Dr. Drew Pinsky, a famous doctor recently revealed that Hillary probably suffered brain damage and is receiving substandard medical care "from the 1950's" that could potentially see her pull out of the first debate.
There are also suspicions that Clinton will alter the debate format so that both candidates must sit - because Clinton cannot last the whole 2 hours standing.
CLINTON MIGHT NOT EVEN LAST UNTIL THE ELECTION, AND THERE ARE VERY STRONG DOUBTS ABOUT HER LASTING UNTIL THE END OF HER TERM.
>COUGHING FIT >PANTS OF SHIT >CAN’T STAND UP >SHE HAS TO SIT >EVERY TIME SHE TELLS A LIE >SHIT RUNS DOWN HER INNER THIGH >PEE PEE POO POO >SHE WON'T MAKE IT TO THE LOO >BY FIRE MONKEY, KEK AND TRUMP >LIVE ON AIR SHE'LL TAKE A DUMP
Wyatt Morris
>>PANTS OF SHIT
Now you would know about that, wouldn't you, India?
Ethan Hernandez
THIS MAN IS AN EXPERT ON PEEPEE POOPOO, YOU MUST HEED HIS WARNING!
Brody Torres
It will be funny to watch people try to resurrect this meme when she runs for re-election
Ryan Peterson
So basically there won't be any debates. Is that a first in the modern era?
Christopher Morgan
IT'S HAPPENING POO SHAMAN HAS HEXED SHITTARY
Carter Green
>and is receiving substandard medical care "from the 1950's"
What makes him think that? Seems outlandish. I don't click .au links out of principle so I can't check.
If she weasels out of them, yes. The blame will be put on Trump somehow by the media, like they are already doing.
Julian Gomez
Obviously this is all shit-flinging, but it does make me wonder what a Kaine v Pence election would be like.
Charles Cruz
>30 minutes until the first debate >The democratic party is going to have Hillary pop as many pills as she can take before she has to go onstage >They give her a list of what to say and hope that she says every single line verbatim >Pray like hell she doesn't malfunction >Once on stage, she sees no chairs on the stage >You can see the look of worry and panic in her eyes >Once it's her time to speak she stumbles on her words and can't carry a single sentence >God Emperor Trump unleashes a mere 2% of his maximum power level on Hillary >It overwhelms her and she falls to the ground >Everyone starts screaming >Cameras go off >Light jazz music over a scenic background starts playing
Brody Morris
Made me giggle, Thanks India.
Robert Lee
I am willing to bet you that the $hillary team is going to be pushing for a sit down debate like mitt and obama in 2012.
Julian Richardson
Dr. Drew, an attention whore, yadda yadda.
William Stewart
>unironically listening to the cohost of Loveline for real medical health advice regarding brain damage treatment
recockulous to the max
Angel King
Babysitting Clinton must be the worst detail in the Secret Service.
Lincoln Kelly
pajeet is on fire
Zachary Richardson
WHAT IF THIS IS OBAMA'S PLAN
John Hall
It literally is, some secret service guy wrote a book about it.
Gavin Murphy
Adam was the best co-host
Stryker was also great but not as good
That new guy is alright for a couple of days but is a massive faggot after you've heard his fucking shtick
Last time I listened they added some British bitch
Dr. Drew also sounds way snootier then just a few years back
That show is so done
Carter Cox
Old as fuck medication where modern, way better/less side effects medication is available. There can be reasons to do it but it's highly questionable.
Xavier Rivera
I CALL UPON THE SHITLORD STERQUILINUS MAY YOU CALL THE REJUVINATION OF EASTER FROM HER BOWELS TO REFRESH THIS WORLD MAY THE POO LEAVE HER LOO AND FLOW LIKE THE GANGES THROUGH OUR LAND AND AS HER ELECTROLYTE IMBALENCED BODY TEETERS LET THE FERTILE STANK REJUVINATE THE LAND UNDER HER IN THE NAME OF CHRIST AND EASTER AS SHE DIES BEAR HER WITNESS TO HER FALSE GODS AND LET HER SEE THAT HER SHIT SHALL REJUVENATE THIS WOLRD IN THE NAME OF CHRIST AMEN LET THE PEPES OF OUR WORLD POPULATE THE SHIT AS ITS FERTILE MASS BRINGS LIVING SPACE FOR THE FROG
Jacob Hill
Haha that would be a decent read.
Source?
Jason Taylor
>(((Dr. Drew Pinsky)))
Landon Davis
>not making use of JewCattle when convenient
Logan Gray
KEK WILLS IT
Hudson Wilson
There was also that book, Unlimited Access : An FBI Agent Inside the Clinton White House, written by an FBI agent assigned to the White House. You'll probably have to order it since it came out almost twenty years ago, but it had a lot of outrageous shit in it.
