Duke Nukem: The Movie when?

Duke Nukem: The Movie when?

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Cast? This would be very easy to fuck up.

BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

Duke Nukem as himself

It'll never top the original.
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Good plan, when do we start shooting?

>blond haired, blue eyed alpha male killing illegal aliens and objectifying women
literally never

Joey Tribbiani from friends.

Well shit. If you put it like that I want this movie to happen more than ever just to witness the autistic screeching.

Finished: When It's Done

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yeah because it's the SJWs that do all the autistic screeching here and not the NEET Sup Forumstards that reeeeeeee every time a black person gets cast in a tv show or movie.

>this exists in another universe

Oh it can
>make duke black
>duke nukem goes from problematic to #WOKEAF progressive masterpiece without any other changes

Idris Elba as Duke Nukem.

Sup Forums screeching is only here though, SJWs screech everywhere and is much more fun to watch

The screeching from both sides is entertaining as hell

Imagine my shock :^)

>Sup Forums screeching is only here
You are not paying any attention user

Young Bruce Willis or old Bruce Willis with hair.

Do you think the people casting said black people aren't aware of what they're doing though? Sometimes it so blatant it's hard to not really see what's happening. Are black French aristocrats not a giveaway?

I can see where the frustration is coming from. Hard to suspend disbelief when you can see the committee pulling the strings behind the curtain.

>filter

Arnold is too old now

duke nukem animated film with john st john voice acting

Michael Bay for Duke Nukem!