Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King, Stuart!

>Authority is not given to you to deny the Return of the King, Stuart!
Why did he call him Stuart? I thought his name was Denethor?
This really confused me

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He said "Steward", not whatever you thought he said.

sometimes actors forget themselves and actually address the actor by name instead of by their character's name but that still doesn't explain why it wasn't picked up in editing

Lots of characters have several names

Aragorn is called Strider as a ranger and Elessar by the elves
Gandalf is called Mithrandir by people in Rohan
Denethor just really hates going by his real name which is Stewart

That explains why they keep calling Frodo Mr Underhill in the inn

exactly. he was more popular with his porn star name, so it kinda stuck

>goes by Underhill
>lives under a hill

Bravo, Jackson!

>Jackson

Tfw you hope it's a comfy LotR thread, but it's just a shitty meme one

Feanor did nothing wrong
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You're obviously from reddit if you're not aware all the comfy LotR threads start as bait/shitpost/memes ones and evolve into comfy maturity.

Where the fuck are the bathrooms?

This.

Hobbits have outhouses like any sophisticated patrician close to nature would.

they went outside in like a ditch or something

That's way bigger than I thought

Wow Bag End is fucking massive

Feanor is a piece of shit who burned the most beautiful ships in the world and killed his own kin because of "muh silmarils"

They were landed gentry. Wealthy upper class

I guess cause hobbits are so small, it's not as big as it looks on paper.

Bilbo was rich as fuck and lived like a king as the eccentric king of Hobbiton basically.

And is the reason Sam shows deference towards Frodo. Class differences

So Hobbits have shitting streets?

>Frodo : I can't do this, Sam.

>Sam : I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were,
and sometimes you didn't want to know the end. Because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad happened?
>But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something. Even if you were too small to understand why.
>But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back only they didn’t. Because they were holding on to something.

>Frodo : What are we holding on to, Sam?

>Sam : That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for.

yes. condom peddlers also have to pack smaller than average sizes when they plan on passing through the shire.

do you think that sam gets embarrassed when he poops in front of frodo
sorry if this offends anyone but i thought it was a funny thing haha

>want to be close to nature
>and keep the shit smell out of your unventilated hobbit hole
>build an outhouse
>things seem nice
>winter rolls around
>have to walk through freezing temperatures and snow to get to the shitter
>summer rolls around
>the outhouse is like an oven inside and smells like death itself
Genius design, I tell ya.

You're obviously a newfag if you think comfy LotR thread start as shit

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the shits smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

Tolkien didn't like writing about that stuff so he called it the backroom

>just just pooping in your front garden for maximum comfiness and to provide the best fertilizer for your tomatoes

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This is an interesting question because if you just put the ring in the poop, then Sauron basically has to dig through Frodo's poop to get the ring which do you really think he's gonna do that?

They always have you jackass, eagleposting started 90% of comfy LotR threads before you retards came here

He'd make an orc do it. They would enjoy it

and i would like to know if any of you have any pics of frodo pooing while he looks nervous or embarrassed i just want to see it for a few laughs haha

what if frodo was a girl and didnt have so much hair on her feet

so? people have been doing it for hundreds of years.

Hackchually


*inhales*


Only on teegee is it known to always start with shitposting


*wheezes*


On teevee sometimes the threads arent shitposting

Depends on what type of hobbit she is

If there is a non shitpost op things can go pretty well but eagleposting is pretty common
Lotr shitposting is quite fun though

True. Let's post some vigofacts

>During filming for Return of the King, Vigo took part in the old kiwi custom of 'shagging a sheep'
>During the act, the sheep chosen for the performance, Bitsy, reared and struck Vigo in the groin
>He continued filming despite doctors advice to rest for a few days

Trully he is /ourguy/

When he kicked the orc helmet in Two Towers he actually broke his toe and the scream was real

Also, reminder to watch all the appendices that come on the extended dvd and bluray sets on separate DVDs or you can find them in complete torrents. Something like 20+ hours of documentary about making the films

So Ungoliant is pretty much one of the strongest things to ever exist, right?

No, at that point Morgoth was already weakened and had spent much of his original powers while Ungoliant had been feasting on the trees and gems.
Nothing except Eru would surpass creation era Melkor in power.
Also, in the Tolkien universe ability to fight did not necessarily correlate with power, Tulkas beat Melkor in combat even though he is counted as being one of the lesser Valar while Melkor in his original state was greater than the rest of the Valar combined

Danes truly are the master race.
Viggo
Mads
NCW

Yeah exactly, nothing wrong

And here's exactly why lotr is so dear to me.

eh
just because you merricans dont have old names
my last name literally translates to "mountain to the south"

Most of us who's ancestors didn't breed it away still maintain it. Mine still dates to pre-Independence here in America, and 600 years before that to Yurop.

designated smoking room, fuckin hobbits

I don't blame him. Fantasy doesn't lend itself well to faeces, despite the medieval prevalence for it. Imagine Tolkien writing drivel like
>Sunset found Sam squatting in the garden

>Who am I, gambling?

