Chris Evans was the best thing to happen to the cinematic Marvelverse

Chris Evans was the best thing to happen to the cinematic Marvelverse.

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>cinematic
>Marvelverse
pick one

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No, that would be the Russo Brothers.

Evans was great casting though. I actually agree with every casting decision they've made (except I think Black Panther should have been older and played by Djimon Hounsou, even though the actor they went with did a decent job)

Fun fact: Whatsherface touching his boob was a genuine surprize reaction for seeing Chris naked and so buffed.

Lucky lady. Though that would be many people's reaction to seeing him topless and so buff, fucking hell he's so hot.

He really is

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>hire all these Chrises
>they're all hot as fuck

I don't know how they did it but I thank them every day.

She's so thirsty
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This had to be deliberate. Look at how his boobs spill over the top of the red-and-white part.

No training Montague in captain 1 ruins a lot.
Instead they have the jew rub in your face that war is about money

Damn she's hot.

>tfw there will never be a leaked sex video of her and Chris Evans ending with him filling her with cum while she screams in orgasmic bliss

Lets not forget the original Chris.

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>This had to be deliberate
You just can't contain such boobage

chris evans is fucking small. he's even said in interviews he's not big and Marvel has ways of making him look huge. He just wears tight clothes so his muscles stick out and they make sure not to stand him beside anyone that is super muscular. He looks like a average 6/10 gym rat at best.

Nor such assage. Evans is perfect in every way.

Damn for someone who talks this much shit you must be huge right?

>someone claimed Hayley Atwell was gay in another thread
>4 videos of Hayley Atwell talking about Chris Evans being jacked up

Chris Evans turns lesbian women straight CONFIRMED.

>talk
>shit

what are you, a high school girl?

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Will you cry when he dies in "Avengers 4"?

Will I cry when an annoying liberal bites it? No.

Japan certainly loves Chris' tits.

How to get pecs like that?

holy fuck, he didn't skip leg day, didn't he?

@85839747
I certainly wouldn't cry if you trolling Sup Forumstards all dropped dead.

oh my lord is there a bucky?

There's a lot of Cap/Bucky that focuses on Bucky and Cap's pecs.

ha gaaaaay!!

You just know that's probably exactly what went down between those two on at least some of those Marvel sets. I always thought they seemed thirsty as hell for each other, and it seemed to each a peak a couple of years ago when Atwell was really active on Twitter. She even went to visit him on set of the last Cap movie that she wasn't even in and took a bunch of pics with him in his trailer.

And let's not forget
>Dominic Cooper has threatened to shame Hayley Atwell by releasing saucy joke footage they filmed between takes on the set of Captain America: The First Avenger.
>The British actress and her co-stars made their own version of superhero porn to amuse themselves while waiting for the cameras to roll.
>But Atwell, who plays Captain America's love interest in the blockbuster, is terrified Cooper will embarrass her by uploading the racy footage online.
>She tells Nylon magazine, "We got up to a lot of mischief on set. There was a lot of waiting around, so he'd get out his iPhone and make videos of the characters when they think they're not being watched. Like (my character) Peggy Carter giving Captain America a blowjob in the cockpit of the plane.
>"I spoke to Dominic yesterday and he threatened to put the video on YouTube."

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>someone claimed Hayley Atwell was gay
Nothing but wishful thinking I'm sure.

He can't release it. He could be sued by Disney for damages to their brand (characters).

Unless he labels it as parody.

Somebody needs to get this footage for us immediately

It's not harder to be bigger than that tiny faggot. If I wore tight shirts that don't fit, I guarantee you that I'd look bigger.

flex harder next time manlet

Fuck off faggot, I'm natty and I'm way bigger than that roided up pussy.

so.... this is.. the power... of SS + GOMAD.... woah

>Flexing as hard as he can
>Still no visible muscle
Lmao

Why are you so angry about Chris Evans being buff?

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They're also all balding/have had hair transplants

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breaths in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Evans got genuinely roided out for the first captain america movie. He's cooled it since then, probably for medical reasons. Christian Bale did the same as Batman. He got huge in the first one, took it easy on the next two

I need to update this, but part of me doesn't want to because he is losing it slowly.

Source on this?

Evans tiddies or Cavill tiddies?

>obligatory

Reality is the source on this

I love this mindset people have that anyone who has any kind of muscles only got them through steroids. And it's usually Americans with this mindset, which is telling.

Oh, you're talking about the "roided out" part of what I said. It could have just been HGH, I didn't literally mean steroids.

I don't expect actors to ever confirm hair transplants publically either, but that shit is also obvious as hell if you have eyes

>And it's usually Americans with this mindset
Because europoors don't lift at all bunch of pansies.

I'm not an expert on identifying people who use steroids, can you explain how Chris Evans obviously stuck himself full of needles and shrank his nuts for the role?

>ywn get ridden hard by Hayley Atwell while she's fully dressed as Peggy Carter and insists that you only call her "Agent" or "m'am"
Chris Evans is a lucky motherfucker

>ywn fuck Hayley Atwell missionary while Chris Evans humps you from behind

Holy fuck, imagine being sandwiched between those two sets of tits.

My boner is imagining it.

>her breasts smushed against your chest
>his pecs pressed against your back

May be testosterone related. High muscle mass raises the fuck out of T levels. T causes hair loss. I believe the BMI low enough to show off their muscles also means low estrogen, which I believe means even higher T than if they just had the muscle in addition to normal bodyfat levels.

Easy, autist.

HGH isn't even technically a steroid. There are also steroids that are not administered via ass needle, and doses that don't shrink your nuts.

What movie is this is from? I genuinely don't remember this scene.

Avengers and it's a deleted scene

the thing that shrinks your nuts is if you don't cycle off it. If your body gets used to high doses of artificial testosterone, it stops producing test naturally, leading to tiny balls. It will also make you grow bitch tits because your body starts producing excess estrogen as a side effect of the large test boosts.

This can be countered with estrogen blockers though. Being a roid head can be expensive.

Best end credits scene

Chris Evans is just a whiny faggot who only got buff for a couple of mediocre movies, he thinks he's special because he plays pretend for a living

The Chad ___

But how do you really feel?

So like all actors and actresses, then.

DCucks in full force today I see.

On Bale or Evans? For Bake look at his transformation from The Machinist to Batman Begins. Which took place months in between each other. If that's not proof of roids i dont know what is.

A strict regime of exercise and diet and training can do it, too. That's how Christipher Reeves bulked up for Superman.

Also, did Toby McGuire drink roids for his role as Spiderman?

Oh Captain, my Captain

>chris evans will never breastfeed you

>you will never pleasure Chris by nursing his big pecs

His delts look roughly the same size as my 90 pound girlfriend's delts

Why do so many insecure guys go into threads about actors and berate their builds so much?

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>t. button dicked fedora

It's a survival technique, they push it on others so they don't have to constantly face the wreck of their own lives.

Shit, that sounds fedory.

>any other Sup Forums thread: "niggerniggernigger trump for you"
>shitposting about capeshit: "oh let me intellectually break down what's happening here on a psychological level"

neck yourself

Older T'Challa wouldn't have worked. He's just becoming Black Panther.

Says the one throwing a fit over actors having better bodies than you.

>clapping at a movie
what the fuck is it with americans?

Insecurity. The appropriate response is to mire, but they don't value themselves enough to feel comfortable valuing someone else.

Wait we have girls in Sup Forums or just ultra homos?

trump for you nigger