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THE HOOOOOOOOR IS PREGNANT

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S T A N N I S

Why didn't he protect his bastards? He must have known some of the whores he fucked were pregnant

lmao

Because Robb named Jon the KITN your fucking idiot. They will not give a shit about Stannis and if Rickon is alive he's only like five. Jon is the legitimate king to them once they get that will.

That has to be trolling, right?

bookfags btfo

absolutely disgusting

Reminder that dragonglass is being retconned to also kill wights.

What are the major plotpoints GRRM told D&D, /got/?
I'm betting on
>R+-L=J
>Daenerys loses a dragon to the Others/Others have a dragon
>CotF are responsible somehow for the Others
>Hold the door
>BwB turning northward to fight the Others

I believe Stannis said it best. Robert liked making children well enough, but once they were born, they were a bother.

>He is gradually getting away

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damn

if you think you can do better than r/eddit, here's the template

how fast does bad pussy decay?

Shireen getting burned, they immediately used GRRM as a shield that episode even though its not Stannis that will do it.

>implying Robert ever gave a fuck about anything
if it isn't crying about lyanna, drinking or whoring, it's not relevant

This is who the show is targeted to

Can we make this the next OP?

hold the door, nothing else.

>dany loses dragons
No one ever thought her dragons would survive to the end, that's dumb as fuck from a writing perspective.

>BwB ever moving north
lol did you forget about Lady Stoneheart?

Is Cogman ok?

He's right tho

Of course. It means the character behaves exactly the same way they always have even after revelations that should have made them change their mind, or to put them back in the exact same spot they were several seasons ago.

grrm never commented on it

The one true ship, Jonerys

>lol did you forget about Lady Stoneheart?
I actually did. Maybe they get tired of murdering Freys and Lannisters and move north after getting rid of zombie Cat.

He knows deep inside the show is turning too shit but he can't admit himself that, because it's his whole life now.

>if it isn't crying about lyanna
Even that was just his ego and butthurt, he didn't give a shit about her.

I know, but DnD said GEORGE TOLD US in the inside the episode

I'll say what's one everybody's mind, but "anyone can die xD" is the worst thing that has happened to this show (except D&D running out of material). People don't realize it, but only a very specific crowd of people actually did die, and it was the ones who made retarded mistakes, and their death felt earned at least.

Robb was a dumb political leader, thus cue him dying. Ned was retarded by trying to be honorable, thus cue him dying. Joffrey got everyone embittered against him, thus cue him dying. But what I'm trying to say is that you could always see it coming, which is why the "so unexpected :O!" shit has no bearing. And now we have D&D bowing to the fans killing off characters in ways that make no sense, until only the uninteresting characters are left.

They first need to accomplish their mission. Lady stoneheart or not, they have a duty to the people, and it has nothing to do with The Others.

what a crybaby

>only the uninteresting characters are left

The Hound's gonna live to the end, though

>I'll have the boys butcher a goat
Excuse me but how did Jorah become part of the Dothraki? How did he become so respected?

All we know is that he's there because he was ran out Westeros for selling slaves

If I were them, I'd be blaming the fat man as well.

grrm probably tricked them so see if they would do it

to see if the writers were madmen

First for suave pirate dude

What did he mean by this?

He hasn't been ok since he came to /got/ four years ago

>What are the major plotpoints GRRM told D&D, /got/?
Cleganebowl, nothing else.

what's that? Its written like shit

Is this guy a fucking retard?
In fact, everyone who uses this "lots of time can pass in between scenes" excuse needs to fuck off.

If you're a filmmaker it's your responsibility to actually CONVEY they time has passed between scenes using visuals, if not just incorporating it into the dialogue. If a character is standing in the exact same room, which hasn't changed at at all, in the exact same outfit, with not even the slightest change to their appearance and no dialogue expressing a passage of time, why would you be surprised that the average viewer is wondering what the hell is happening?

And you know what, this is ultimately moot, because Cersei lays out a timetable with the Iron Bank rep. A FORTNIGHT
THIS ALL HAPPENED IN A FORTNIGHT

I'm not sure I understand.

That show scene GRRM wrote was perfect. He spends 14 years crying about a dead girl because he didn't get to tap the wolf pussy.
He's Dany's guard, so of course he at least has to know a couple of things about dothrakis. He is also an accomplished fighter and they respect brute force and skills.

Won't they have him dying to "muh make up for my misdeeds"?

>how did the excellent fighter become so respected in a tribe where they use force and martial prowess to determine who leads

Gee, dunno.

Daily reminder there will be no more rape scenes in got thanks to Sansa.

which cast members fucked?
do you think they have orgies sometimes?

