Good news americans! You're not the only ones shitting yourselves

Yohann Diniz, french race walker champion, just shat himself live during the Olympics.

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I would kill myself if that happened to me.

That's why Burgerclap team sticks to McDonald's.

filthy bastard

Link?

I think this is the first time I use that line in a non-shitposty way:

How do you even recover from that?

SHART

>not posting the gif

Why do runners constantly shit themselves more than any other sporting event? How is this a thing?

>race walker

Happens, dude.

Most competitive runners shit themselves at least once in their lives.

Can't stop won't stop

NASTY

holy 'shit'

SACRE BLEU

POO IN PANTALONS

dat filename

>raceing
>walking

only 1 allowed

NO PAIN - NO GAIN

B..bbuut if you got a gold medal?

to tell you the truth, thats fucking hardcore. i know most of the man children here have never been in high stress situations and wont understand at all.

Brazilian food/water? One of our sportsmen vomited for several days...

Are these hobbyist athletes?
I doubt walking fast every two years pays the bills.
So this guy must have a full time job, and now his clients and coworkers will have seen him poop himself live on TV.

Kinda embarrassing. I'd laugh it off pretending its funny and not pathetic, while hurting inside.

It's common. I shit myself in basic training from all the running. It was a nightmare. Thank God it happened close to graduation.

I think i've seen a dozen pics of runners/walkers who shat themselves, is this common?

Baaaaaahahahaha guy doesnt give a sibgle fuck

Running in walmart?

>race walker

walking is not a fucking sport
what's next - "hey I got a silver medal for rolling out of bed"

youtube.com/watch?v=uvqJ1mTkEuY

why is power walking a fucking sport? Why not just "run" shorter distances so grown men dont have to wear diapers
the best guys are professional marathon runners. I dont think the casuals are trying so hard they poo themselves

Fuck, looks like Bush's baked beans in his pants.

The only thing that ever happened to me was that I had to vomit after lifting.
But that's still a million times better than shitting yourself live for the whole world to see.

its not a running thing. its anything that completely exerts your body and functions have to shut down. running, high stress, heat stroke, military work its common. average non hard worker wont ever have to deal with or even understand this.

How is walking fast less of a sport than throwing a ball very far or scrubbing ice so that a disk moves at a particular spot or horse dancing?
The last one doesn't even test the human as much as the animal.

Lmao you have no idea how intense racewalking is mate

why this is new for Sup Forums ?
it happens all the fucking time

Indian Olympics

>mfw always here to cover Americans ass
Feelsgood to be best friend forever

You don't

Poor Sergei. You'd sell your 1982 Lada VAZ for the privilege of just smelling the air in a Wal Mart.

Diniz is a semi professional athlete.
Officialy he's a postman but he does almost full time training.

Also he's one of the best in his sport (world record holder) so he must be doing okay.

how will he ever recover. suicide when?

BTFO

Same.

>be me
>already hate myself
>go for run in very public place
>shit my pants
>all over internet now

Would make suicide.

Shit happens

Fuck I completely forgot the death march was today. That event was metal as fuck in London

Sweet Jesus have mercy. I'm dying.

SHART IN RACE

If the world record holder, from a rich first world country, is still a semi-professional athlete and keeps a job, I imagine all the other competitors must also work.
If you take some poor country that has a runner, they must also have like 20 other runners who didn't make it to the Olympics, and those must all be amateur hobby athletes.

I mean, the obscure disciplines are surely full of people who do this for fun. It is with them in mind that brought it up.

that looks more like bronze medal

ofc he doesn't cause he is an amerifat
these guys racewalk like 50km more than these amerifats will ever walk in their lives.

offically it's indians national sport

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Why do runners shit themselves?

mayoclinic.org/runners-diarrhea/expert-answers/FAQ-20058107

That isn't funny son.

>french race walker champion

All that training from the world wars - quickly walking away as you shit yourself - seems to check out.

Anybody shocked? The fucking AIR can give you violent diarrhea.

How does that even happen?

That fits perfectly. Walkers puke during runs why not shit themselves when they are at it.

Huh, I just discovered Diniz is a big time SJW and a Parti Socialiste activist.

Fuck him. I'm glad he shat himself.

Because long distance running permanently damages your body.
Doctors would recommend against running more than 1-2 marathons in your lifetime, shit's too intense.

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If I am going to a long distance running, I am wearing pampers. Now way in hell, am I going to get caught with shit running down my legs.

>third world science

Most athletes competing for the olympics are amateurs. Even the ones from rich countries.

DESIGNATED

>choosing a sport where one of the risks is shitting yourself
>shitting yourself 15 km into a 50 km race and carrying on anyway
worst sport

That's a webm not a gif

>tendonitis
>osteoarthritis
>loss of bone density
>heart scaring

All of those are life lasting permanent damage. You also get very frequent injuries, I think the most frequent of all popular sports. More than fucking rugby.

>Take the lead
>Shit yourself
>Runners behind you are too disgusted and nauseous to catch up
>Secure victory

Pretty clever

He is currently second though. The race is still ongoing, that shit takes like 4 hours.

Jesus, you can clearly see the turd in his left asscheek

It's good training. Once you've made it through the Mart, the Stan ain't shit.

SHITTING

Where did he place? If he didn't get gold for his efforts, he really should've done everything he could do to not shit himself in one of the most publicised sporting events in the world.

The dude just collapsed during ghe race

The race is ongoing, he is currently second.

Oh fuck, he isn't running anymore, he won't finish the race.

It's not that uncommon for distance runners to shit themselves. After diverting all of your energy to your legs, your butthole literally loosens from exhaustion. Coupled with not-so-solid stools and you can easily poop yourself.

He doesn't LOOK indian.

Oh, the poor fucker.

Can't blame him, can you imagine the chafing?

It's ironic that they walk like they've shat themselves.

Lol that's total BS, my friend is an ultramarathon runner, it's perfectly healthy - humans are even designed to do this.

Print my post, put it in an envelope somewhere on the cupboard or whatever.
15 years from now when you move furniture you will find it and remember that your friend can't even walk unassisted anymore.

Could be worse. You could shit yourself during a popular sport event, like the football cup.

youtu.be/9t_8pfbCH-4

He's still going but he's 6th or 7th.
His coach just said on national TV he has still chances to win.

thats a long shit

My greatest fear in life is shitting my pants in public and then have people make pictures of me and posting them online to laugh at.

>it's perfectly healthy - humans are even designed to do this.
It's not. Why do you think marathon exists? Pheidippides died after delivering the message

At least in that case he could've yelled to the coach to sub him off, don't know why he stayed on like that.

This runner's fucked. He sunk over 40 minutes into this, shit himself and now he's done.

>over 40 minutes
More like over 3 hours. Its a 50km run.

The stream I was watching shut down. Post the winners when its done.

>you'll never be this dedicated

This this this.

I literally had a crippling anxiety since 12 years old because of that which made me avoid spaces without toilets just in case.

Only now I slightly get over it slowly.

that's his banana for later in the race

I once farted for whole the gym while doing a heavy deadlift

>Win the competition
>fly home
>5 months later
>gets asked for an autograph
>What a great day
>"Oh you know me?"
>Yeah you was the guy who shat himself on TV
>shit your pants again out of disgrace.

Looks like this guy only dropped 50 minutes into it, going off the stopwatch in the webm

You mean chocobanana

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