This ice cream here, do you always serve it frozen?

>This ice cream here, do you always serve it frozen?
>Yes, Chef
>Fuck me...

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>these eggs, did you lay them yourself?
>No, chef.
>Fucking hell...

"What does that fucking sign outside say?"

>cold, bland, tasteless, what is this?
>It's tap water
>And you serve this?
>It comes free with every meal
>Jesus Christ

>this carpaccio seems undercooked
>yes chef it's raw
>you fucking donkey

So are you just making this joke because you think frozen food is completely acceptable.
>dude he way overreacts to frozen food lmao.
Yeah when I go out and spend 20 dollars on a plate of food I don't want frozen shit marked up 1000% and defrosted in a microwave because I could've just done it at home in my underwear for a couple dollars in a minute.

>*spits food out onto plate*
>That that was absolutely dreadful
>Is there something wrong?
>Yes, I would like to speak to the chef, where is he?
>h-he's in the kitchen
>Fuck me...

>THAT'S WHY YOU LOOSE MONEY
>*beep* me

>This soup you've brought me, did you know it's fucking cold?
>Yes chef, it's gazpacho
>My God...

WAKE UP
YOU WAKE UP

>BULLSHIT

>man serves him food
>"fucking hell, that took a long time didn't it?"

>woman serves him food
>"thank you darling"

>It's a Chef Ramsay attempts to save a failing restaurant, only for the owner to revert back to their old ways and close it down months later, episode.

This. I never eat out unless I'm going to a high end place, or a dive bar for wings and pizza

Mid tier restaurants are a scam, giving the notion of decent food (which is frozen and reheated) at an affordable price (which is marked up at least 5x)

>WHY DON'T YOU PUT ON A LITTLE MAKE-UP?

CHAD

>"and these? Are these, fucking hell, it's raw. Look, taste this, and you serve that here?"
>"Yes, Chef. It's Sushi"
>"Oh God..."

>frozen shit marked up 1000% and defrosted in a microwave
What the fuck, is this actually a thing in America?

Hotel Hell actually has a really high success rate like 80% or something. It might fall a bit in a few years but it's quite impressive

that's nice user but some people do have friends and relationships

>this building were in, did you build it yourself or buy it?
>bought it sir
>fucking hell

it makes sense, when you get featured on one of the most popular reality tv shows around, youre bound to get all sorts of attention, for better or worse.

Steak tartare
Look at that. It's raw.
*Bleep* me...

>Ma'am?
>Yes chef
>What's with the sharp knives in my table?
>They're for ea-
>*intentionally cuts his finger*
>Fuck me... You gotta be kidding me
>*restaurant's ratings go down 50%*

"Hey arsehole, you know that fruit salad you served me?"
"Y-yes chef?"
"It was fucking RAW!!!"
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it's what spoons does in the uk

not really mid tier

>what's your name?
>Babe
>I know you're a babe but what's your name?

How is he this fucking smooth?

It's more common than you would think. We're talking about a country whose diet mostly consists of fast food made of low grade ingredients and t.v. dinners, do you think their palate can distinguish the difference between freshly made and microwaved?

>Here's your order sir
>My order? what was that tasteless dreadful thing i ate earlier
>a...napkin?
>For fucks sake, tell the chef it was awful

>man doesn't know how to cook
>"Go fuck yourself out of my fucking restaurant, you dozy fuck!"

>woman doesn't know how to cook
>"C'mere, luv. Get in my kitchen I'll show ya how a man does it."

>*camera points at some soup Gordon spilled*
>Oh my fucking god...
>Right, big boy, what's up with the soup stains?
>You just spilled that chef
>Now you're putting it on me, fuck me...
>*camera points at turd in the ground Gordon just laid*
>You gotta be kidding me

Television kino

I can't do this! It's just making it dirtier!

That part is so hilarious while also just being incredibly sad and pitiable. Really happy that things worked out for those guys, they seemed good at heart.

Which doesn't seem to work for places featured on Kitchen Nightmares

>You fucking donkey!

only in fast food

got me

tweedle dee and tweedle dum actually seemed like they really wanted to improve

open, chef

gordan wants that tuna casserole
dish if you know what im saying

>Let's just hope it stays that way until the end of the program...

Were those guys legit autistic?

I've worked in enough restaurants to know it's more than fast food that does it here. Luckily these places don't last long, and word of mouth will spread quickly.

Where do I start if I want to get into Ramsaykino?

boiling point, he is a vicious cunt to his staff

kitchen nightmares US to see how bad it gets
kitchen nightmares UK to see what that show's like when not tailored to americans

Just go on a kitchen hell / hotel hell / recipe Youtube 5 minute clip binge to get you up to speed. You'll get a picture of why this man is a walking meme. Then, if you want to start with a classic, just go with kitchen nightmares. If you want something more modern and you don't mind 2 other meme chefs, just go masterchef USA season 1.

