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ETERNAL /got/ GENERAL
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first for BRIENNE BTFO

Reminder Jamie is Azor Azai.

First for frogfu

Why is bran autistic now?

Jaime and Bronn gay sex when?

FUCKIN WESTEROSI SHITS BTFO
THE REAL QUEEN IS BACK ON THE MENU

>couldn't become the queenslayer

is it just me or does the leaked episode seems shorter then normal?

Is Gendry still on the fucking boat?

Post more webms

Reminder that SPEED is an application of STRENGTH

>bitch about giant woman who shits on men in combat
>bitch about giant woman who shits on men in combat sparring evenly with tiny woman who shits on men in combat
Just accept that this will never be a realistic setting, particularly in the show.

Are Jaime, Cersei, Bronn, Varys and Euron the only good characters left?

Azor Stannis

Didn't I read that he's supposed to be back within the next few episodes?

It's sped up

That's why body builders look like sprinters.

I root for the night king.

>Cersei
>Euron

Yes.

yeah, I knew I was forgetting someone

Varys is shit now. Cercei, Euron, Bronn, Jaime. Petyr only good characters left. And Littlefinger is shit now so he's off next.

Reminder that Maisie is right handed but she learned to fight southpaw because Arya is left handed in the books.

Including the starting and the credits, it's only 47 minutes.

>tiny woman who shits on men in combat
when has this ever happened, faggot?

>Arya is now a literal supergoblin

Bravo Dabid

Euron is fucking god tier. He's literally trump. I don't like his stupid jokes and I don't care about his policies, but I want someone to just fuck everyone else's shit up.

That's why sprinters look like bodybuilders

MUH YASSSS KWEENNN
MUH MUTHER OF DRAGUNZ

Gendry, Edmure, the golden company, dorne, stormlands and the only good actors in the show fucking shit up when?

Friendly reminder that Drogon is going to die from an infected wound

Brienne is like 2 meters high and probably like 100kg of muscle. It's realistic that she can BTFO some men, even more when she spent her life training.
But Arya ? toplel, that's stupid.

...

Arya, Bad Pussy

I hope so. Then she'd just have one by the end of the show.

Seriously, he should win fucking clean the whole place up and usher in a new age of heroes.

What is he waiting for?

So we /anime/ now? Nice

LANNISTERS BTFO

Plot movement

Took him 7 seasons to learn how to row

Aegon and the Golden Company confirmed.

Badass as fuck

Episode 4 Leak

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>its cool my dudees

The writers worged into him to stop him from making the show logical

>have weapons equivalent of nukes
>lose them in one season
YAAAS QUEEN

>doesn't throw the spear
>nobody has bow and arrow
>Saving Jaime instead of killing her

Where did that Dothraki piece of shit get off saying that Westerosi didn't fight well when he had a dragon on his team

Someone post the season leaks

How the hell is Gendry showing up not going to seem fucking weird?

Get fucked triggered faggot

>the prince that was promised
Fuck kelly see.

Lannisters were getting slaughtered even before drogon started spitting fire

at this point, they should just use Muppet dolls as a replacement for the dragons, since people who cared about the show already dropped it

post the episode 5 leak now son.

when has arya ever btfo any man in single combat

So jaime is ded?

Everything about her is shit. Did her and her retarded brother really think the fucking Doth army was a good idea? What are the rapist pillagers supposed to assimilate when the war is over? Varys has to be one of the most retarded Soros level assholes in the show to have thought that was a good idea.

cry more

>bronn was an inch away from killing dany and saving this shit of a show
>jaime was an inch away from killing dany and saving this shit of a show
She can't keep getting away with it

Shitskins tend to be arrogant pricks. It's because of their inherent inferiority complex.

No they weren't

You've done it, /got/. You've finally done it.

You finished your epic novel series and got a publishing contract. The books are hits. Readers love them. Critics love them. There is a growing fandom of people who are are fucking obsessed with your work and eagerly await the release of each new installment.

One day, these two men show up at your doorstep. They want to adapt your story for HBO.


What do you do, user?

Nice.

You're a simple son of a bitch, user.

Can't wait for her to pull that out of her dragon and burn every last Lannister and Tarly shits.

Tell them that I am more qualified than they are at their own job except for one (((thing)))

BOW DOWN TO YOUR QUEEN YOU SHITS!

let them

selling out is awesome

Spent too much time on the weirchan.

They were

Their shitty formation broke after 2 waves

The Mongol Empire was one of the most vast and powerful civilizations the world has ever seen, user.

hand them a draft script for a pilot I've been working on and a box of crayolas and tell them to go for it

>Jaime
Hasn't had a character arc in years.
>Cersei
Only hasn't died because the plot says so.
>Bronn
He's been wasted. I loved him back in the good seasons, but he hasn't done anything interesting in ages.
>Varys
What's even the point of him anymore? He didn't back up Jon by telling Dany that Ned disagreed with Robert on assassinating her. He has no whisperers anymore. So what?
>Euron
>thousand quips and teleporting ships

No.

AHHHHH WE NEVER STOOD A CHANCE

THE CROSSBOW WAS WORTHLESS

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If the dragon didn't make a breach in the formation, dothraki would've been slaughtered.
Lannisters were preparing to cosplay the thin red line.

>Jaime doing nothing for an hour
>no one else in the Lannister army doing anything for an hour
>Danny being dumb enough to not look around
>no one of her men even tries to defend her

Do they make it bad on purpose?

Throw a shekel down the street and close the door.

>What do you do, user?
Take the money and fame?
Their formation broke after thirty guys got roasted by a dragon

Vareys fame himself as a man of the people and he is going to be a man of the people by bringing in tons of rapist savages.

>Westerosi can fight

So is Jon Snow also immune to fire?
I don't remember him getting burnt.

idk that would rout most armies

dragons would be fucking terrifying

>Hasn't had a character arc in years.
Why do people keep saying this? He's slowly getting more disillusioned with Cersei every episode.

Any webm of brienne getting BTFO?

Dothraki aren't the Mongol Empire. Fuck off, retard.

Hmmm that one dragon did a lot of damage, WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF YOU USED THEM IN EPISODE 1 TO END THIS STUPID FUCKING WAR

The Dothraki aren't the Mongols

Since when did Bronn do anything interesting, outside of the rtrial by combat? He's just a fun side character

Dragons and Faceless Men exist in this setting, Ramsay Bolton charged a shield wall shirtless while dual wielding, and you're going to talk to me about realistic medieval combat in Game of Thrones?

>implying they are more asain than arab

That's because mongols weren't retarded subhumans. They used siege engines, they even used explosives after the conquest of China.
Dothraki are australian abos-tier.

>The Dothraki aren't the Mongols

What are Dothraki? They look Persian.

Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word.

I will not be posting Darkstar material on the grounds that he is far too good for this thread.

iirc season 1 at castle black when the wight reanimated and attacked lord commander mormont, jon grabbed a lantern and lit the wight on fire, burning his hand in the process

someone, somewhere, thought this was a good idea

some of you take this fantasy show a little too seriously