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first for myranda

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You all know it's true.

THE HOOOOAAAR IS PREGNANT

5th for the one true queen

>best friend for life
>helps you win wars and become king
>disagrees about killing a baby
>threaten to behead him

huh

>last scene of the show is jaime found sitting on the iron throne once again, having slain another mad monarch and bringing his arc to full circle

i'll forgive d&d if they do this

>I'll try spinning, that's a good trick

>Robert has a bad temper
In other news, Cersei and Jaime are degenerates.

Bobby was just memeing Ned. They are friends that's what friends do. Ned didn't even believe it himself.

I'm sad because I will never have a friendship like Eddard and Robert.

>you just now realize that Katheryn Winnick will never portray Cersei in the sexually-charged seductive manner she is portrayed in the books, and that ((HBO)) forced you to watch a pale dehydrated nanny Cersei who is utterly asexual and literally a nagging old hag

Only this time, he stays on the throne.

>Stannis died for more of this shit
Kill me next

"I want 'em dead mother and child both. And that fool Viserys. Is that plain enough for you?"
Damn BBB was so based and he was right about needing to kill Dany.

Jaime, Barristan, Davos, and Brienne are the only true knights

That ending would be satisfactory. Although I would prefer to see the final mad monarch be Dany over Cersei.

Jaime would be the serial Kingslayer.

Post that one house or place or faction you like that nobody else gives a shit about and is all yours

me on the right

You do realize if that happens then it means Jon Snow will be there to stop him, right?

Wow women are really as strong as men, it's just a question of training

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i need dabid memes

jon snow will be the one to find him on the throne, same way ned found him after slaying the mad king

>fighting against a valyrian steel sword with a tiny little normal sword which jon himself said can't slice a man in two and is only good for stabbing

reeeeeeee

>did she just stop a valyrian steel sword brought down by a 7 foot tall muscle woman who is holding it with two hand by putting a toothpick she is lazily holding with one hand in its way?
Also, why are they sparing with live steel? That's some Darwin awards shit right there.

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House Tollet.

This just might be the ending though, GRRM had initially planned to make Jaime the main villain who steals the throne by killing everyone but eventually GRRM realized Jaime would be better off as a sympathetic character

jesus she is good

What is the sigil of House Goodmen?

But user, a woman don't have to use her charm to gain power, Cersei is a strong female model, she is not there to satisfie your power fantasies ^^

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This post was writing literally unironically, let that sink in for a second, guys.

A fatguy with Vietnam PTSD

>Few of the birds that Aemon had sent off had returned as yet. One reached Stannis, though. One found Dragonstone, and a king who still cared.

>Torgold Tollett, called Torgold the Grim, was an Andal warrior from House Tollett that lived during the Andal invasion. He was ironically called "the Grim" because he rode into battle laughing and naked above the waist. Tollett was a giant of a man who sported a seven-pointed star carved across his chest and fought with an axe on each hand. Songs about him say he knew no fear and felt no pain.
That's pretty fuckin' metal

Or how about Arianne Martell.

My brain refuses to register her shoulder pads. I'm just seeing one very long necked individual.

>*blocks your two handed sword with a pencil*
Is this anime?

Oh its funny is it?
no?
you don't like the hands joke?

This must be why I cry manly tears after reading all of their chapters.

All my favorite POV chapters, desu

Selmy was a shit character, both books and showwise, im glad the old overrated cunt got BTFO

>but muh finest swordsman!
>muh saved the Mad King when he was kidnapped at Duskendale!

No one gives a shit. Barristan was a coward who never took the right side in his whole life. He was a mindless sheep for the targaryens, a mindless sheep for Robert, a mindless sheep for Joffrey, and only decided that Joffrey was evil because Joffrey BTFO him and humiliated him and exposed him for the tired old man he is, then joined the stupid whore targaryen out of pure selfish spite despite knowing fully what the Targs were, and not knowing anything about Dany.

People like Barristan are like people who join the military and have a career as an officer and spend 40 years fighting Israels wars and somehow think that makes them heroic and great and legendary and that everyone owes them something

Also, Brienne decided Renly is the rightful king because he "was nice to her and danced with her" fuck off. Only Jaime is a true knight on that list

Why didn't Cersei and Jaime just take some Lannister money and elope to Essos? They could've created new identities and fucked each other as much as they wanted.

This is the power of autism, guys. Pay attention.

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Arianne Martell is meant to be some mature Arabian-beauty seductive type, so someone like Sarah Shahi wouldve been perfect. Liz Gillies is too white and young to be Arianne Martell

Because Cersei's motivation is power and always has been ever since she was a kid a knew she'd marry Rhaegar? What are you, retarded?

ehhhhhh i agree with that part about renly not being the rightful king but the part about barristan is just autismo

Yeah she's there to destroy the book character.

Now that fits better. Would Liz be ultimate Lyanna Stark

I miss her, bros.

