Wonder Woman 2017

Do you dare to be excited, Sup Forums?

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>Being excited for capeshit movies
>2016
Why the fuck would you do that?

I don't like Gal Gadot

No, I'm being insanely cautious and going in with low expectations.

as a WW fan, I'll probably see it eventually but I know it'll be terrible, most likely

Maybe I have become jaded in my old age, but being excited more often than not leads to disappointment.
I'd rather expect nothing and be surprised.

> Being excited for anything from Warner

after:
> HONKA HONKA damaged juggalo joker
> whoops we forgot he's supposed to be a good guy Man of Steel
> a jar of piss is an important subplot BvS

how many times will a studio poop on your faces before you stop having faith in them? Do they have to come to your house and break your legs with a hockey stick?

NOT MUH!

>Sup Forums
>excited

The hell is wrong with you OP? Don't you know everything is shit?

They're 0 for 3 so no

That sounds more like Sup Forums.

Why would I be?

Even ignoring the rest of the DCEU, what's there to be excited about here?

Wonder Woman is like, so important and stuff. And her having a movie is like, super important.

Fucking WB will definitely shit the bed on it and then people are gonna sit there wondering how it could have possibly gone wrong

My expectations are dead, as are my hopes and dreams

>HONKA HONKA

The line is HUNKA HUNKA. Please explain why this triggers you

>two by the same director
>one of them wasn't bad but muh memes

...ok?

They're definitely gonna go the lazy Johns route and just have her be a violent warrior, huh?

I wonder how many enemy soldiers she'll kill despite them offering her basically zero threat.

Only downside is that it HAS to have a dark ending to explain why she abandoned humanity. Still, I'm hopeful for the movie.

The trailer looked pretty good.

I mean, I thought the MoS trailer looked good, too, so that might not mean anything and is just setting me up for disappointment.

>The trailer looked pretty good.
You and I both know that means nothing.

snydercycle.jpg

>repeating the mistake of hiring the same director is an excuse for 2 shit movies

>trailer looks good
>haters get mad
>gets bad reviews for no reason
>ends up being a really good movie

That's the REAL Snyder cycle

No, I've been burned too many times by WB.

Unless it has spectacular reviews, I'm just gonna wait for a torrent. Not giving them money anymore.

It's probably going to be shit.

But we're probably not going to get many superhero movies set in WWI either.

Fuck it, I'll watch it.

Hope is a mistake.

No.

>Do you dare to be excited, Sup Forums?
No.

NO

I dont like Gal gaddot, she is disgusting.

not really

it's nothing against the actress either, i think she could be a cute wondy, but it just looks like generic warrior woman diana

Nope.

I just hope we get a lot of upskirt shots.

- Writer credits look ominous (Sex and the City? Geoff Johns!?)
- DOP has worked on shorts and tv episodes but not feature films
- The director at least did Monster, so that's better than nothing

I have no fucking clue how it will turn out based on these.

Patty Jenkins directed the pilot for the American version of The Killing, which is one of the best-directed pieces of TV I've ever seen.

The problem is none of what she brought to that can be applied to Wonder Woman, unless she plans on having it rain a lot or have Wondy looking terminally depressed.

This, desu. I think I'm done with them.

Oh I like her, I really do. I like her

>RAH, fight the evil proto-nazis
>that's how WW1 worked, right?
No.

If I was to guess based on that. Some decent and intense interpersonal moments, some jokes that will make women applaud filled out with utterly average and repetitive action scenes that have no since little to no sense of excitement or real struggle.

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Snyder isn't directing this one at least.

Read step 1 again

Watching her and knowing I have to put up with that god awful accent for no other reason than that Hollywood wanted to stretch its muscles and push a her into stardom for being the right tribe annoys me too much for now.

I'll probably get over it eventually.

You forgot

>The director's cut comes out and it's a much better film overall

MoS was surprising in that it didn't get one and probably didn't need one.

All I know is that the costume they'll come up for the porno will be better.

>>trailer looks good
The only reason anyone says anything good about shitty Tryhard DCEU trailers is out of pity

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The Porn Actresses will look more like WW, also.

>Saves 7-8 Billion lives twice
>Not a good guy
Are you fucking insane?

But the costume is fucking incredible.

APOLOGIZE

Trailer was fantastic.
As long as the following occurs I should be happy.
>The feminism is only lightly touched upon and not shoved down our throats.
>The Amazons & most importantly Diana do not have any even vaguely misandrist moments, NOTHING a hundred light years close to her crushing Orions balls over flirting in the new 52.
>Ares does appear in his classic armor and battles Diana in it.
>They get across the vagueness of WW1 and don't try and paint anyone as the obvious pure evil bad guy like WW2 had.

>> whoops we forgot he's supposed to be a good guy Man of Steel

How is Supe not a good guy? I think you may have the autismus user

Given WBs history and the competition it has to contend with, it's dead already. Guarantee the animated WW movie will outdo it

That slavery line seems incredibly out of place, she's decades in between the civil war and civil rights movements, does she just completely fuck off after WWI or something?

Wonder Woman really needed to run off the momentum of a string of good DC movies for a general audience to give a shot about her.

Now it's up to her to have the first decent DCEU movie. Not looking good.

No because it's the current year and I'm sure as a man they'll let me know a few times how horrible I am and how great and equal to men in every way women are(or should be, but the men won't let them).

It is absolutely going to have amazing reviews unless she's seen blowing Steve while he calls her a dirty whore.

