Kathleen Kennedy will reboot the Prequels under one condition

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Is this a joke?

There is nothing worse than seeing my friends discuss how much they like Rogue One.

Who the fuck is Kathleen Kennedy?

Can Goop play a Jedi too?

She will play one of the new "angels of the force" that Kathleen is bringing to Star Wars.

Without angels of the force - all women - regular force wielders would be out of luck, as the angels power all force output in the universe.

Remember when Vader choked the shit out of Admiral Ozzel for coming out of hyperspace too close to Hoth? Only possible due to the powerful, undying women in the sky.

Might as well reboot the OT then

They are already in the process of doing so with the release of TFA

cool

What do you think the new movies are?

Sequels.

>tfw hollywood for the next 20-30 years will just be remakes of every movie made in the last 20-30 years with gender swapped protagonists and negros everywhere

>sequels

It's comedy sequel tier where it rehashes everything worth seeing and brings nothing new to the table. Feels like Zoolander 2 / Dumb and Dumber Too, etc. It's trash.

sadly no

Is this a joke?

I have never seen a movie upset Sup Forums more than Rogue One

I liked Rogue One.

No?

I mean rogue one had its issues but it wasnt a bad movie at all. I'm not going to go full on "b-but its a bad star wars" because thats just silly.

oh so like sequels?

It was garbage.

>shitty sequels that give a bad name to sequels everywhere

I suppose.