>Police say that a woman watching the movie with her children at the Xscape Movie Theater on Route 9 witnessed the suspect with his hands down his pants, which were unbuttoned and unzipped. She told police that the man was seated alone in the back row of the theater.
Which one of you fucks did it?
newjersey.news12.com
shadman exposed
It was probably TJ Miller
Cloister!
Luckily Boogie2988 is in hospital and has a watertight alibi.
lmao that was me, was just scratching my balls tho
this
lets not fool ourselves we know /ourguy/ Cloister did it
That's clearly MovieBlob
>Police say that a woman watching the movie with xer children
Get it right, CIS scum
Ask the weebshit boards they're the ones who get aroused by cartoons.
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>implying Sup Forums is not a container board with the worst of the rest of 4chen
>you can't pleasure yourself in a movie theater in America
LMAO LAND OF THE """"""FREE"""""" (SLAVES)
If those heathens allowed outside food in the theatre we wouldn't be forced to sneak food in our thigh holsters. I sometimes grunt when I bite into a Wendy's Spicy Asiago Chicken Club, get over it. The full cinema experience includes a full satisfied belly.
>someone found emojis pleasurable
It was that fucker Rich Evans
what the hell? dude was probably holding his balls while watching the movie. There's nothing comfier than that. fucking dumb paranoid moms desu
I mean ... all of us have done this, it's just that he got caught.
Mike Stoklasa really let himself go
Looks like we got another one for the board.
He's the hero we need, but not the hero we deserve.
Shadman
Based cloister