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Barbarossa edition

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Pedos BEGONE
Rorkes BEGONE
Rational thinkers WELCOME

death to nonces

>filter all yanks
>filter all micks
>brit suddenly becomes tolerable
???

just gave the ol' 'oreskin a stretch and I'm in fucking agony
how long does this typically take?

Funny how Australia often forget that they are under the queens jurisdiction

Why are most of the rorkes on here nonces?

no it isnt
be quite

post slags

yanknonce, along with all nonces, will be murdered by me personally

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How old are you

The ra blew up your uncle get over it sadcase

*is on your jury*
NOT.....guilty!

how did you stretch it? it shouldnt be painful

refuse to answer this directly
I'm under 30

>its ok when blacks, mexicans, muslims, and japs

you arent seeing a correlation between age of consent and the rate at which those people are reproducing you're living in a bubble

Can't do a poo when people are looking

sleep with children*

stuck two fingers in and pulled to light tension
kept it like that for 10 minutes

babestation

Dozens of German divisions get trapped in Stalingrad, gets pumped with soviet artillery, doesn’t feel good and retreats - GERMANIC AUTISM. Many such cases!

Just ate beans

In your twenties and you’ve never pulled your foreskin back? Blimey

short on potatoes this week connor?

youtube.com/watch?v=VMnPX3GeyEM

tune lads

doesn't inhibit wanking or pissing
I'm a virgin and probably gonna stay that way so I left it alone

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The only way to do it properly is to fill a bowl up with almost boiling water and put your cock in for 15 minutes, it’ll sting a little bit at first but you’ll get used to the heat. It will come loose after that

pinch the tip of your foreskin closed when you are doing a cum and fill it up like a balloon

>foreskin discussion

when did /brit/ become 3rd world?

Umm sweaty this was Kursk

>all these obnoxious niggers reeeeeing about kfc closing shops

good post

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>being a virgin in 2017+1

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did I pass?

Feel left out because the kike doctor snipped yours off? Ahahaha fuck out of this thread yank

I found some steroid cream in the medicine cabinet that contains betamethasone
apparently it helps

might as well go join isis la

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any busrunt in

did you do it in the shower? thats what i did. only took a month or 2 of irregular stretching (only doing it when i remembered/could be bothered) to fix mine. fixing the overly sensitive head is way more of a pain than fixing the mosis

awful

absolutely bent + revolting

Literally lad stick your cock in boiling water and tease the skin back it’s the only way, worked for me

Honestly baffling why americans circumcise their kids. There is legitimately not a single good reason

*sends endless waves of asian mongols supported by british-american manufactured equipment at the enemy*
*wins after taking 25 million deaths*
awesome

business idea: keep talking about foreskins so yanks get envious and angry and leave

yeah they all like penis mutilation too, you'd feel right at home

>he still trying to justify being degenerate
stop muhammed

oi i invented that move

in case they want to become jewish when they're older

Why the FUCK do you all have phimo?!?!?

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prudish jewish industrialists made it mandatory for all yank children in the 19th century

>envious
delusional

anyone here eaten beans recently?

depends la
how old do you think she is?

>overly sensitive head
u wot

cite source or gfto

how bad was it?
I can retract flaccid but if I get hard it's like tying a string around the shaft
last time I tried to get erect after retracting it stung like a motherfucker and I nearly passed out
not trying again until I've seen some kind of change

it's gonna take some time
why do you want me to boil me knob lad

the wermacht lost fair and square la

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yanknonce is the same person who posts about emma watson. he's the fat autistic sicilian who wanted ethiopialad to fuck his sister

2bh lad the problem with the Soviets was a lack of quality leadership because Stalin purged them, not because they’re “Asian subhumans”.

>wanking without pulling foreskin back
how

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg

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the glans will have never been in physical contact with anything before
it'll be sensitive as fuck

any coventry man in

this isnt true and im leaving now to read because im gaining nothing from this discussion and refuse to not be a gentleman g'day

>be me
>go on /brit/
>always topics that relate about Sup Forums (and no politics isn't everything so stfu)
>post about drugs for a topic changer
>REEEEEEE YOU'RE HAVING MORE FUN THAN ME STOP

i hate /brit/ at times

jewish communist propaganda

What does population density have to do with age of consent and reproduction levels?

could they have picked a smaller penis as an example?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phimosis

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this
harshest part of phimo is having your exposed glans literally painful to any touch

use the skin
it's like those water snake toy things

standard practice when wanking with the lads m8, you don't want to mess up someone's carpet

>Kellogg was outspoken on his beliefs on race and segregation, though he himself raised several black foster children. In 1906, together with Irving Fisher and Charles Davenport, Kellogg founded the Race Betterment Foundation, which became a major center of the new eugenics movement in America. Kellogg was in favor of racial segregation and believed that immigrants and non-whites would damage the gene pool.[95]

Repulsive

not old enough

The lad saw through my scheme to get him to boil his own cock, damn shame

how much do you pay for shrooms

sucking a nigger

>not being envious of people who have a full dick
come on now

had mosis until i was 18 so i wasnt able to pull the skin back over the head until then. this meant that i never interacted with my bell end and so it was crazy sensitive to the point of pain when even lightly touching it.

i had to use cotton buds to stretch the skin before i used fingers as i couldnt even fit them in, so quite bad you can imagine. took a surprisingly short amount of time to fix thogh just stretching in the warm shower

Remember when you first peeled your foreskin back and the bellend was bright purple and sore as fck to the touch?

did they take those seat covers from your mam's sofa?

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my pet rock isn't interesting in shrooms

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>be me
>go into mummy's kitchen
>always cake
>ask for 2 cakes for a change
>REEEEEEE YOU'RE A FAT LAZY CUNT WHO'S BEEN AT UNI FOR 8 YEARS GET A JOB

i hate mummy at times

nope

your pet rock isn't interesting at all

drugs are for losers

if drugs are a hobby for you then ur a freak and a nerd and also gay

not even politics but there's zero reason for us to have stopped eugenics