2016

>2016
>be nu male
>be having sex with short haired 9/11 qtpie womynist
>balls deep in her doggystyle
>"user have you ever tried anal?"
>i sheepishly reply "o-o-once" while stroking my full beard
>she responds and tells me it is okay and she likes shy boys
>"well user, what are you fucking waiting for; grab the lube!"
>her face when i begin rubbing lube all over my own asshole

Tell me why you idiots think racist bigot Donald Trump is more qualified to be POTUS than a vetted politician like Hillary?

Kek

>vetted politician like Hillary

Bit late for her to be spayed. Better to neuter Bill In my opinion.

This really made me think.

kek'd hard
thanks for the laugh

kek'd

If you reply to this thread your mother will die in her sleep tonight

kek

...

wtf this stimulated my cerebral cortex

>>her face when i begin rubbing lube all over my own asshole
oh man i kek'd so hard

Continue the story you faggot!
How big was her strap-on?
Did she stroke your cock while ravaging your asshole?

>I love to spend my time and energy trying to please a woman that I peg as a feminist

you cannot be more beta than this

Holy shit.

Are you a wizard?

I want to be screen capped with this

I've always thought that an interest in anal sex with women was a predisposition for being a faggot.

go away evil dogger

Go away evil dogger

You are a gifted story teller, user.
I'd rather have suffer for a long time.

You are a gifted story teller, user.
I'd rather have her suffer for a long time.

Go away evil dogger

she left, stating that I was a cat-loving femboy who would never have a real womyn like herself... and she's right
why are women so mean in 2016? doesn't every woman want to dominate a male?

please share your nu male stories and make me feel better Sup Forums

Go away evil dogger

...

here's a (You)

So funny I forgot to laugh, you stupid cunt.

Faggots like you don't belong in my country. Get out.

Go away evil dogger.

Ftw

This OP.

>short haired 9/11 qtpie
>9/11

>>her face when i begin rubbing lube all over my own asshole
kek burger...well played ! xD

>this entire thread

Go away evil dogger.