Play 5 minute recipe clips in between to keep a nice mix and make sure to learn all of the different meems and mannerisms. You just entered a world of television kino

Oh grow up Mr Gazpacho

Just remembered that Hotel Hell episode with the basket witch

i hate this cunt

Kek

Only sashimi is raw you fucking nugget.

God I fucking love Ramsey threads.

Stay gold ponyboys.

Episode is pure, utter, unbridled Kino

i hated that episode, it's obvious she wasn't all there mentally and was only operating her house as a hotel because her family told her to

should've just closed it and let her turn the house into a proper witch's cottage

One time I saw someone order curry at a restaurant and saw someone in the kitchen pull out one of those instant curry pouches. Needless to say that place did close down soon after

well I guess its easier to maintain bedrooms than it is a fully functioning restaurant. I mean even if I was at a hotel I'd eat out instead

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>what should I avoid?
>'these three things'
Wow I've been here 5 mins and the head waiter is already telling me what to avoid
>this wrap is too wet
>it's fucking DRY

The American version of this is so weird.

He always exaggerates how bad the food is and I think the people are probably instructed to make it bad on purpose (in addition to things like their kitchens being filthy) otherwise the show wouldn't have anything to work with.

All of the drama is just for TV and heavily edited, most of the restaurant owners are in on it and mostly want him there for the free overhaul of their decorations and cooking equipment.

"Redemption" points or not, why would you ever purposely make your kitchen criminally filthy just for tv publicity highlighting your stupidity and ineptitude?

I don't know but I refuse to believe they all just walk into blindly. They know Ramsay is coming to do the show and they must have seen that he checks the kitchens.

"This spaghetti, it was wet"
"Yes that's the sauce"
"Wow, just look, it's like piss as I tip it on the floor"

What the FUCK was their problem?

Some kind of serious personality disorder, on a level that was impressive even for reality TV.

Phrases ramsay is fond of repeating
>like a dog's dinner
>reminds me of my granddad's funeral
>looks like it's already been chewed
>look at all that grease, it's just swimming
>dry shards of chicken

Nigga what?

what episode is this?

>I AM THE MOBSTER HERE NOT YOU

I've gotten into Ramsay's shows recently.

Holy fuck they are so overproduced. The music, the editing. Feels so manipulative and phony. But they're very watchable.

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>OUR CAKES ARE NOT CRAP THEY'RE DELICIOUS

mafia crime family money laundering op.

>just touch that, its overcooked. dont be scared its fucking dead
>WAKE UP
>hey, big boy

currently going through hells kitchen s14. the worst offenders are the bits at the end. "next week" etc.

half the shit they showed didnt actually happen, i was very fucking confused

>it's filthy! you'll kill somebody!

Pretty much this. That Sammy guy was shady as fuck.

>that one episode where all of the food sucks except for this nice old lady's dessert and Gordon keeps hitting on her for the rest of the episode making her spill spaghetti for all of her camera time
I think that's the only time he actually liked something, too

>un fucking believable
>I DONT GET IT??
>you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. GEDOUTT

>dear oh dear
>body hell
>fuck me
>*overly dramatic gagging*
>when was this cooked?
>bland, overcooked, dry, soggy
>yes my darling

The ultimate kino is when he goes through the walk in

>The ultimate kino is when he goes through the walk in

what are you referring to?

For real?

What does Sup Forums think of Bar Rescue?

Basically the same thing but more trash. The host sometimes gets in fights.

>I DONT GET IT??
this is definitely an underrated one, sometimes followed by "help me!"

She didn't really "destroy" anything

because women are children and there's no point getting mad at children for not knowing how to cook

when he checks out their walk in freezers and fridges and stuff, it's always some degree of rotten or moldy

and he really gets in there and scrapes the mold out just to show it off

PAN
Nice and Hot.

A slight nutty flavor

What else are gordon wordkinos?

Watch the UK versions

which episode

Wew

I wish Gordon could have inspected Jeffrey Dahmer's house

It's like a mosaic of semen

Do you always defrost ice cream in a microwave?

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>BOI! C'MERE
>y-yessir
>this memes, are they fresh?
>they are reposted from 9gag
>...fuck me

Any time he pauses and says "in"

Carrots - in
Celery - in

And right...in the oven
Skin nice and crispy
Let your knife do the work
Just a thin glaze
"the most beautiful"

The gross out refrigerator scenes

how could I forget "Crispy Cracklin'"

>That one japanese guy from the Sushi Ko episode who didn't think mayonnaise ever had to be refrigerated, even after opening

>this is the Baked Ziti with Fire Roasted Tomatoes, sir
>the fire, did you start it yourself?
>no the fire came frozen
>fucking plonker