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>tfw DRAGON EX MACHINA prevents Jaime from killing Kelly C
Fuck this shit.

>DOTHRAKI ARE ABLE TO PASS THROUGH DRAGON FIRE UNHARMED

>there are STILL people doubting the leaks
Explain yourselves, and consider apologizing for being wrong for months.

Teleporting is one of the main themes in this series. Is it an allegory for something else?

EXPERT TACTICS

Bronn will die I'm calling it

How did she get the Dothraki to the mainland with no ships?

>fatleesi literally burning food

They're the Children of Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, first of her name, queen of the andales and the first men, khaleesi of some shitpile of mongrels in the desert and queen of dan marino or some shit.

nope, can't have anything unexpected happen. Only the Randyll and Dickon die.

Am I crazy or was Cerceis scene with Ellaria slightly sped up?

Come on guise
guise
guise
stop it
stop having fun guys
wait until sunday
or i report u
guise

holy shit of all things you'd burn why the fucking wagons

>Having a fan favorite die
What is this, Game of Thrones?

Faggot

BECAUSE THESE FUCKING MISOGYNISTS DONT DESERVE TO EAT

>Tyrion watches his own people getting slaughetered by savage sandniggers

I don't feel like watching this shit in 360p, so I've got two questions.
>Is it ever addressed how she got the dothraki mainland seeing as how her entire fleet got rek'd just two episodes ago?
>Does she burn her own guys in autistic targ rage, or is the fire magically totally controlled an reliable?

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T SHE BLAST THEM LENGTHWAYS INSTEAD OF JUST BLASTING THAT ONE SECTION OF THE SHIELD WALL

efficient way to fuck over an army? destroy their food and toilet roll

No and yes she has perfect aim

user pls

>based sisterfucker almost gutted the cancerqueen

I have a great respect for the guy now

The entirety of Team Psychocunt's food supply was on those carts. Expect to see a scene of food riots in Kings Landing in the next episode.

>Cersei is going to meet the Dothraki in an open field, completley ignoring Bobbys smart stratagy of hiding in their castles while they rape and pillage the poor folk

...

bronn navigating the fiery hellscape is pretty kino tbqh lads

BASED FUCKIBNG BROON

the dothraki are attacking the wagon train from highgarden user

Disgusting. Thanks.

WILL BASED BRONN BE ABLE TO DO IT?

Why dont they just teleport to KL as soon as they see the horde approching? She wants Jaime to kill them.

Got rekt by that Dothraki

wait what
tyrion's at the fucking battle as well
HOW
WHY
WHY IS HE WALKING AROUND UNGUARDED

But of course YASSS QUEEN couldn't be harmed.

How did Euron show off his fleet to Cersei in Blackwater Bay if Dany holds Dragonstone?

oh wait no he has guards
lmao

This pls. Hoping to see how Kings Landing becomes full 2007 Baghdad.

C U C K
U
C
K

BRONN FUCKING MISSED

So now that we're more than halfway through the season, what do you all think of season 7? Better or worse than season 6?

Now, after seeing this battle, tell me who is the bad guy

Tyrion isn't a Lannister confirmed.

HOLY SHIT DROGON'S GOING DOWN
BASED BRONN THE DRAGONSLAYER

Who saves Jaime? Id like to know how someone can jump ae high as a full grown horse going full speed and knock him off

Based Jaime trying to kill Kelly C

Wait a sec, did Jaime survive the dragonfire?

IS JAIME A SECRET TARGARYAN?

D&d of course

LOL NEVER MIND HE'S FINE
great fucking job qyburn you useless fuck

Honestly I wish Jaime had fucking died here, we need something unexpected to happen. This is a fucking mess and wasted time.

The real secret Targs are the Dothraki riders

bronn

I can't believe there are still people who like Dany.

Looks like based Bronn.

>bronn saved jaime right in front of a fucking dragon's mouth
why is this guy so loyal?

