Can anyone recommend any french kino?

Can anyone recommend any french kino?
Every french movie I've seen has been arthouse trash.

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France has one of the most versatile film industries outside of Hollywood. What sort of film are you looking for, genre-wise?

Fantomas. French capekino.

>A prophet
classic guys goes to prison and works his way to the top only good and realistic

Le fantôme de la liberté

one of Buñuel best kino.

>arthouse trash
Back to Sup Forums you go!

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He's right, most of french movie are arthose crap or Adam Sandler-tier comedy.

La Haine (Hate) (1995)

a classic

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Man Bites Dog
I Stand Alone
OSS 117
Rubber

Le haine is babbys first french film, overrated

A l'intérieur
Haute tension
La Haine
Les irréversibles
OSS 117
Martyrs

I could understand not liking nouvelle vague but someone not appreciating melville has lost control over his life.

Give names so I can make fun of you.

Okay.

La Haine
Les 400 coups
Les choristes was good too
Le diner de con 1998, pure comedy gold, French classic
Cyrano de Bergerac (1990)
La femme Nikita

Day For Night.

Look up Albert Dupontel and pick whatever sounds good to you.
Le vieux fusil is some good revenge kino
L'armée du crime
Deux heures moins le quart avant Jesus-Christ
Le film de les nuls

À bout de souffle
Pierrot le fou

La Grande Vadrouille
Rabbi Jacob
Fantomas
Le Cercle Rouge

every french Kino from Gaspar Noé

Carne
Seul Contre Tous
Irréversible

Le Dîner de Cons is good indeed.

OSS 117 Le Caire Nid d'Espions.

>Cyrano de Bergerac (1990)
Absolute Kino,one of my favorites
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La vache et le prisonnier

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99 Francs

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with subs

It's a classic but boring as fuck.

Every movie with Jean Gabin

Passion of the Joan of arc

Gaspar Noe is the French Eli Roth

If you want some fun flicks with Jean Dujardin, check out both OSS 117 movies
If you understand french, La classe americaine: le grand detournement is great

Jacques Demy movies.

it's basically pre-Wes Anderson.

I remember watching Les Miserables with Gabin way back in school, loved it. I should rewatch it, it's been over 20 years.

last year at marienbad

Lynch style surreal kino

Martyrs is fucking gruesome.

that has to be a bait

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kek kino


J'aime pas trop les voleurs et les fils de putes

OSS 117, though if you don't understand french you may miss some of the jokes

Le corbeau (1943)

90's french porn is the best porn.

>no bolt-on tits
>no retarded lips
>hairy pussies
>actresses with just the right amount of thickness
Truly the golden age.

it's not Lynch style at all, but it is a fine movie.

>no condom
>no interracial
>no cuck shit

Italians were doing great too.
Angelica Bella was fucking amazing.

youtube.com/watch?v=Gx8MHwRLkMc ( C'est arrivé près de chez vous )

Dig through movies starring Jean Gabin ( La traversée de Paris, Un singe en hiver... ) Jean-paul Belmondo, Bourvil, Louis de Funès, Gérard Depardieu, and movies directed by Claude Chabrol, Jacques Demy, Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Jean-Pierre Mocky, Quentin Dupieux, and you'll come across a solid chunk of good French movies.

Other movies that are popular but worth a try :
Les visiteurs
Les bronzés
Le cinquième élément
La Tour Montparnasse infernale
Astérix et Obélix : Mission Cléopatre

>C'est arrivé près de chez vous
Technically it's Belgian

Taxi

This one !!!

Get this !!!

Les Yeux Sans Visage
>Noir, Thriller

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Going_Places_(1974_film)

This one's a must, Bertrand Blier in general is pretty good

This one is top tier kino

This one is cool !!!

obvious samefag

Really?
Nobody posted this yet.

This one is Tautou's most popular, but I think I liked Un long dimanche de fiançailles better

>Can anyone recommend any french kino?

elevator to the gallows

Q: Sexual Desire

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Visually "Les chevaliers du ciel" is stunning. Storywise is a little bit deceiving but worth the watch anyway.

Already mentionned but "Le diner de cons" is very good. Almost nothing related to the Hollywood botched shit.

Also "Les intouchables" is good. Again an American version of this movie will be out in a few months... Hollywood movie adapted from french have not a good score historically....

I actually thought that Les Intouchables was grandma tier drama, turns out it's actually pretty good.

A Man Escaped or: The Wind Bloweth Where It Listeth

Subway

Holy shit... I've seen this movie 15 years ago now I need to find it. Isabelle Adjani was so hot in the 90's. Her eyes was an instant boner

the Tricolour trilogy is supposed to be good, although I've only seen Tricolour: Blue.

Le Samourai and le salaire de la peur

Jean de Florette
Manon des Sources

Mesrine: L'instinct de mort

Mesrine: L'ennemi public № 1

This,and Godard's "Weekend" are my favorite Fronch films.

TV show Braquo is great.

Remove the torture porn ones and you have a good selection.

Good job.
With Noé, you have to skip everything he made after Irreversible(2002)

Watch Diva, which is the movie that Subway ripped off.

city of lost children (dystopian fantasy sci fi+ron perlman); melville s movies if you like noir; nikita ,leon, taxi tirlogy, la jetee(maybe artsy but scifi), transporter, any gaspar noe movie if you like disgusting mindfucks, wasabi, intouchables, Amelie, 22 bullets, Le pacte des loups, Les rivières pourpres 1&2, 96 hours, louis de funes movies if you like a choleric asshole getting his way in a comedic fashion,vidocq, asterix comic movies, Les triplettes de Belleville,L'illusionniste, blueberry, lucky luke though dujardin pls don't till schweiger^^, banlieue13, yamakasi, frontier(s), haute tension, 9,99 , Les visiteurs, Le cerveau,Bienvenue chez les Ch'tis, La Piscine,Inside, hmm haven'T seen raw yet but it is said to be interesting and maybe add playtime to see one tati even if it is pure arthouse, tintin comicseries and elle even if those are belgian,

RRRrrr is pure kino

>Taxi
First thing that came to mind. Brilliant movie

this one is fucking boring

fourth and 5th rate martin scorsese rip-off its as far as way as you could get from french cinema

>Lynch style surreal kino
this is how you know someone is new to cinema when they refer to surrealism as 'lynch-like'

Tais-toi!, jvd, rififi, Man bites Dog , kirkou kids movies, holy motors be warned that one is weird as f,Nid de guêpes, 36, ronin .. too tired now to go on hope it's enough even it's delivered in a mess sorry