B...but we turned the lead character black

B...but we turned the lead character black

Please upvote my analogy of dark tower and black dick before anyone else. Thanks

Not everything is about your boring identity politics.

Lefties BTFO

deadpool 2 is next

>getting pushed out the media
>getting pushed out of education
>getting pushed out of the arts

Mass SJW suicides coming.

I take it you've not seen the state of Sony pictures recently.
For the record, the miscasting is only the most obvious one of the many mistakes, not the worst by a long shot

>dark tower is clearly a penis on the movie poster
Oh gee another movie about toxic masculinity written by a WHITE MALE is bad even with a black washed main character. You can't shoehorn in diversity. It has to be a central theme of your movie.

The character skin color choice doesn't matter at all outside Sup Forums, but apparently this movie is just bad.

Am I the only one who doesn't even like Idris Alba that much? He was great on The Wire and disappointing in any other thing I've seen him in

Since normies don't like Denzel anymore he's the best serious black actor in Hollywood so of course he's everyone's go to.

It matters to anyone who wanted a faithful adaptation to the book. There were major plot points about Roland being white in the novels.

>The character skin color choice doesn't matter at all outside Sup Forums, but apparently this movie is just bad.
oh sweetie you are so naive

No one likes him, he's a meme.

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dos scoopos

You have to go back.

Post said major plot points

His entire relationship with Susannah and her Detta personality, the latter of which is a really, really pissed off black woman that hates white people and actively works to sabotage him throughout the first half of the storyline

There's Susannah dean being a white hating Black woman with MPD whos other personality hates Roland for being white.

fuck off to reddit if you don't like it

Maybe they wanted to mix things up so she hates blacks now

based

When even the (((race))) that spends most of its free time fantasizing about torturing and killing white people doesn't like this movie, then it must really, really fucking suck.