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Why did they cut this?

>somebody put these hacks in charge of the series

>the last episode
>Jon, Robin and Gendry rebelling against Dayneris
>episode ending with Tyrion bringing army from Westernlands into King's Landing

>arya is now a master swordswoman despite not using her sword at all throughout her entire facelessman training

pycelle's actor overacted that horribly

>tfw decades of the fandom shitting on your favorite character and finally, after most of the cast is dead, people are starting to give her a chance.

Fact: Jaime and Brienne's hot tub conversation about honor, duty, what it means to be a knight, and how all that relates to their choices and history, is the best-written moment in the books

Is this ep 4?

>arya is still in the show
fucking why

are you guys sure she's actually blocking it? i want every reason to hate this show i can get but it's just too hard to see in that shitty gif

>Barristan does feel that, if he had seen Robert smile when Tywin Lannister presented him with the bloody bodies of Rhaegar's children, he would never have served Robert and nothing on earth would have stopped him from killing Robert.
>I totally would have done it guys!
Even though he should have opposed the usurper regardless. What a little bitch.

I actually enjoyed more the shitting scene, because Daeniggerys deserved it.

For more pointless Bran Stark scenes.

>pycelle is only pretending to meek and submissive
>nothing comes of it

brava dabid

Nobody else does. Shit actor, shit character.

Fact: D&D forgot any of that happened and Jaime is back to being a slave to bad poosy

Jaime and Barristan are both kind of fucked by their loyalty to corrupt rulers. Jaime knows that Cersei is a cruel and capricious cunt, he knows that Tommen's claim is illegitimate, that the Riverlands suffered greatly under the unlawful Lannister regime due to his father's war crimes, and he knows that Frey's got Riverrun as a reward for butchery which broke nearly every cultural taboo in the book. He knows this, and yet off he goes to subdue the Riverlords, to return Riverrun to the Freys, and to fight for Tommen's continued rule. And this is post character development. Jaime can't be considered a true knight for as long as he is serving the Lannisters. As for Barry, he was doing the same shit only for the mad king. They're complex individuals, sure, but they're not as close to the knightly ideal as Brienne and Davos are.

Is there something wrong with your cursor that you can't open the gif again and pay attention to it on a second or third watch? Or are you just blind?

Jaime and Jon, the gay Kings of Westeros.

She was a fahnny whore and will be sorely missed.

Show Sansa would have been better-received if they hadn't butchered her development by handing her to Ramsay

Because it just aped after the scene where Tywin butchers the stag, instead making him a fucking fisherman. Tywin goddamn Lannister sitting on beach in a completely black outfit fucking FISHING, where he's just effetely pulling the string in. Why? For some cheap Tully metaphor at most?

>Would Liz be ultimate Lyanna Stark

No. That would be Katie Mcgrath.mShe has the Stark look down, she looks like more of a Stark than every single Stark character on the show, is beautiful enough for Bobby B to go crazy in love with her and be haunted by her memory, and has played this "wild noble lady" role before

Sounds fucking gay

no one misses her

Jaime being both king and kinslayer would be a good ending for his arc.

>his father's war crimes
Let's play "spot ameritard"-game

Which adeptus astartes chapter is this.

>sansa fan
>tumblr gif
checks out, carry on.

>is beautiful enough for Bobby B to go crazy in love with
she is not though, she is pretty but not that cute

What does /got/ think of his new look?

its on par with Theon roaming wf and going to the heart tree in ADWD
P.S Fuck d&d for cutting this scene and not allowing Alfie Allen to bring it to life.
here

>implying americans care about war crimes
But yeah, ordering your soldier to rape and pillage civilians is generally frowned upon.

He's already a kinslayer in the shitty show. But so is cersei after blowing up the sept and shit.

her pornos are mildly good desu

Too old, but would fit Ashara Dayne extremely well.

Cersei is the purest person in the series. Shut the fuck up.

looks like he's had a bit of a vacation on dragonstone

>ordering your soldier to rape and pillage civilians is generally frowned upon.
TOP FUCKING KEK
KFC YOURSELF

we wuz spies n shit

Thats the Adeptus Custodes

Are Jon and Arya gonna fug?
benis in bagina :DDD

> tfw you find out that GoT isn't even fully scripted anymore, and half the dialogue scenes are improvised by the actors.

Well, at least we know that Liam Cunningham has flawless comic timing.

>implying americans care about war crimes
Only americans and polish people in my experience. I'm not the guy you replied to by the way.

The rest of the world really doesn't give a shit about past wars.

best girl

I want to know what dirt Weiss has on Benioff that secured him such a key role on the show.

To all of you guys saying that you can't parry a blow from a longsword with a small thrusting weapon you're wrong.

The problem is that it will look nothing like in that gif. The spinning is also retarded.

I was on set with her. She's awful. Fucks around on set too and held up production. Fucking trial scene - we were really hungry.