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baps?

this satsuma is well juicy

tell me about vietlad

what's his endgame

What actual claim does Argentina have to the Falklands beside it being near to them?

I don’t care what type of thread you make but DELETE THAT IMAGERY




Lunch in an hour, what shall I get McD's, Wendzel's, Burger King or maybe KFC?

>KFC
who's gonna tell him?

You arrive in Hatfield House

burger king is much superior to mcdonalds tbqhwy

McD's
Get the Grand Big Mac

what is Wendzel's?

simply not true

Royal Marines or Paras?

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shut the fuck up cunt

BASED GOD

Fucking aussie prick

RAF Regiment

noooo way so you're- you're a uuhh a northerner, no? y-you're from the north? "y'arite by gum right goin' down t'pub" FUCK OFF with your victim complex. FUCK OFF thinking you're better than anybody else. FUCK OFF you're fucking northern, you're scum YOU'RE NOTHING - my part of the country *inhales* KEEPS YOUR WHOLE FUCKING LIFESTYLE TOGETHER *inhales* the people in London pay the taxes so that YOU can go on strike. So that YOU can enjoy your tea on the taxpayers fuckin' biw - you filthy Northern scum - you can FUCK OFF ALONG WITH SCOTLAND. FUCK OFF! FILTH.

marines

PpppppppSSSSCHHHHHHHHHHHH

northumbria is a colony of the british empire

*releases an EXTREMELY potent and rancid bit of flatulence into the thread*
ahh much better
will continue to flatulate since I require a good poo but I shan't rise from my throne to perform it

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pommy cunt

paras couldn't even beat the IRA so I doubt they can do much against a real army

Did poleboo goo to prison in the end

yes

>777
>trips
Checked.
VERY nice.
>88
>dubs
Checked.
Nice.

Wenzels, phone posting can be tricky.

tangerine? no problem

just for a few weeks then his dad honour killed him for being bummed by lads in there

languages die out because they're shit

it's why english and spanish are so widely used

Welcome to the Grand illusion
Come on in and see what's happening
Pay the price, get your tickets for the show
The stage is set, the band starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star.

But don't be fooled by the radio
The TV or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But they're just someone else's fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...

So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...

America spells competition, join us in our blind ambition
Get yourself a brand new motor car
Someday soon we'll stop to ponder what on Earth's this spell we're under
We made the grade and still we wonder who the hell we are

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That's what you came back with? Calling me a virgin? I make 6 figures working at a hospital taking and examining X-rays, because I paid attention in class. I didn't need to "be cool" to get laid you sperg. My money is more appealing than your suave stoic composure.

going to aldi, anyone want owt

Time after time I sit and I wait for your call
I know I'm a fool but why can I say
Whatever the price I'll pay for you, Madame Blue
Once long ago, a word from your lips and the world turned around
But somehow you've changed, you're so far away
I long for the past and dream of the days with you, Madame Blue

Suite Madame Blue, gaze in your looking glass
You're not a child anymore
Suite Madame Blue, the future is all but past
Dressed in your jewels, you made your own rules
You conquered the world and more ..............heaven's door

America....America...America..America..
America....America...America..America..
America....America...America..America..

Red white and blue, gaze in your looking glass
You're not a child anymore
Red, white, and blue, the future is all but past
So lift up your heart, make a new start
And lead us away from here

the gf

yes
a way out of this life ay
ahaha

fat women are disgusting
just eat less ffs

English is a language of merchants and ports
Spanish is a language of peasants and labourers
French is a language of the aristocracy and sophistication

don't shop at aldi because I'm not a povvo mong but I'm sure you and your ilk will find something to purchase after meticulously noting the daily discounts so your budget remains intact

Why do the Irish always to tag along their shitty meaningless problems with everyone else?
Professional victims

German is a language of super men

cucumber, some olive oil and latex gloves ta

I'm wealthy and upper middle class and I shop at lidl a lot

anyone who refuses to shop at the cheap places are just being mongs who like to waste their money on placebos

when will ksi fight theresa may?

Is there anything more embarrassing than Scottish/Welsh people who are under the delusion that they are somehow separate from Britain? The Welsh fought with us at agincourt ffs

is he the fifa YouTuber?

should've finished them off back in the 1840s tbqh, more trouble than they're worth

their english overlords have treated them like dirt for centuries so I'm not sure what you expect when it comes to a shared sense of 'brotherhood'

'Britain' didn't exist when we fought Agincourt

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>you will never be a merchant in the 12th century
why live

doing a big poo lads

ah yes, lidl
oh sorry, we just place our stock in random places every week, no use trying to learn the layout
oh sorry, you have no time or space to pack your bags at the till, just fuck off out of here we already have your money

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one of those pizza bread things, no two
cheese
polish sausage (extra gristle please)

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Really not a fan of the whole "democracy" thing

people are embarrassed to be associated with the english because you're basically the same as americans
chauvinistic and ignorant of the world outside their own

:(

off to rewe, anyone want owt?

>oh sorry, you have no time or space to pack your bags at the till, just fuck off out of here we already have your money
retard
they have a counter opposite the tills that you're meant to use

>a (((merchant)))

>murdered by peasants or dying of the pox before you make 25

why are rorkes so fascinated with the past? by any objective measure we're living in the most prosperous times of human history

theguardian.com/world/deadlineusa/2008/dec/03/obama-grandfather-maumau-torture
>During two years' detention he was subjected to horrific violence, according to the story's authors, Ben Macintyre and Paul Orengoh. Tortures inflicted on Kenyan prisoners sometimes involved such barbaric implements as "castration pliers".

We literally crushed Obama's dad's bollocks

being english is like being the dad
all the blame falls on you but ultimately you are the most respected

what the FUCK

Anglos have been a race of merchants since the 16th century

noam rothberg

Had 200 mg bottle of morphine in my hand ready to off myself 10 minutes ago but now I'm posting on /brit/ what a world.

What seasoning is the best for it lads?

>but ultimately you are the most respected

Anglo means angler or fisherman

>we're living in the most prosperous times of human history
not this meme again

and it's a fucking hassle
fuck lidl

>lives in first world
>ever wanting to kill yourself

But why?

Just contact a psychologist or go to your local hospital.

Salt and vinegar wrth gwrs

torturing prisoners is really low desu. nothing to be proud of here but its to be expected that a brit/pol/ donkey would think its impressive

*makes a promise*
*doesn't keep it*

prove me wrong

the twin pillars of science and globalist neoliberalism have lifted hundreds of millions out of poverty and destitution

Hopefully those fucking blacks will stop their screeching about having rights now that they have a niggerfied capeshit movie of their own

hooting

Even if that were true, not like I'd care.
It's a better life than those cuckold scribes who travel from library to library tediously copying books for the pleasure of rich merchants.

black pepper

>globalist neoliberalism

ah yes where would we be without it

Most cringe thing is Scots pretending they're some sort of colonised oppressed nation when they were at the forefront of British colonialism

It literally is tho doubt you’d remember how dire life was in the 80s tho you child

we are in terms of material wealth thanks to modern technology
doesn't mean its the best time in history though

but they already had one 20 years ago

england is a colony of the normans

blutwurst im glas
€1.69 rose wine
pick and mix snackgurkens
pfifferlinge
some small wilhelm brandenburg sausages

They were terrorists mate

nah you're just a dumb person

drank almost all of my whiskey AND gin in one night
extremely disappointed
don't want to go out to buy more today
but then I'll be stuck sober
dire

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