For real, though - he got his powers from Sup Forums

For real, though - he got his powers from Sup Forums.

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Sup Forums didn't exist in 1995

He got his powers from Usenet and Star Trek DS9 message boards.

Isn't this the show where Candlejack is from? Wouldn't it be a shame if someone was dumb enough to actually say that name ag

Needs reboot.
…shit I just jinxed myself.

No, hear me out. Sup Forums, Sup Forums in particular, taps into the internet's collective unconscious, sort of the cultural zeitgeist from which all memes are derived. It's how we in the real world perceive the realm of pure chaos from which all creativity springs forth.

Freakazoid has a direct connection to that roiling sea of emotion, shock pics and image macros. It endowed him with phenomenal powers but also drove him completely insane. It makes perfect sense!

So I tried watching this the other day cus it seemed cool, but what the fuck. Like, a third of the show is non-sequitor bullshit, and the other 2/3 is non-sequitor bullshit held together by playdough and chicken wire.

I've been browsing this site since the 80's, newfag.

Truly it was a great era for saturday morning cartoons.

The opening sequence to this show was the gayest thing ever.

Or maybe Sup Forums got its powers... from him!

>no casual to aggressive racist jokes
>no projecting
>not sticking his dick in everything that moves and breathes
>doesn't actively want to kill himself but plays it off as a joke


I don't see it

It's kind of weird how they basically created internet culture personified YEARS before any of it actually happened.

All of pop culture was invented in 1908, they've just been letting it seep out slowly.

Your face is the gayest thing ever

>YEARS before any of it actually happened

Damn kids...
All this shit existed long before you were even born. Just in a different form and no where near as accessible.

Son, I was on CompuServe. Internet culture as we know it, today, was invented in 2002 with the advent of Flash cartoons that were actually worth watching.

>>not sticking his dick in everything that moves and breathes
>Moving being a requirement
>Breathing being a requirement
Fucking newfags. I'm not even talking about necro, there were people in this site with fetishes for bouncy castles and ceramic tiles. Nothing is out of bounds.

>Pretending not to be underage b&

>chicken wire
That's just a normal wire, sir. Are you sure you're okay?

I felt the same way until it devolved into a generic action hero cartoon later on. Especially when he got an arch enemy. I missed the shorts and the gags by the end of it.

It's chicken wire! CHICKEN WIRE!

>Internet culture as we know it, today, was invented in 2002 with the advent of Flash cartoons that were actually worth watching.

Technically Homestar Runner started in 2000, with Strong Bad Emails debuting in 2001.

That sounds like something only a giant wienie would say.

I am not a weenie! YOU ARE THE WEENIE!

>YEARS before any of it actually happened.
No, really, Usenet was the original internet hate machine. Sup Forums's biggest contribution to internet culture is exposing squares to weird Japanese porn and 2ch memes. All the rest was done years previously by other sites and services.

Cheap Madman knockoff.

>Sup Forums's biggest contribution to internet culture is exposing squares to weird Japanese porn and 2ch memes.

Well, that an an increased focus on anonymity.

"@[=g3,8d]\&fbb=-q]/hk%fg"

Ohhhhhh, I'm such a bad typist...

The Lobe is one of my favorite cartoon characters. I love villains like him who are good at what they do while still being funny and sort of just doing evil as a lifestyle. I would have liked a little backstory on him, though. Was he born that way? Did he suffer a lab accident? Who knows.

delete this

S2 while still good did their show in by making stories overstay their welcome. They got rid of the cool side segments and stretched dumb shit to 22 minutes.

Can't beat a villain that pours laxatives inside your water supply.

Funny how kids think things weren't random and silly on the internet before they found out about the the internet. It's like they don't realize all the porn, gore, file sharing, etc existed in easily obtainable media before the internet.

Don't forget shitposting about console wars.

Is that shitposting? My mother had practically just popped me out when that was posted, so I genuinely have no idea how the Atari 800 played.

>using "right wing" to describe a fucking video game console
truly, it is the internet.

It will be back on Tv this September , on Tooncast

It was very crude, is the point. A PC, even back then, should have been capable of much more.

>Hue

Another thing borrowed from 2ch, by way of futaba.

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