ITT: We discuss New Zealand Politics, News, Happenings and everything it means to be kiwi. Here we can laugh at abos and the rest of the world in general No Joshies allowed
>DISCUSSION POINTS >Making this a weekly thing >More community >Make memes >Start having more media presence- Farcebook, Twatter, Newspapers >More frequent threads in run-up to elections
Brit/pol/ ambassador here, what's the most based NZ party?
Jonathan Brooks
Hey brits Most based party is considered to be NZ First >Against immigration >Against foreign land ownership >Increase military spending
Julian Sanders
Pls post in thread :'(
Cooper Phillips
You got a thread-generating license for that? Threads are a very crucial part to New Zealand's shitpost economy, so we can't have anyone privatizing it :^)
Ian Hall
What would you ever do without your gum boots?
Easton Sanchez
Would probably have very wet feet
Aaron Brown
>mfw only four posters with myself included are in this general wow its like no one gives a shit about new zealand or something
Noah Murphy
This is not privatization goy, t-this is simply centralization!
Joseph Morgan
No joke I've got a pair of military spec gum boots and they crush it in the snow. Better still is everybody looks at them and can't keep from laughing as I stomp down the hallways.
Shame it rarely snows enough to break them out.
John Turner
This country is too small to care about
Are gumboots common in other parts of the world?
Daniel Watson
I fucking know. Must be a rugby game on or something >Pic related, all kiwis who arent in this general RIGHT FUCKIGN NOW
Aiden Ross
Post pics pls N-not that I'm aroused or anything
Luis Smith
Sorry, they're in a box somewhere inconvenient, and I don't have a camera anyway. They're perhaps almost half again as tall as in your pic, but I'm close to the top end of foot size you'd normally find in a store. And they're just nothing but plain sort of olive drab.
They're from my WWII grandfather. They didn't mess around with looks much back then.
Ethan Ortiz
Dropping in to say Fuck those Abo cunts taking my hard earnt cash and blowing it on grog, fuck em'
Ethan Gomez
Dont forget huffing as well
Ryder Bailey
>'Wide support for weed decriminalisation' >Based John Key says no referendum >Hippies throw a tantrum >mfw the sample size for the poll was 1023 people >Statistics
Jack Jones
I don't make the news bro, I just repost it
Jonathan Barnes
Indeed. How is South-East Australia faring?
Nicholas Kelly
I know, I'm just commenting on it
Ayden Bennett
Consider merging AUS/pol/ and NZ/pol/ for more bumps
Jack Martin
We can get good convos going, wait till 2030 NZ time
Chase Taylor
It friday though so everyone will be on the piss
Oliver Wright
>Labour-Greens gaining in polls
Normies getting pissy they can't buy a house.
>Boohoo me and Steve wanted to travel first
Fuck off wastrel.
Caleb Collins
Do you agree aus women are sluts ? Are your women as easy to game as aussies?
Aiden Bailey
Chch checking in
Fuck that we will never merge. crossposting is ok but our political systems are different.
James Price
Instead of skanky London prostitutes being sent as convicts to Aussie, we got farmers wives.
And doing after stuff before shit posting a bit later. Still learning about NZ politics from last week.
Ayden Evans
They're pretty damn slutty >Be me last night >Dragged to Dunedin club by mates >Like 30 people out of 200 that could possibly fit there >Out of the six of us, 3 were pashing girls within 5 minutes of entering >Same girls ground on all of us >(They weren't even that good, they just banged their asses against our crotch quite painfully with some random slut drops) All in all pretty fucking disgusted with my generation
Blake Ross
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS CAR??
It's fucking EVERYWHERE. Why does everyone like this car so much all of a sudden. Is it the jews?
Mason Rogers
Also posting from Dirty Dunners, you going to Agnew tomorrow?
Jaxon Perry
I don't own one but I can think of a few reasons >Small, compact and easy to park >Reasonable price range for middle class car buyer >Good fuel efficiency >"Everyone else has one so I may as well" >Looks decent
Isaac Torres
Who the fuck isn't?
Zachary Anderson
Suzuki swifts are never okay to own
Christopher White
Hopefully freshers
Justin Stewart
Too late, lots of freshers at my hall already know about it. There should be a sign reading "Fuck off freshers" at the north end of the Street
Jack Miller
What car do you own??
Asher Hernandez
NELSON SKINHEAD'S REPORTING IN!!!!
Aiden Thomas
Audi A4 exactly like pic related
Ethan Gomez
1996 Subaru Outback pic related
Thomas Lopez
This is my woman attractor.
Brayden Campbell
please report out, you're making us look bad
Nolan Richardson
>“I just want to get this off my chest so I’m writing this here. I am what people typically call a 1.5 generation Asian immigrant- I moved to NZ when I was just a little kid and grew up here. I had most of my primary, and all of my secondary and tertiary education in Auckland. I studied, got my job based on my degree, paid back my student loans and continued to work hard. But having graduated from the safety net of university, I finally started to witness racism in its raw and ugly state that is so deeply embedded in this society."