Jonathan Brooks
>when a jew says something I disagree with it's subversion >when he affirms my ideology (which he is totally not doing out of self interest amirite) he's just being useful kek
Eli Sanders
Nice
Robert Powell
>Whole format changed so both candidates must sit >Trump insists on standing
what then? election postponed?
Evan Lewis
>Stryker >great Thankfully they pulled this superfluous, shit show off the airways for good.
Brandon Cook
Trump will push just as hard for standing. His body language will be far less powerful on a chair behind a desk.
Everyone remember how that bag of shit McCain got a lot of shit for just being old and people laughed about how he would die in office? Where the fuck is all that from the left now, as Hillary is shitting herself and falling apart as we speak? At least McCain could walk up fucking stairs.
Leftists' selective memory and hypocrisy is infuriating
Nicholas Mitchell
you're alright pajeet.
Cooper Jones
based pajeet
Dominic Ramirez
I don't get the point when people bring up height.
Are they going to get foreign leaders to sit down or duck walk to meed Clinton if she is President?
Just send the vice president to do it, won't be too crazy. But it will cost all the sway votes.
Josiah Rivera
He should stand even if she's sitting, that would show her.
Bentley Rodriguez
>google this controversy about sit down debates >top 3 result is "Should men put the toilet seat down when they're finished? - Telegraph"
Elijah Thomas
>Trumplets being this desperate LOL
Thomas Adams
Did they do all 3 sitting down? There's no way, I'm sure at least one had them standing
Brandon Wright
Cmon New Zealand, don't hate the player, hate the game
Jaxson Ross
>Palestine >A real country LOL
Jose Garcia
Because Dr. Drew has always been reputable. Nancy Drew too.
Hey fellas, you read the last Global Inquirer?
Benjamin Bennett
Repeating numerals will prove that lord Kek wills it
Xavier Harris
Witnessed.
Michael Ortiz
Even when sitting on a wooden box, Trump can bring the pain.
Brody Perez
Adam hated Stryker. Also the show doesn't exist anymore. Dr. Drew is no longer a host. Adam and Drew do a podcast 5 days per week instead.
Brody Peterson
23 august, mark my fucking words, i am enlightened by kek
Grayson Sanders
I CALL UPON THE SHITLORD STERQUILINUS MAY YOU CALL THE REJUVINATION OF EASTER FROM HER BOWELS TO REFRESH THIS WORLD MAY THE POO LEAVE HER LOO AND FLOW LIKE THE GANGES THROUGH OUR LAND AND AS HER ELECTROLYTE IMBALENCED BODY TEETERS LET THE FERTILE STANK REJUVINATE THE LAND UNDER HER IN THE NAME OF CHRIST AND EASTER AS SHE DIES BEAR HER WITNESS TO HER FALSE GODS AND LET HER SEE THAT HER SHIT SHALL REJUVENATE THIS WOLRD IN THE NAME OF CHRIST AMEN LET THE PEPES OF OUR WORLD POPULATE THE SHIT AS ITS FERTILE MASS BRINGS LIVING SPACE FOR THE FROG
Jonathan Jenkins
Why is she taking 1950s medicine?
Nolan Gonzalez
Yank politics have never interested me, but this time it isn't the lesser evil, it's pure evil vs chaotic neutral.
so how close to the election do the parties bring out the heavy artillery on their opponents?
Ayden Russell
Holy shit Hezbollah has internet???
Nolan Phillips
Lord Kek The Almighty wills it.
Jacob Rogers
>At the debate >There's chairs >Trump stands while shillary shits in her seat
Wouldn't her attempting to alter the debate just provide Trump with the image of winning? He doesn't need to change the rules, will he actually allow himself to be limited if there's a debate that requires seating because one candidate is so unhealthy she can't stand? A debate is just asking for shillary to lose.
Mason Lee
I can't trust this guy's opinion. I need the opinion of a real doctor like Dr. Dre.
Samuel Young
This is getting spooky. Glad Kek is on our side
Dylan Perry
And McCain, asshole though he is, is STILL fine eight years later. Goddammit.
Ryder Jenkins
"designated shitposting OP"? ;>)
Parker Wright
He is using the Indiana Jones villain guy magic on Hillary!
Thanks Pajeet!
Daniel Campbell
what a low energy candidate
Luke Wilson
I fucking hate these threads.
Nothing is going to happen. She will stand for two hours in the debate and she's not going to die anytime soon. You are going to get 8 years of Hillary. Deal with it.
Ryder Ward
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Nathan Rivera
I didn't see her released medical records but if what this guy is refering to is true then she will very soon end up in a wheelchair unable to speak intelligibly due to widespread brain damage (caused by TIAs)
I'm starting to think she will be replaced by another candidate just before the election or there will be some major happening.
t.MD
Evan Williams
True but being a senator is a lot less stressful than being president. Crazy thing about McCain is that his mother is still alive.
