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apu edition

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why did he puncture that tomato

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it's wacky bruce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he's back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Very sick today lads but the qt is expecting me so I can't disappoint. She spent literally 6 hours confessing to me over the weekend there haha

she sounds demented

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don't go for the insane ones me

did i ask?
no, i did not

you wish

is she demented?

bet she's the author of the article "i cant stop sleeping with brexit voters"

you her priest?

gf just sent me this

*inhales*

Sarah Jane Mee?

More like Sarah Jane Peng

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I can feel it lads

The white man is rising

wants me a spic gf

*exhales*

*blocks your path*

face>all

alright love

rosemary and thyme
thoughts?

>and i want to kill some boxes
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the great monstrosity

Forgot to set the toil bell for this morning, running very late.

why can't an intelligent fellow such as my self receive flirts from voluptuous females

>tehee im straigth

*reads and gets rich*

doesn't work

:V

What's the deal with houses?
The fridge runs
The water runs
The electricity runs

Only thing that doesn't run is me!
*ba-dum-tish*

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Just masturbated to porn where the scenario was American nuns purifying one of their number by the use of anal dildos and lesbian anilingus.

Christians are weird.

went to a pub in paris friday
12 euros for a pint
how about no

>are Isabel is now a fully fledged MILF

my dicc

porn? don't touch the stuff

fbi is controlling the world fuck fuck fuck

wonder how many babies she eats

Uni toil today

CHOOOOON

What phone have you got /brit/?

a pint here is half the price of a sixpack. and it's not even a real pint, it's a "metric pint"

really really enjoying all your blog's

galaxy s3
hate bunk you have to go through in order to get a new one

pfm

women? don't touch the stuff

*the bunk

post fucking machines

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Hi, apparently I've been paying for unlimited 4G internet for well over a year now along with my broadband but have never received the sim card.

how was getting treated by goebbels like

OnePlus 3T

Haha

“Man, I’ve just gotta stop hanging around with these human things” - dog, probably

a large coke with fries, keep the change

Galaxy J7

up yours fuckhead

MacToilnalds
Toil Bell
Toiling Donuts
Toil King

moto g lte

JFs are subhumans
Brits rule the world

you in koh phangan, bruce?

I don't give a shit

More like Gay7

*blocks your path*

VERY clever

>and i want to kill some boxes
>boxes mean vaginer btw
be sure to keep us updated on how that works out for you la

I like my women like I like my coffee: hot, sweet, and full of black cock

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tfw toil

saw this one on facebook

you need to stop having black cocks for breakfast

no and I'm not australian
fuk

tinder match called me a manlet

this was a good one iibthwy

Just called a yank a manlet on tinder

pints used to be around a litre here but we use the anglowimp system of around half a litre now

>Fast-food chain KFC has had to shut down a number of outlets across the UK because they have run out of chicken.

need that pre-workout protein

just called an aussie a cunt on Sup Forums

I like my women like I like my beer, frothy head and full of yeast

gee thanks capitalism, the death count just keeps on rising

>no and I'm not australian

folks

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Laughing at all you poor cunts without a 2017 flagship phone

t. Note 8 Master race

it's funny you think it was a joke

>samsung

Anglo’d

how tall are you

ours is a whopping 425ml, and as a bonus the glasses have stupid fucking names like schooners, middies and butchers

>not op5t
k

'Allahu Ackbar!!'

Pope Francis

how short are you?

5'11 is the minimum height required to be on tinder

More like Pope Gramsci ha!

just got requested to post fucking machines on Sup Forums

need a kiss and a cuddle

6'1"

>my wife's daughter

I married my wife Debbie in July 2016 and changing my name from mine - Nell - to hers - Harding - caused a big stir among my family and at work. The decision was a no-brainer for me. Debbie has a daughter from a previous relationship and we wanted her to have the same name as the rest of the family. I remember my stepdaughter saying to me that she didn't want to go to school with a different name, and I completely understood how she felt.

Been on tinder for 4 weeks and I've not been able to get one date