Would pull over for suspicious activity, you and every coconut have one of these
nice delorean
Probably arab
Leo Turner
Yeah but they're called wellies in the UK.
Leo Lewis
What did the ricer think was gonna happen? He isn't the first gook to come over here.
Zachary Cook
>It doesn’t matter to them that NZ has been my home for the last 20 years.
No. It should have been your home for the last 100 years.
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
Gavin Moore
Implying Auckland has anything to do with NZ. It's literally a cancer.
Joseph Barnes
NZ expat here, been living in the UK for a decade and it really feels like the fires are rising over here. What about NZ? I didn't feel anything last time I visited but it was only for a week. Is NZ still too comfy for that sort of thing?
Jack Garcia
Still way too comfy. No fires, but anti-chink, anti poo and anti-wog sentiment is rising. People in my hall, 18-20 year old millennials openly went "durka durka" when some muslim bitch gave some speech.
Jose Morris
>openly went "durka durka"
Amongst themselves? I want to see them grab a megaphone and do that on campus if they think they've got balls. They'd be kicked out pretty quickly.
Jordan Stewart
Who is more racist? Us or them
Andrew Campbell
Back in the north island I got pulled over once or twice but theres so many in Dunedin with white drivers that the cops are chill about it
Lucas Long
Yeah just among themselves, and giggled away. Not to mention that everyone is aware of the noodle jew's kikery and complete economic dominance. So many students here in Dunedin admit to just getting away from the colored hordes
Xavier Cruz
Sorry, as red-blooded British-Irish as you can get
Lincoln Rogers
Havelock North checking in, water's still fucked
Connor Cruz
Damn it i forgot the picture to go with the post. Focusing on two things sorry lads
Her parents brought her to exploit the healthcare, education, and lifestyles of kiwis. Pretty sure its a female BTW
I implied no such thing. just posted for some bants m8
oh shit, that's a new development. We heard about the contamination pretty quick so noone in our household got sick.
Come to think of it, I live in a pretty much exclusively white neighbourhood. Nice.
Luis Ward
Steps to fix New Zealand:
1) only let people who can pass a driving test leave Auckland 2) burn down Auckland
Jose Bell
They buy them m8 for vely good pry, not muk dowla.
Colton Taylor
>What did Zer mean by this?
Jaxon Jones
Is that to say Dunedin is more white than up north? I was strongly considering moving there already
Easton Collins
White man, come home. Dunedin is the white man's enclave, except for a smattering of local maori and chink/poo/wog students who usually fuck off to Auckland anyway.
>tfw your local fish and chip shop was sold to chinks and is now shit tier
Alexander Peterson
i think that's settled it for me then
Ethan Wood
It's cold as fuck in winter, though the houses are usually equipped to handle it.
Grayson Bell
Nice bants, should never have doubted you lads. Godspeed
Joshua Anderson
Should I vote for Winnie or Labour?
Really scratching my head for this election, Andrew Little is based but half his party are progressive retards who could oust him anytime
Jeremiah Moore
I would say its upwards of 85% white
Thomas Jenkins
GAS THE POLITICIANS. NZ REICH NOW.
Ethan Jones
Labour is a fake, slightly more liberal National. Green is better but unclever. With your choices, I'd choose Winnie. What are his social issues stances, enviromental and economic stances again?
Brandon Hughes
Labour are just pretending with their current flirting with anti-immigration policy. Give them any power and they'd open the gates even wider.
I don't trust Winnie not to hop into bed with national though.
I mean I love the guy but he's slimy as fuck
Nathan Perez
IF YOU CAN'T FUCKING DRIVE, WHY ARE YOU ON THE ROAD?
THIS IS FUCKING GROSS NEGLIGENCE.
Jacob Miller
Hold on a second, did NZ also fell for the IMMIGRANTS ARE GOOD meme?
David Peterson
i love the cold, auckland is too fucking hot
Isaiah Davis
Besides all the shitskins I fucking love this country.
Elijah Myers
Are labour really better than National? I remember the days of Helengrad. If you all vote NZ First it will cause a reaction in the other parties even if Winnie doesn't win. Just look at UKIP 1 fucking seat but they've really put the shitters on the old parties.
Jaxon Sanchez
The govt pushes it hard.
Connor Taylor
>ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Also you cunts heard we have our own national sorry day for the land wars now.
God fuck.
Tyler Young
REMINDER THAT NZ IS 74.0% WHITE.
Andrew Powell
New Zealand has been in the control of neoliberal scum since the eighties unfortunately.
If only pic related had won the election against that fat hippy traitor Lange our shit wouldn't be so fucked
Also Think Big was successful in the long term before any of you mouthy faggots try to shittalk him
Thomas Murphy
nice. >tfw not whitey
Evan Perry
After living in Dunedin for two years I always take a month to re-adjust to north island temperatures
I though that the govt said no?
Winston is great from the point of view that he keeps everyone on their toes