Yeah. People confuse "characters whose position in the plot as a 'good' or 'bad' guy are not invincible in the narrative" with "L I T E R A L L Y anyone can die no matter the circumstances!!".

I wish a grumkin would pop out of the dragonglass mine, grab jon snow and drag him deep into the mines and out of the story with no explanation. I mean, that would be a twist, right? And afterwords, dany could have a stroke mid her yas queen speech and remain paralyzed for the rest of the series. I mean, come on, anything could happen, it's game of thrones!

Reminder that the battle scene in episode 2 was shot at half-speed then sped up

Why would he protect his bastards?

When have they ever seen him fight? Who has he fought? Who are his 'boys' who he supposedly commands?

Interview with NCW.

How great would it be if some actual competent directors made a series about the adventures of Ned and Robert during the rebellion?

Whatever happens, I hope Barristan Selmy gets a decent ending and not what we got in the show.

But I thought they stormed Casterly rock and High Garden in the day time?

>Not to mention the death of all those Fort Knights.....

Lena Headey and Pedro Pascal for sure.

movie by villeneuve pls

>I WAS RAPED
What did she mean by this?

can we all agree this was the best night king?

the new one looks like he's high as fuck desu.

jesus fucking christ do we need to have this conversation in every fucking thread?
please don't take the bait guys

>And you know what, this is ultimately moot, because Cersei lays out a timetable with the Iron Bank rep. A FORTNIGHT
>THIS ALL HAPPENED IN A FORTNIGHT
Wait fucking really?

I'd pay to see Cersei btfo YAS KWEEN.

As if further proof was needed that The Red Wedding ruined the show, massive spike in normie viewership + OC pandering

Where do sea people store their horses? Or they just bring those horse things with them and put them on the horse they get?

ITT: The show's target audience

Dohraki don't respect metal men, they don't give a single fuck about how good of a fighter you are.

We also get a hint that either Daenerys has been sitting in Dragonstone for weeks or even months before sending Yara out with the Sneks, or it took them that amount of time to find out what happened to Yara, as Jon Snow was there when she found out. There is a third option, and that's that Jon got from Winterfell to Dragonstone in a couple of days.

[citation still needed on that qoute]

When he defended Dany? Shit, even before that they knew he was an armoured knight, which means he's something like a rich sellsword that they deal with all the time, which they respect because it's only sellswords and the Unsullied that can stop them. He instantly got more respect than Viserys ever got, for example, because he actually shows up armed.

No more rape scenes in any HBO show ever*

Ned's death ruined this show

>what is google

they ride sea horses.

>they don't give a single fuck about how good of a fighter you are.
>being this fucking retarded

>scoffing at the idea of people riding around
Didn't Season 1 revolve for like a third of the runtime on the royal escort riding down south? Way to betray your own show's style.

>when he defended Dany?
The 'I'll have the boys butcher a goat' happens before he defends Dany.

wow, was the backlash really that big?

Sums up my thoughts exactly
It's so refreshing to get a show so terribly written that you can't predict what anyone will do because their actions deny common sense reasoning and the laws of physics
I mean, sure, the entire season's plot was leaked so we know exactly what's gonna happen. But what keeps me watching is seeing how it happens. And even still, the leaks are so unbelievable that you really do need to see it with your eyes to believe it

All in all, this is possibly the greatest television of all time

>if i can find it on google it's true
>i don't know how search engines work
>everything on internet is true

I want to ________ the queen

>doesn't know how to fact check
Then it doesn't matter if anyone gives you source, you have no reason to believe it, since this is the internet.

eat

it's well know fact
maybe i should change my question

which cast members do you think fucked?

So are all of the unsullied dead now? Or did Grey Worm and some of them escape from Euron

Exile

...

Probably the ugliest royal female in the show tbch

My memory was hazy, hence why I included the latter part of that post.

kek
>being this autistic

You know I don't find it extremely difficult to believe that the guy tagging along as Dany and Viserys' bodyguard/translator gets certain privileges, like literally saying to some Dothraki "The Khaleesi is hungry for something other than horse, do you have any other meat?"

Of all the extremely retarded shit being brought to us by DABID and Dan, nitpicking about something from S1 that isn't even weird at all is really fucking stupid to me.

>get's married
>ensue consummation
>falls in love
>if it weren't for these events she wouldn't be in her current position
>still plays the victim

Dishonest cunt

fuck

DUDE IM EVIL

Euron hasn't attacked them yet


They're just hanging out there and will have to walk back to dragonstone

A smile that could melt even the cuntiest of hearts