Scarlett Johansson appreciation thread

Scarlett Johansson appreciation thread

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ZIONIST JEWISH DWARF.

Is that pic from 2006?

she is ugly as fuck.
>had to get a body double for GitS


somebody post her nudes, shes a fucking FRIDGE

Stupid skank with a bitch voice who can't act to save her life. Dismissed.

Sweaty armpit

ever noticed how bitches with no real hips wear these belts to simulate them?
fucking Fridge bodied woman should be shot in the face.

sex

actually it was a CGI body.

That's the best, you Mexican gook

I saw "The Island" again on tv last night. I forgot how legit good it was. Scarjo in this movie is redonkulous. The Bayman really knows how to make women look their best.

I wonder what her hairy pusy smells like

WAS THIS HER PORN CASTING SHOOT

SHE IS PURE SEX

no this was

>YFW PRIME SCARJO WANTED TO GET HER PRIME TITS OUT BUT BAY REFUSED FOR THE PG13 RATING

HIS ONLY UNFORGIVABLE SIN

I would love to believe this. But I think it's just a anecdote.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

looks good tbqh. Stop using porn as your metric.

her pusy needs a succ

>implying you've ever been with a girl remotely as pretty as that
Who are you even trying to fool?

she has a solid core
i like those hip bones

I fucked girls who were hotter than that.

not everyone here is an ugly manlet.

I WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

If she got another boobjob she'd be fine

would cum in her pussy if you catch my drift

would fuck her anus until I jizzed, do you know what I am saying

tho she didn't had a hole in that movie

3/10

Well, her boobs are a tad sad because of her surgery but that butt, back, and very eatable pussy are all pretty god tier.

JUST

Sup Forums BTFO

PLAIN

QUICK! post the Lucy spreading on the chair scene and the one from som romcom where the camera goes up from beneath the schooldesk and showing her pusy and small skirt!

build like a Linebacker

DYKECUT WAS A MISTAKE

GAS THE SHORTHAIRS FEMININITY WAR NOW

You don't wear fake shoulders?
I always do.

ScarJo was top tier when she was younger and had some weight to her, had it all.

She leaned down and worked out a lot and had a kid and it just totally fridged her body.

She's wearing that belt around her waist user

Do you know how hips work?

Someone post the webm of her strutter her ass around the crew of iron man 2 I think

pressing her bellyfat together so it looks like she has curves.

>give them pornstar makeup/hairstyles
>enhance contrast and soften everything a bit

It's not rocket science, Bay is just the only one who actually employs the technique.

It's kinda like those Amateur Allure videos, where they fool you into thinking the girls are gorgeous.

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>pornstar makeup
what does that mean?

i've seen those images of porn people without makeup and them looking not the same at all, but how exactly is that different from normal makeup?

lol

request that webm of her kissing some other girl in early 00s

Another film the plebs of r/tv/ could never understand.

What did he mean by this?

BUTT SEX
FOOT SEX
HAND SEX
MOUTH SEX
VAGINA SEX
ALL THE SEX

SEX

youtube.com/watch?v=tf6qIpzrT5M
She's never going to have tits like this again

This is what porn will do to your brain, lads. She is gorgeous.

What movie is this from?

Biel does it better

wew lad

no she is not, 4/10 at best.

>She will NEVER fuck you with a strap on

jdimsa

Show me your personal 10 and at least 4 guys will laugh at you.

Biel detected.

Honestly the boobs being slightly asymmetrical is the only flaw. I like what I see

Show me an 8+/10.

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better ask Justin

What did they mean by this?

She's way past her prime, there's nothing left to appreciate.

Haha imagine Biel raping Jane Levy with a huge strapon and going hard like this, pulling her hair biting her neck etc. Would've been funny

It's almost as if they were interchangeable

just fuck my shit up hollywood

What are they laughing about?

I bet she fucks like a minx

why her?

She's naked under those clothes.

Underneath all my clothes I'm naked too.

Scarlett was her best in Lost in Translation.

sombody post already that schoolgirl costumed webm