>I don't take orders, from Orc faggots
wtf Jackson

looks like cocks are back on menu

>CRAB EYE FROM DUBLIN
Was Legolas just so hungry he blurted out his favourite dish?

yes very nice and all but did Sam ever have diarrhea?

>"Sunset found him squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up he was shitting brown water. The more he drank, the more he shat, but the more he shat, the thirstier he grew, and his thirst sent him crawling to the stream to suck up more water."

Reminder that Manwe is a pussy bitch and Feanor was right to call him out. Reminder that if it wasn't for Feanor leading the Noldori after morgoth the race of men would have fallen to Morgoth too.

>he literally did nothing wrong

Well, a lot of men did anyway and it was Eärendil,a half elf who asked Manwe for help

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Reminder that the Valar are selfish little bastards that didn't give a shit about Melkor murdering Finwe, the first High King of the Noldor, in cold blood

What was Gimli's axe policy?

another thing i am wondering is what do you think the axes smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them

>"Then turning to the herald he cried: 'Say this to Manwë Sûlimo, High King of Arda: if Fëanor cannot overthrow Morgoth, at least he delays not to assail him, and sits not idle in grief. And it may be that Eru has set in me a fire greater than thou knowest. Such hurt at the least will I do to the Foe of the Valar that even the mighty in the Ring of Doom shall wonder to hear it. Yea, in the end they shall follow me. Farewell!'"

Feanor said it to their face, and the herald didn't even deny it. Literally the best elf.

To maintain, is my main aim
Step aside while I do my dang thang
I'm knowing that y'all can't hang
To the best what I'm doin'
Ain't nothin' 'bout to change man

>History
>From an occupational surname originally belonging to a person who was a steward. It is ultimately derived from Old English stig "house" and weard "guard". As a given name, it arose in 19th-century Scotland in honour of the Stuart royal family, which produced several kings and queens of Scotland and Britain between the 14th and 18th centuries.

It's the don go let 'em know, unwettable, ahh big fish incredible
Hoo-bangin' on the white collars got a pile of dollars
Still rollin' impalas, I'm bombin' on common sense

Chicago is mine nigga hit the fence
Intense kingpin' nigga worldwide
And I bring sin when I wanna hoo-ride

What is going on?

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Fuck you too! What you wanna do?! Scrawny nigga
But I got a arsenal of automatics down to twenty-twos
Know how to use 'em, fight dirty as SHIT
I throw a grenade and all-in-one bury a CLIQUE

Ha ha this thread never gets old!
Just kidding it totally got old a long time ago

u got old lollmao

Shitposting, literally and figuratively.

Chamberpots.
Which servants take out.
You bury the shit and move the outhouse every now and then.

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Why not?

Allright, what do you think is the most KINO scene from the movies?
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Charge of the rohirrim

The speech before the charge was great

dig a deeper hole retard

Are peebottles the modern equivalent? Except its mummy who takes them away

boromir and aragorn scenes, since Boromir represents the repressed side of aragorn and manifests his internal struggle.

>One day, our paths will lead us there. And the tower guard shall take up the call: "The Lords of Gondor have returned."

Your first day on the 4chins or are just a sperg who can't read between the lines?

Also when Aragorn is offered the ring by Frodo you can see he is tempted

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>tfw

>not calling him Maura Labingi

Ian McKellan had already died at that point so there was no way to fix it.

>when you don't buy the Alan Lee hobbit edition because you want to use your imagination

I imagine I'll get it after but first time reading in years so I just wanted the plain old book

Might get the Alan Lee lotr books after though

Sam was actually their gardener

Yup, and lived in a hole rented out by Bagginses

true but most hobbits are their own gardeners, the books go over how the Baggins are like Hobbit royalty. They host the biggest birthday parties, are famous for bilbo's exploits, have a huge mansion-like estate on the highest hill, theyre basically nobles and sam is a peasant that got a job at the rich neighbor's house. When frodo and the others comes back to save the shire theyre like kings or generals and become local heroes.

It is a shame that the coming back to the shire and find out its taken over by Saruman part was left out from the films but quite understandable, the movies have enough length for 6 full films. I wonder if dividing the story in to 6 films would have been good. Probably a bit too much gamble for new line at the time, knowing how Jackson wanted all 3 films to be made at the same time and costing a lot of money with no guarantee of success

Lotr online any good?

Anyone know of the commentaries in a torrent.

Anyone that thinks Feanor did something wrong is a communist

Bilbo is the Donald Trump of Hobbiton

>This is my one hundred and eleventh-eleventy first-birthday. It's yuge. The yugest we've done. Maybe the best ever.

Slaying the teleri and burning the ships... he wasn't goob boi..
fingolfin dindu nuffin,,,

The toughest real estate mogul in Hobitton

oops meant for

The ships of the Teleri were communal property so no individual Teleri had a vested interest in properly defending them. They were undone by free riders when a capitalist competitor (Feanor) arrived.