>BURN THE VILE WHITE MEN

wew

Honestly makes me mad

Truely /ourguy/

Based Great Danes

RELEASE THE WILDFIRE CERSEI GODDAMMIT
Kelly C must go down.

>1st cut: Jaime is riding alone, you can see that
>2nd cut: Caloresee and dragon
>3rd cut: Second rider teleports out of nowhere
THIS IS JUST AN ELEMENT OF SUPRISE FOR A VIEWER GUYZ

NO TELEPORTING=NO SUPRISE

you blind nigga? It's Bronn and he jumps of his horse.

Look like gay lovers out on date night

You do think he screamed as he burned?

>Ep 1, King Robert arrives at Winterfell
>Ep 2, Robert and Ned leave Winterfall and are travelling the Kingsroad
>Ep 3, Robert and Ned are now in Kings Landing

Did you expect anything else?

qyburn is a hack

d-dickon is going to be ok, right guys?

Jaime is clearly more worthy of LOYALTY than Tyrion.

Judging by NCW's wife, they probably are. No way a man that good looking would marry and ogre unless she was his beard.

I enjoyed Bronn laughing at his name

Its a fakeout so Viseryon dying is surprising

Oh man, they burned through all the CGI for the season, the rest of the eps are going to be dogshit.

Im at work? I havent watched the entire episode but you clearly cant see a 2nd rider in the shot where it pans right.

this

Fuck this Cockman.

Tyrion is a fucking shit Lannister. Can we all agree that Team Incest is best?

Its clearly Bronn, and we have the leaks to confirm this.

It's Bronn, you see two horses get burned and who the fuck else is it going to be? Dickon?

Dick wasn't even a slang at the time so there is no reason for anyone to find it funny. Of course since D&D have the humour of high schoolers they had to add that in.

You are assuming way to much of me, user. I am but a simple shitposter. I do not memorize every leak.

Why is he such a sick cunt is the real question?

He should have songs being sung about him in every tavern; his kill count is through the fucking roof since he fired the arrow that blew up Blackwater Bay, he almost takes down a dragon, it's demonstrated repeatedly that he's a great 1v1 fighter and that he could wreck practically anyone in Kings Landing, to the point that the knights seems to genuinely fear him.

Kind of looks like he's dead in the leaked video though

Fuck off, team Dolorous Edd FTW

That drive has expired, anyone got another link?

Has gold in it. Without gold can't fund a war and get out of debt.

Yeah, yeah, I know you're a retarded normalfag who watches The Walking Dead and avoided the several months we've had these leaks, you don't have to explain yourself.

>A good heart... I've noticed you staring at her good heart.

jesus fucking christ, really d&d?

Flew them over on dragonback 3 at a time

Can I get a link(s) to catch up?

>All GoT youtubers will pretend this leak didn't happen, and will upload their reviews on tuesday
HOW DO I KNOW WHAT I THOUGHT OF THE EPISODE NOW??

>Dick wasn't even a slang at the time

You know Westeros isn't a real place right? This isn't a historical representation of Britain in the middle ages

Got episode 4 leaked? Am I missing something?

Kings Landing becomes Grease confirmed.

4th episode drive.google.com/file/d/0B4WeyVsHmXFAUE9GZ2JJYU5fUDQ/view

So how old was Dickon when he was burned alive, again?

I AM FUCKING MAD FUCKING DRAGONS FUCK MUH QUEEN MUH DRAGONS SHIT FUCK I HOPE ALL OF THEM WILL GET KILLED IN THE BOOKS
OH WAIT FUCKING OLD SACK OF SHIT WILL NEVER FINISH HIS FUCKING BOOK SON OF A WHORE

Its saying quote exceeded

nigga you an hour late

Fuck this episode is sooooo bad

>Leaks confirmed true
>By a fucking leaked episode
HBO leaks more than an old man's cunt

The thing is the show used to have intrigue and interesting interpersonal relationships, so you could have scenes of people in wagons talking about shit and it would still be interesting while illustrating the movement of people and the passage of time

I expect a MEDIEVAL fantasy to be faithful to it's source material.