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Protect Yo Neck edition

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Bryan Cogman is a literal fucking child

STANNIS

>that dinky thing
>the Iron Throne
Fuck, that's even worse than the show's throne.

any art renderings of some essos stuff?
braavos? pentos? qarth?

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>reading bran chapters
>"My prince"
:3

Based Barristan

This has got to be a transcript some user wrote. No way someone got paid for this shit.

The Vale and the Riverlands have the coolest history that doesn't matter at all in the story.

>like the Viking who held Stamford Bridge

i bet he was so proud of that part

>LOOK DABID I LERN HISTORY

Mummy Melly

baelish already dissed the show's throne in the show so there's no point in trying to rag on it

Reminder that Cers 9/11-ing a church was the best moment in the show

Someone post the summary of s7

Mannis

To boot he's incredibly defensive about his spectacularly shitty screenwriting on twitter.

>*unzips anime fight*

/ourpairings/
> Littlefinger/Brienne
> Melissandre/Sheeren
> Podric/Cersei
> Arya/Hot Pie
> Catelyn/Robb

The Red Widow

damn, that's great drawing

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SOURCE

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>baelish
Where? Prove it

Dunk

>overhand swing
>"welp better not move for the next few minutes"

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>swings longsword like it's a 500 pound rock
>gets blocked and countered by a tiny rapier
>THOSE BRAAVOSI WATERDANCERS ARE HIGHLY LETHAL BECAUSE THEIR SPEED IS SUPERIOR
Fuck off Dabid

Game of Thrones should have an animated series

Here you go bro

first 20 seconds are varys and baelish shitting on it
youtube.com/watch?v=PxlIraEV8n4

>mfw D&D are finally found dead in an alley, thirty litres of half digested cum between them

>could have just made Arya dodge out of the way to show off her speed
>LE ANIME RIPOSTE

kek, but he is right though. There aren't even 200 there. Its suppose to be a 1000.

Will Bernadette tell?

the shit that fell off dabid's idea crayon after cogman pulled it out of weiss's ass

Does the mountain kill every woman he rapes or have some survived and created offsprings?

you mean riposte, it's a real thing if you aren't ass deep in anime 24/7

I'm still mad they fucked him over in the show.

Cast the Robert's Rebellion prequel characters.

he tears them apart after the rape

Is that how Jaime was actually supposed to look in the first book? He looks like a dickhead, no wonder he ditched the gold armor later on.

you don't riposte witha 360 pirouette

Do you want me to autistically explain why this particular riposte is retarded or are you good

t h i c c

he did type riposte, what did you read?

>he isnt a writer for one of the greatest shows ever made

thanks fuccboi but ill trust D&D over you

uh Arya is a legend with a magic family, not some run of the mill 18th century swashbuckler

>top 10 pranks that went too far

What the fuck was his problem

I never imagined it like that

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What I always imagine Casterly Rock would look like (obviously in a coastal setting)
Chateau Queribus, one of France's "Cathar" castles, all famous for being built on steep mountains as if they grew on them.
personally visited this one, and it is just pure awe. It is huge, much larger than it appears, and an incredible drop when looking down.

B E A U T I F U L

He thought he was a better man than Westerosi men because he is a white haired purple eyed faggot.

this got me rock hard

doesnt Brienne have valyrian steel? a little needledick blocked valyrian steel.

and obviously intact. this one is a ruin. towers, lion faces, flags, roofs, the lot

Looks more like the Tower of Joy

way too small
needs more fusing into the rock
not fantastical enough

All castles are meant to be impenetrable fortresses except Winterfell

but he is better and his progeny will save the undeserving Westerosi

This can't be real. It's impossible that anyone involved thought this scene made any sense. This is fake news.

it was beautiful

casterly rock

>doesnt Brienne have valyrian steel?
Yes, he has Jaime's sword, remember?

it is huge. it is not just a tower. it is incredibly large.
and it is completely fused into the rock. that's what they did

I will never have a three way with Melly and Val, why even live?

>see this
What do?

I want a Val girlfriend.

that same sword was shown cutting trough another guy's sword and cleaving him almost in half while he was wearing plate

>Casterly Rock
>anything but this

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Here's your Rhaegar.

>hey arent you that chick who accused some innocent northern guy of rape?

BLACKED her

Ask to sniff her seat

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keep walking until I see a non-autistic person. Stay there and close my eyes until I arrive to my destination.

that'sa spicy a plot armor

honestly, its just that when two stronk womyn fight, all laws go out the window

would crush ribcage/10

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too old, unless you mean the guy in the background, then its fine.

>what's that?

Test post, please ignore.

Too pretty

she was never that cute

This is how I imagined it, add some towers here and there and its perfect.

I can't believe they killed bad pussy off without letting her have the sex with Bronn

IS HE HODOR OR WUN WUN?

>ygritte explicitly described as homely
>autistic pedoartists drew her like this

>fook 'em tlll they're dead!

oh man i love how the show continues to fall

who even remembers sweet girls anymore

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GIB YGRITTE GF

What is Varys endgame?

tumblrpairings
> Varys/Grey Worm
> Littlefinger/Lysa Arrin
> Dem Based Sneks raping/Euron
> Podrick/Brienne
> Cersei/Jaime

jeors skull looked a bit small

Damn that's beautifull.

Manspread and wait for the twitter drama.

>the show doesn't line up with my head canon therefore the show sucks

neck yourself