I haven't exactly been following the development, is there much of a plot to this or is it just sort of a setup to the motherboxes. I guess WW kills some Germans and then what, sits on the guy's dick for a century or so?

I'm hoping it will be but I have no confidence in Gadot. She is not a good actress and I seriously doubt she can carry her own movie.

It has nothing to do with American Black Slavery. It's just about people being forced to do whatever or whenever.

Um, I got bad news for you OP:

pajiba.com/think_pieces/an-open-letter-to-warner-bros-ceo-kevin-tsujihara-about-layoffs-zack-snyder-and-donuts.php

>What are you even doing? I wish to God you were forced to live out of a car until you made a #1 movie of the year. Maybe Wonder Woman wouldn't be such a mess. Don't try to hide behind the great trailer. People inside are already confirming it's another mess. It is almost impressive how you keep rewarding the same producers and executives for making the same mistakes, over and over.

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I was, but then I saw the Justice League trailer dedicating it's entire run time to Aquaman walking across the screen in slow motion drinking a bottle of Jack in a desperate attempt to make him seem cool and I lost whatever hope I had left for any DC movies.

>beliving this

>Implying it isn't true.

After watching this:

youtube.com/watch?v=0fZVA9TPwj8

I'd believe anything about Warner Bros and how shitty they are since Alan Horn left and was replaced by pic related.

Prediction: It is a broadly competent movie but doesn't succeed in making WW herself a truly endearing lead.

I will believe it when these pieces stop naming unsourced 'ex employees' and post exactly whats wrong with it in non exaggerated analogies that dont say shit. We know nothing about this flick as the public but are to believe it on nothingness.
I have yet to hear anything that would have me to worry and most of the shit said in this thread including your posts are regurgitated Sup Forums tier shitposting.

Delusion. Snyder films get bad reviews because they're poorly written, acted and directed.

Theoretically this film seems interesting. WWI films are a rarity, let alone WWI cape films.

But it just looks like MoS again. Well-cut trailer, sorta interesting premise, lead actor that cannot act surrounded by better actors, etc etc.

There's no point in expecting anything from WB at this point. If it seems good by release, I'll see it, and still expect to be disappointed. If it seems shit, I won't even bother going to the cinema for it. Either way, I doubt I'll be let down again.

>Are you stupid enough to be fooled by another DC movie trailer into watching a terrible movie on its opening weekend before everyone tells you it is garbage?

Knowing that The Cereal King and Snyder were the writers, no.

i mean they seem to be doing the best they can with what they've got. it's just a shame wonderwoman has been a shit character for what 50 years straight now? If we needed some kind of highlight comicbook heroine movie I'd have preferred an Oracle and the Birds of Prey thing maybe with a guest appearance by Super Girl, and just tweak their backgrounds to divide their identities from their male counterparts. Rather than being overt ___-Girls just make their passing relations part of their origin rather than their present identity. (or go the DCAU route and rewrite Powergirl into something less stupid than stranded from Earth-2 and/or Atlantean.)

I have no idea why people keep parroting the "Hunka Hunka" line as though it somehow is a legitimate criticism of SS.

>PG in a movie
They would ruin it.
In what realistic scenario would it not be awful?
Maybe on Earth 2 they get good movies. They are the fortunate ones

I'm more excited for Brie Larson as Captain Marvel, tbqh.

I've expressed my displeasure by not watching Man of Steel, BvS, or Suicide Squad.

Unless the reviews for this one are stellar (and I doubt they will be), I'll be continuing my trend of not giving DC a cent.

>WW1
I mean really... I've never been one to spout Sup Forums memes, but c'mon, seriously?

I might if I keep myself from watching the trailers and any pre released film scene.

>millions of guys will fap to kidnapping Ms.Marvel and raising a child together in the rape-shed.
noice

gonna need good reviews to come out first to see the next couple movies youtube.com/watch?v=cZ12ghCqO3o

The movies are objectively good. You've lost. Get over it.

>objectively good.
anywhere outside of Sup Forums this would be considered pathetic attempt at bait

too scared to be excited. movie is about a spooky skeleton.

Disney employee here

Marvel films are a mistake. Marvel films are a BIG FAT MESS. Marvel films are disgusting. Marvel films are low energy.

You know at lease Jennifer Lawrence was already a big name. when they picked her to shit up xmen movies.

(((Gadot))) was just an unknown model who was a side character with no lines in a garbage movie series.

But Gadot is a proud Israeli Jew.
Jlaw is just a goy.

I dare to be cautiously optimistic.

The writers and the director shortlist look really good, too.

"good guy" does good guy things because the script told him too
okay

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Yeah like every single movie in existence. The characters do actions because it was written that way.

Slightly better isn't "much better" user

Wait, did they seriously do a special feature on why Gadot was the right choice and otherwise you're sexist?

Not exactly
This is from the WW 75th anniversary bit, they talk about all the character's history. There are people praising the show in the middle of it, including Patty Jenkins, Viola Davis and Diane Lane, but then there's these two talking those things.

And when they're written well it comes off naturally instead of being crowbared because the studio forced them or some misguided obligation.

Funny how this works huh?

Oh yeah I agree completely. That's why Man of Steel and Batman v. Superman were such great movies.

I hope they don't forget to bring in the makeup department when they need to reshoot

>excited for MOS
>excited for SS
>somewhat optimistic about BvS despite it always looking like shit
>all shit

>kinda excited for WW
Please, just let me have this one? Please