gonna sneak one of these badboys into my local cinema
ask me anything
Gonna sneak one of these badboys into my local cinema
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Jesus Christ I'm glad I am over 21 and don't have to buy that shit anymore.
I either bring a couple tallboys or a can of dip with me when I go to my local kinoplex
Are you a fag?
this and /thread
Please ask yourself this when you're nice and drunk.
"What do I have to look forward to?"
Why do youcfeel the need to broadcast that you're an alcoholic? Is it because you need validation for your habit?
>shatterproof
whats the fun of that? you cant even bumshash that shit on the sidewalk afterwards
Thanks to low life beaners, and niggers we no longer have glass 40's
>sneaking a 40 into a movie theater
Let me guess, you're a nigger?
>shatterproof
what the fuck is that for? mormons?
why not just bring a flask? I don't think anyone can even get drunk on a 40
>you cant even bumshash that shit on the sidewalk afterwards
ahhh I remember being 16 and thinking that was the pinnacle of rebellious entertainment
Just bought 4 of these. What am i in for?
>1 40
>alcoholic
Please that wouldn't even get me buzzed. I can't even get drunk without weed
t. Drank a whole box of wine myself yesterday
This. Not to mention if you're going to drink like a homeless person why the fuck aren't you buying Mickeys? It's just as cheap and much better.
>not sneaking in a 6 pack of cans
>not shotgunning all of them
Pissing like 7 times.
It takes me two bottles of wine to get tipsy. However wine hangovers are the worst hangovers in my book.
>ITT Redditors
i bet you guys drink "locally brewed IPAs" because it has a cool hip logo and has meme flavors
you drink to get drunk not for the taste, and steel reserve is 40 oz of immediately getting hammered
Ewwww
But Steel Reserve tastes like shit. If I'm gonna drink I'm at least gonna enjoy myself while I do it. IPAs aren't great but I'll take a Victory or whatever Bottle King has on sale over nigger juice.
You sound like an alcoholic or a college kid.
>I can't even get drunk without weed
dude...
>tfw you bring absolut in a flask
>finish it before the previews even finish
That's so exciting man. I hope you don't get caught!
>I have to drink literal shit from a can because I'm so desperate to get slightly drunk
>proving his point
shouldnt you be in a GoT thread or a Doctor Who general?
What point did we prove? That he's a nigger, an alcoholic, or a college kid that can't even buy beer legally?
>I can't even get drunk without weed
Yes you can. Drink a box of whiskey next time.
Those are like the Steel Reserve of their respective genres.
>40 oz of immediately getting hammered.
I remember my first beer too. Lightweight.
>he still gets drunk
Hello rebbit. Once you drink enough you'll know what I mean
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Not him but i like to drink like a nigger every now and then instead of just drinking craft beer
>box of whiskey
i-is there such a thing
>Not him but i like to drink like a nigger every now and then
Are you gonna break into cars like a nigger too? Scum bag with his scum drink of choice. I bet you also sleep with low quality women like a nigger too.
Dude...
Why u so mad tho white boi.
I drink whisky constantly wine is just sold at a much better price point of abv/$
It doesn't feel like I'm drunk unless I'm high tho
but that's not a box
having a whole motherfucking keg of jack would be pretty awesome. not for the price of a decent used car though
>It doesn't feel like I'm drunk unless I'm high tho
I-is this a new meme???
>mfw my local store went from 6.0% to 8.1% steel reserves
Is my alcoholism a meme to you?
>8.1% is a lot
I want reddit pre-teens to leave
>not drinking a 2-11 after a long depressing day
They do sell boxed fireball. Unfortunately it is the Ladies tea time version of whisky
>not bringing amyl nitrate to sniff in case you meet a cute boy and want to get railed in the bathroom
why do people call things "badboys"?
Clearing a 40 at 8.1% in 30 minutes to an hour will get you drunk unless you're a fatass or an alcoholic. That's an entire 6 pack in a bottle.
This. If it's below wine, it's water-tier. I actually wish you could get away with carry a wineskin around, one of those gallon ones that you can use as a pillow
in the 70s midwest america, the members of the ghetto communities used to refer to Alcohol or Marijuana Cigarettes as "Bad Boys"
it's hip
2.50 to get fucked up is okay in my book
>not injecting everclear
bonjour le redditeur
>sneak in flask of liquor in front pocket
>buy large soda from concessions
>dump flask into soda once inside
>not going in the middle of the day when the theater is empty and downing a few bottles of 'tussin and robotripping during the flick
They have this stuff near me, my brother tried it once and said it isn't that bad.
it's enough to give a small girl a buzz. it's not enough to get an adult male drunk
>unless you're a fatass or an alcoholic
That whiskey looks like if reddit made alcohol.
Lmao fucking children crack me up
Anyone ever try Edward 40 hands with 2 steelys?
good, do you have any idea how infuriating it is to take your dog for a walk and have to stop a pick a shard of glass out of its paw? It's weird to say that "dodging glass" is a dog walking technique in this day and age
Was just proving there is boxed whiskey my man.
>750ml
what the fuck is the point then
is it just stupid cheap?
fpbp
Any tips on how to sneak in some sticky icky into the movie theater?
make a smoothie out of it. tell people it's kale or some shit if they ask
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usually like to drink about five shots before going out in public, maybe seven over a slightly longer period if i'm seeing a movie or going somewhere i can't drink more. takes the edge off but doesn't get you anywhere close to sloppy. everyone's pleasant to talk to, no crippling doubt and insecurity. like a normie simulator. alcohol is a pretty plebe drug, but relative to its social acceptability and accessibility, it's bretty good.
up your game nigger. Bring a flask of some hard stuff. I prefer whisky. I usually drink the whole thing during the movie.
Vape pen you retard
T. Been smoking weed in public for years