set up black mold tents,
and gave parasitic water to our infantry.

Oh, and there's also DU that's fun too.
there was a Bradley fighting vehicle crew?
named Carnivore. I think. High kill count
and they became ill.

Your life will be considered fodder, for an
ongoing war of destabilization in the hopes of
creating a "New world order"

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I'd pass.

be career officer

Would you rather regret doing something or regret not doing something?

depends on if the doing something can lead to life altering physical, mental or emotional injuries

I joined Army at 28. 29th b day in basic. 13B. He's not too old.

Go ahead kid, jump. Best times ever. Don't thank me. Thank your recruiter.

28 here, im just waiting for felony waivers to make a comeback.

Your recruiter is retarded.

OP
Nope, don't do it. I was in and i was fun at first. Good leadership (on company/platoon/group/ level) with good friends and a job that was fun and engaging.

Then after the debacle in Libya (my country was involved with planes in Libya and a small force in Afghanistan) and the shilling of Assad i became pretty put of by the EU/west/NATO/US and their dicking around in the world and after looking it up i realized that pretty much all western countries are more or less vassals to Washington and that it's only getting worse. So i got out.

And now it feels like i wasted several years on my life for nothing and for what? I can change a barrel on m240 in

And if you don't want it from a swecuck you can take it from Smedley Butler.

And if you don't know who he is KYS

Join the reserves if you want to be weekend warrior since I"m sure you don't want to be a F/T soldier. If you did you wouldn't post here you would be outside running 10k and doing pull ups

Already given up smoking and am increasing my general fitness. We only require 6.5 on the beep test for entry, I'm pulling 7s with smokers lung.

I think I'd regret not doing something more.

JOIN THE MILITARY!!!

I've just joined the military in my country, you will meet a lot of same-minded people.

You will create bonds together with your brothers, that can only be achieved through being in the military.

Think about it, being in a brotherhood that you trust 100 %, fighting for your country and your people, while shooting guns and having a good time - what's the option?

You must ignore the women, the LGBT faggots and all of the political correctness that surely exist in the military.

In order to fight it, we must take a stand by making sure we become the majority again - strong, white men that believes in true freedom and true patriotism!

Good luck Aussiebro!

You do know that the 6.5 is just an absolute minimum

Unless you're a woman if you can only score a 7 you're not going to make it in. The Australian Army is NOT hurting for unskilled soldiers, there are thousands of men younger, fitter and thus more desirable than you that have to wait 18 months before even being considered.

If you really want to get into the military for the sake of a military lifestyle, pick something with the Air Force or Navy where you'll actually stand a chance and learn some skills for when you leave

>fighting for your country and your people,
Are aware of that you live in a country where the majority of the politicians work as hard as they can to abolish their own country while at the same time denying the existence of their own people and that the military is ultimately under the control of the politicians?

Also been thinking about joining recently... I need to grow up. I want to marry my girl and give her a good life - it seems the army is a good way to accomplish that. If I hate it I only have to stick it out for 4-6 years. I'm thinking about doing any of the cyber jobs, anyone here have any experience?

>inb4 hackerman

I would if I was living in a decent western country. I would enlist in the blink of an eye.

Fighting and/or dying for israel.
Lol

your to old for fulltime 4yr contract
join the reservists

why you want to fight for merkin oil anyways?

Just run for office and send people to battle. It's funner because you get to oversaw all the cool shit without being shot at

Clausewitz had it backwards, politics is the continuation of war by other means - everything boils down to conflict resolution, and the most basic form of conflict resolution is battle

>Clausewitz had it backwards
I don't know man, what you're saying sounds like heresy to me.

Good luck getting through kapooka with the bare minimum m8. aim for around 10

Any Aussies know how long the waiting list for Rifleman is?

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Don't do it if you have dreams of getting to fight.
Chances are you will just train for 4 years while hoping that you get put into rotation for deployment.
And then even if you do get deployed, unless you are special forces you won't see much action.
In short, it is a waste of time going in for a combat role.
If you want a trade it might be an idea.

It depends on where you live and fluctuates a lot, it took my mate who joined around 6 months ago 9 months of waiting but I have heard of people going 18

>all these non ADF ITT giving you info

Look into officer training.
They're hurting for those, not unskilled smokers who play cod all day

also, if you're an abo or a middle easterner, then you'll be in pretty quick.

The head shed is pretty cucked as well, mate, so have fun with that.
the PFT is a joke, aim for 3 times the min

Fucking long time, mate

fuark hope its not that long

Would I get accepted into the military if I have tinnitus?

probably not.

they do check your hearing, and you'll probably DQ on that

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i dont know if OP likes dicks in his mouth, mate

8m sgaf rof si yvan

How big was the fitness change for anons that enlisted?

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>also, if you're an abo or a middle easterner, then you'll be in pretty quick

why the fuck?

Headsheds cucked, m8

some user posted this shit last night

are you in the adf? what do people think of this stuff inside?

it's all a joke here, mate

you are retarded for not knowing how to act

you're signing up to do a job, you faggot nigger

Thank you for your service swedebro

>tfw PFT for the Air Force in 2 weeks
>still can't Cooper Test
>still can't do the required pushups
>still too slow on the situps
>max age to get in is 24 and I'm 23

I'm running against time, hold me brehs.

well then GET OFF A FUCKING ANIME FORUM AND DO SOME FUCKING PUSHUPS

jesus fuck, mate
is it so hard to not be a shitbag?

OP im on the same boat as you and have been tossing this around my head for too long

ill give you the easy decision i made

If trump wins in november i enlist
If hillary wins i go live my boring ass life

i will never shed blood for a globalist

I would have joined but I couldn't be arsed. Would've won Iraq by meself but I was into porn and games.

I'm already going to raise the number to 200 pushups per day instead of the 80-90 I'm at right now with progression. The issue will be cardio, really, not to mention that I need proper rest to actually benefit from the training I've been putting on myself.
Could've gone on roids but I'm honestly afraid there's bloodwork and I like my natty status.

Nice dubs

fucking cooper test i hate that shit.. couldnt even get 2900.. FML

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